Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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:mjlol:its good bro i read that shyt like :damn:. But sometimes a nikka need that kick in the ass to get right.
i always say if a nikka (or female for that matter) never tries to put me in check when im out of pocket then they aint doin right by me :smh: and i'd be better off cutting them out the picture
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@Urbanmiracle i gave you that ether out of respect breh :to:
 

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i am :yeshrug: online and in person :pachaha: people appreciate the honesty tho
i am the same exact way and hoes despise that shyt :heh:

I recently gave a bytch the :camby: because she said she hates the gym and didn't like working out.

her: wyd today

me: going to the gym today is my lift day.

her: I really wish I had motivation to go to the gym im lazy

me: :dahell: don't you have a floor in your house? why don't you do some crunches and planks

her: because I hate working out I don't want to do it.

me: well I guess you plan on dying of a heart attack or diabetes or shooting yourself with insulin before you turn 40 :beli:

her: that was so mean of you to say to me why would you say that to me :sadbron:

me: its the truth nobody wants to marry a bytch that dosent take care of her body.

she hung up on me and called me back 2 weeks later :camby:


fukk lying to these hoes I tell them how I really feel, if they can't take it then fukk them.
 

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i am the same exact way and hoes despise that shyt :heh:

I recently gave a bytch the :camby: because she said she hates the gym and didn't like working out.

her: wyd today

me: going to the gym today is my lift day.

her: I really wish I had motivation to go to the gym im lazy

me: :dahell: don't you have a floor in your house? why don't you do some crunches and planks

her: because I hate working out I don't want to do it.

me: well I guess you plan on dying of a heart attack or diabetes or shooting yourself with insulin before you turn 40 :beli:

her: that was so mean of you to say to me why would you say that to me :sadbron:

me: its the truth nobody wants to marry a bytch that dosent take care of her body.

she hung up on me and called me back 2 weeks later :camby:


fukk lying to these hoes I tell them how I really feel, if they can't take it then fukk them.
:patrice: yeeeaaa



i think we in two different lanes breh :lupe: you still the homie tho
 

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:pachaha: Another get married brehs moment. A while back, the star of the twilight films got caught cheating with her director from another movie who happened to be married. His wife filed for divorce and I can't blame her since dude fukked up but this what she got from the divorce.

Kristen Stewart's cheating scandal with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders ended up having a happy ending for Sanders' ex-wife, Liberty Ross! According to the settlement agreement ... obtained by TMZ, Liberty gets:

-- the family house:manny:
-- 2 other London houses:what:
-- $25,000 a month in spousal support for the next 4 years:why:
-- $14,000 a month in child support for their 2 children:mindblown:
-- 15% of profits Rupert gets from his new movies :dahell:
-- half of bank accounts, retirement, etc. :damn:


Rupert ONLY gets to keep the Malibu beach house and a 1970 VW van. :huhldup:


Like I said, I can't blame the wife for filing divorce at all. Hell, let her keep the house, but letting her have the rest of that shyt is:snoop:.
 

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A woman entering her 30s is like a basketball star seeing that retirement is near and not knowing what to do. They used to be on top, but now they see that the amount of attention, free dinners and gifts are all slowly coming to a close

I tried to tell them women if they want something top notch... aka that max contract, they better do it in their prime, but they ain't believe it.
 

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A woman entering her 30s is like a basketball star seeing that retirement is near and not knowing what to do. They used to be on top, but now they see that the amount of attention, free dinners and gifts are all slowly coming to a close

I tried to tell them women if they want something top notch... aka that max contract, they better do it in their prime, but they ain't believe it.
That's the thing man not many women can get that long term deal in their 30's,the game changes at 30 I see it now
 

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:pachaha: Another get married brehs moment. A while back, the star of the twilight films got caught cheating with her director from another movie who happened to be married. His wife filed for divorce and I can't blame her since dude fukked up but this what she got from the divorce.

Kristen Stewart's cheating scandal with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders ended up having a happy ending for Sanders' ex-wife, Liberty Ross! According to the settlement agreement ... obtained by TMZ, Liberty gets:

-- the family house:manny:
-- 2 other London houses:what:
-- $25,000 a month in spousal support for the next 4 years:why:
-- $14,000 a month in child support for their 2 children:mindblown:im. nigg
-- 15% of profits Rupert gets from his new movies :dahell:
-- half of bank accounts, retirement, etc. :damn:


Rupert ONLY gets to keep the Malibu beach house and a 1970 VW van. :huhldup:


Like I said, I can't blame the wife for filing divorce at all. Hell, let her keep the house, but letting her have the rest of that shyt is:snoop:.
good for him. Regardless of how unfair the system is one thing I dont condone is stepping out the relationship. nikkas will never learn to stay single or unmarried before cheating on their wives
 

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if a female friend isn't willing to hook you up with one of their good looking girlfriends she is not a good friend

friend of mind told me she wouldn't do that because it made her feel as if she wasn't attractive. whats ironic is, we both put it out there that we aren't attracted to each other. so whats the problem dammit:shaq2:
 

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if a female friend isn't willing to hook you up with one of their good looking girlfriends she is not a good friend

yeah thats some selfish shyt on her part,dead that relationship. Unless she offers other things like solid stock market advice,discounts on electronics and or spiritual counseling.
 
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