Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Token]

Thats why I dont fukk with xmas, my birthday gets outshined by some fat mythical home-invading molesting ass cac, muthafukk him.

My sisters birthday is in 3 days....wanna know what I got her for Chrimmuh?



.....an early bday gift. "Merry Christmas!!!, your gift from me is me not waiting until your birthday to give you this gift "

You masturbated with that shyt, stop it

Your mother should have masturbated.

cuz you gotta cum with a water pick and im getting some good gay dikk

Wait

I hate y'all.

 

[Larry Lobster]

i love them both with all my heart and soul to the point it hurts

Charmander fainted

 

[yeahisaidit]

Leave me alone @JamieFoxxHairline

Quit negging me

 

[AgentGrey]

I know someone who could better answer this question with the breadth of experience he has with that kinda thing...

@Mr. Negative


Nope. At least it'd be within the "circle".

See I figured the same thing, but my mom is on some "Nah, you aint playin your lil player games over here son. Take that shyt elsewhere
She dont know we fukked the last time I flew down here to visit her tho

My sisters birthday is in 3 days....wanna know what I got her for Chrimmuh?



.....an early bday gift. "Merry Christmas!!!, your gift from me is me not waiting until your birthday to give you this gift "

There's a special place on the naughty list for mutherfukker's like yall
If me n ur sis have the same birthday.. She somehow someway owes me nudes.

 

[Token]

See I figured the same thing, but my mom is on some "Nah, you aint playin your lil player games over here son. Take that shyt elsewhere
She dont know we fukked the last time I flew down here to visit her tho

Whore.

There's a special place on the naughty list for mutherfukker's like yall

I know all about that 2 in 1 gift struggle. I get a pass.

If me n ur sis have the same birthday.. She somehow someway owes me nudes.

That definitely makes sense.

@marcuz I think you owe me nudes.

 

[muse]

judging by your sexual habits I wouldn't expect you to know about hygiene; dental or otherwise.

he's not gay!
go cry yourself to sleep

 

[AZBeauty]

My boss decided to stay open until after tax season or so I was told. He hasn't told me that yet but his wife mentioned it. However, the company who is running my background check called today! The look on his face was so funny to me. That negro didnt think I would be able to find another job so quickly I bet. Sucker!

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I'm so fukking bored Brehettes.
No car/gas and everyone I chill with lives on the other side of the fukking county.
The country is nice and loving being able to see the stars but come on.... i can't do this for 3 more weeks.
fukk it i'm going to buy myself a car asap

 

[Nintendough]

I'm so fukking bored Brehettes.
No car/gas and everyone I chill with lives on the other side of the fukking county.
The country is nice and loving being able to see the stars but come on.... i can't do this for 3 more weeks.
fukk it i'm going to buy myself a car asap

lemme take you to the movies



maybe a massage



maybe we could just take a nap together

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I

lemme take you to the movies
maybe a massage
maybe we could just take a nap together

I'lll take the massage and the movies peas

You know what...might as well throw in the nap too

 

[Seea]

See I figured the same thing, but my mom is on some "Nah, you aint playin your lil player games over here son. Take that shyt elsewhere
She dont know we fukked the last time I flew down here to visit her tho

Just make sure she keep on not knowing or else that's that ass.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Todays workout was pretty damn good IDk who this chick is but she has some great workout regimens on tumblr and lawd I was feeling it. Came home and got some unexpected cardio in Now i'm trying to figga if I want to order a big ass pizza with bacon and onions orrrr a cajun grilled salmon salad.....

 

[charmander]

Todays workout was pretty damn good IDk who this chick is but she has some great workout regimens on tumblr and lawd I was feeling it. Came home and got some unexpected cardio in Now i'm trying to figga if I want to order a big ass pizza with bacon and onions orrrr a cajun grilled salmon salad.....

a bacon and onion pizza

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

a bacon and onion pizza

yesss...with extra bacon

 

[charmander]

yesss...with extra bacon

turkey bacon?