Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

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I got the second interview. I know when they meet me in person I'll get the job. I'm charming as hell. I'm excited and nervous. I really want this job.
 

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Been practicing my charm lately.

I recently found out HOW good I am at it.

The issue is to keep it from giving sexual vibes. I want to be likable and persuasive. BUT not to the point people think I am sexually interested.

The person needs to question how I feel enough to not take it there but enjoy being around me.

I failed at 1 but very successful excused the other.

The W was the lady who did my nails. I actually barely spoke to her but what I did say hit home. She kept staring at me and before I left she said "You are so nice." with big dough eyes.

Asian people NEVER give it up like that. So I was super proud of myself for being able to win someone over with very little verbal communication. Her being a woman took the sexual element out of it too. Less is more. Not giving the person too much attention is going to be a good strategy. Keeps them wanting more but keeps my level of preceived interest down significantly.

On the second one, I accidentally broke a rule. I KNEW I fukked up immediately.
I tripped and accidentally touched this dude's ashy knee.

:dead:

Never initiate a touch unless you are interested ESPECIALLY in places people don't usually touch.

I made a joke, tripped, cause myself on his knee and regretted it immediately. Barely touched him but the damage was done. He's been hovering around me like a fly ever since.

:heh:

I'll just make it known that I am interested in someone else outside of work and that should HOPEFULLY fix it. Outside of that I'll just make myself unavailable.

It's a very powerful tool. It's important not to abuse it. I am still trying to find the sweet spot.
 

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This is actually hilarious because Galloway literally doesn’t realize that nothing he is saying is appealing to women—
AT ALL lmao :russ::why::bryan::dead:


 

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I can always tell when my cycle is coming because I'll get flaming mad about some shyt.

:mjlol:

Those hormones are crazy. Once I look at my calendar I actually felt better. Like "Oh it's not as bad as you think it is. You hormones are just fukked up." I'm glad I didn't take it out on anyone.
 

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I can always tell when my cycle is coming because I'll get flaming mad about some shyt.

:mjlol:

Those hormones are crazy. Once I look at my calendar I actually felt better. Like "Oh it's not as bad as you think it is. You hormones are just fukked up." I'm glad I didn't take it out on anyone.
YOU
ARE
SO
RIGHT




I was flipping out a few days ago and I rarely get upset about things, then I had to stop and realize the last time I felt this way was exactly a month ago :skip::skip:

Then random painful ass cramps followed and I was spotting the next day lmao
:dead:


Gets me EVERY TIME smh
 

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YOU
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I was flipping out a few days ago and I rarely get upset about things, then I had to stop and realize the last time I felt this way was exactly a month ago :skip::skip:

Then random painful ass cramps followed and I was spotting the next day lmao
:dead:


Gets me EVERY TIME smh
I'm usually good after 1 one day. But it doesn't mean someone can't get this work while I'm on it.

Some new guy tried being smart with me yesterday. He called trying to over talk me with some base in his voice.

I straight up told him "I need you to stop talking. I let you speak and now you need to let me speak. I heard what you said the first time. I've been doing this almost 7 years. I don't need you to tell me what to do. Imma do what I need to do. All I need you to do is tell me you are about to do exactly what I TOLD YOU to do, DO YOU understand?

And I didn't say it that nicely.

Breh was quiet as fukk on that phone. Then he hesitantly complied and I hung up in his damn face. I wish he would have kept going. I was ready fire his stupid ass expeditiously.

I got cramps and back pain motherfukker...just give me a reason.
 

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I'm getting my eyebrows redone in a few weeks. It looks crazy as hell the first week and a half but beautiful for years after it heals.

But I also am waiting to hear back from this job I REALLY want.

What if I get the job and then show up with half eyebrows.

:pachaha:

Oh well, ya'll fukked up now. This is the introduction to my fukkery...buckle up.

:mjlol:

Just kidding...but not kidding...lol
 

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I'm getting my eyebrows redone in a few weeks. It looks crazy as hell the first week and a half but beautiful for years after it heals.

But I also am waiting to hear back from this job I REALLY want.

What if I get the job and then show up with half eyebrows.

:pachaha:

Oh well, ya'll fukked up now. This is the introduction to my fukkery...buckle up.

:mjlol:

Just kidding...but not kidding...lol

I’m still scared to do that because if they don’t come out perfect I will be pissed for years! Lol Someone at work did hers during covid and they still look perfect lol



I still just get mine threaded a few times a year and use a pencil after they grow out. People never believe it’s pencil because I have my technique down to a science lol
 

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I’m still scared to do that because if they don’t come out perfect I will be pissed for years! Lol Someone at work did hers during covid and they still look perfect lol



I still just get mine threaded a few times a year and use a pencil after they grow out. People never believe it’s pencil because I have my technique down to a science lol
My lady is expensive as fukk. But I pay the price because literally no one can tell my eyebrows are tattooed on.

People just hit me with " Why are your eyebrows always perfect?"

If you do ever decide to do it, go to someone who trains others to do it. That way you know they are highly competent.

Also there is a specific ink they are supposed to use; NOT tattoo ink. When you see people with "shiny" eyebrows or black that turns blue it's because they used the wrong ink. Stay away from the Asians. They will fukk your shyt up.
 

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I like surprising people. People can be soooo simple sometimes.

Me: You smell amazing.

Her: Oh it's a a subtle hint of lavender with a undertone of bergamot and essense of rose. (paraphrasing I can remember exactly what bull shyt she said).

Me: *leans in to smell her again* It smells like peaches

Her: Oh it's Tom Ford "Bitter Peach"

Me: Awww okay I knew it was a familiar scent. I am wearing Cafe' Rose.

Her: OH OH I picked up on that. *finds an excuse to walk away*

:pachaha:

A DC negro with a good job is a site to behold. So performatively bougie and self conscious. Easy to move out their comfort zone once you crack their preconceived notions.

bytch! These kicks are Chanel. Stop playing with me. Are you dumb?

Trying to stunt on a perfume game like you're only motherfukker with access to Nordstrom's and Bloomingdale's. Just take the fukking compliment. JHC

:heh:

*sprays on dupe of Electric Cherry*
 

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My lady is expensive as fukk. But I pay the price because literally no one can tell my eyebrows are tattooed on.

People just hit me with " Why are your eyebrows always perfect?"

If you do ever decide to do it, go to someone who trains others to do it. That way you know they are highly competent.

Also there is a specific ink they are supposed to use; NOT tattoo ink. When you see people with "shiny" eyebrows or black that turns blue it's because they used the wrong ink. Stay away from the Asians. They will fukk your shyt up.
Thank you for the advice! I’ll take the plunge one day lol
 

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Regarding the Kandi/Tod situation:

Most of us are grown and know game, but Bondy Blue broke this situation down PERFECTLY for the women who may be in “Lala land” or have their heads in the clouds and can’t recognize a man like Todd walking into their life:




Listen to it while cleaning the house or working out or walking or whatever…but this is especially for the younger girls who may happen upon this.

This is what happens when you get with someone who resents the fact that you are in fact a “boss” and he is not a boss himself.
Sharing this here cuz no one goes in our finance thread :russ:
 
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