Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Malcolmxxx_23

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So I found another chick off Tinder here's the background (tryna keep it short)

She moved here from MIN on June 1. She's a teacher. She has a PT job in the summer at the mall. She's new here, but she's visited here before. I met her on Tinder on June 13.

Natural hair, chocolate skin, 5'4, 142. She has the white girl accent and a great smile. Looks like I caught her before a ratchet did :banderas:

She's 23 years old, works out 6 days a week, and is a vegetarian. We went for ice cream, she told me i looked cute, and she really enjoyed seeing me even though it took 2 weeks to do so cause of my work and school schedule. We will definitely see each other again, and we've facetimed several times. She used to run track so her arms legs and ass.... :wow:

I'ma see what's good. Looks wise IMO she is a 7. Personality wise (so far) she is an 8. We gotta start rating bytches like 2k brehs:

Looks:
Personality:
p*ssy:
Head:
Cooking:
Potential:
Sooooooo when are you going to attempt to smash??
 

Two Stacks

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Sooooooo when are you going to attempt to smash??

sometime next month...gotta tread the line make sure u don't creep a chick out...imma dump that pic in her text by mistake or something lmao.

I'm 9/11 sending bytches my pic....quickest turnaround was like 16 hrs after showing the pic my dikk was in the bytch mouth. once i get this one talking freaky its over. she gon get this work. trust im plotting and planning.
 

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i cant believe this is happening to me brehs im still on my high :mindblown:, i aint even messing with tinder anymore. No im not simping so slow down :kony:, its just i dunno brehs literally all my life i was eating like processed tv dinners and sugary drinks and i finally experienced steak and lobtser and wine, there is no going back to the cesspool that i partaked in. I'd rather go hungry than to go back to processed tv dinners and sugary drinks.

I'm literally disgusted to the state of vomiting in a toilet, over the women i'm currently surrounded about in thsi horrible city of toronto. I had my malcolm x going to mecca moment and i have changed brehs :wow:
 

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I'm to thirsty for some p*ssy that I'm moving to fast and trying to rush the process and that's wats fukking me up with females well one of the reasons smh :snoop:
 

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My ex In town... She wants to meet up but I know I shouldn't. We broke up over religious beliefs :sadcam:
 

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Invite her to your place to chill for a minute?? If she's in your town
She's in Charlotte I'm in Jersey she has no reason to be up here :heh: and I'm not out on my own yet

But when I'm down there every summer on the Fourth my car ain't good to rely on for that trip so I can't scoop anytime and I can't really afford 3-4 nights of my own room at a telly.

If I could get even one of those things right I'd be in that.
 
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Funny shyt, shorty called me today, just for small talk i guess. And she lowkey tried to jokingly(yet seriously) inquire if im fukking anyone else. She does that a lot actually. I G checked her and said "dont be assuming shyt, that shyt aint funny. :ufdup:" She just got mad quiet and hung up :pachaha:

I didnt wanna be a dikk to her but she kinda had it coming. She had her chance wit the kid and fukked it up. Ppl usually only get one chance w/ me anyway. Now she see the six pack flourishing and my overall happiness she wanna be apart of it. lmao nope :camby::smugdraper:
 
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