Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Good to know. I'll keep her on the roster for now. She's down to earth and pretty chill but did give the "slut" vibe when she was talking about her exes

Should I ask her about it or let it be for now ?

remember allw omen are chill, cool in the beginning. Just ask yourself if she was 300lbs would you stand for the tongue ring and slut vibe
 

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Yeah... :snoop: Here's the situation.

Going to NY girl 2 weeks ago asks me to get her a sweatshirt. Said that she'll pay me back. Thing is I like her.
I came back ask her when she gon be at work. Tell her that I got her on the shirt when she asked me how much I got it for.(was like 30$ she dont know how much it was)
My potna tellin me I got myself in the friend zone, other potna said nah its cool.

Yeah its the first time I ever done shyt like this. Man if Im in the friend zone well fukk all that shyt
 

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Yeah... :snoop: Here's the situation.

Going to NY girl 2 weeks ago asks me to get her a sweatshirt. Said that she'll pay me back. Thing is I like her.
I came back ask her when she gon be at work. Tell her that I got her on the shirt when she asked me how much I got it for.(was like 30$ she dont know how much it was)
My potna tellin me I got myself in the friend zone, other potna said nah its cool.

Yeah its the first time I ever done shyt like this. Man if Im in the friend zone well fukk all that shyt

You over thinking it..
 

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This girl just slipped up and told me that her ex still has nude pics of her and even has a sextape of them. He even told her that he looked at them recently.

Gonna have to friendzone her off GP. Glad I aint catch feelings. :whew:

shyt like that always catches up to you. I feel bad because she was being honest with me.

Be honest about your embarrassing sexual acts with men brehettes. :mjlol:
 

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This girl just slipped up and told me that her ex still has nude pics of her and even has a sextape of them. He even told her that he looked at them recently.

Gonna have to friendzone her off GP. Glad I aint catch feelings. :whew:

shyt like that always catches up to you. I feel bad because she was being honest with me.

Be honest about your embarrassing sexual acts with men brehettes. :mjlol:

just think would you want th emother of your child, or wife to be on tape sucking dikk and getting her back blown out?

props to you for deading that, women always seem to come clean when they think they can trust you
 

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Yeah... :snoop: Here's the situation.

Going to NY girl 2 weeks ago asks me to get her a sweatshirt. Said that she'll pay me back. Thing is I like her.
I came back ask her when she gon be at work. Tell her that I got her on the shirt when she asked me how much I got it for.(was like 30$ she dont know how much it was)
My potna tellin me I got myself in the friend zone, other potna said nah its cool.

Yeah its the first time I ever done shyt like this. Man if Im in the friend zone well fukk all that shyt

You are what you think you are
 

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You are what you think you are
:childplease: Don't be giving me them china man proverbs breh.
I know what I am. A nikka who just told a girl that I got her on a sweatshirt cuz I want to show her I ain't no cheap niggga. Now will this happen again with her unless she gets me something.
:bryan:helll fukking no
I mean shyt she got me food:mjcry:
 
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So at work it's this chick that came in January.
She been feeling me and giving me signs for a while. She has randomly hugged me, laughed and leaned all on me, caught her staring at me when I walked by, laughs and smiles as soon as she sees me and holds long stares even when we stop talking, asked if I been married and I told her no and she asked what I was waiting on and I said YOU.:shaq:

I gave her my wallet to see my ID and she was looking through pictures talking about, you have a picture of your girlfriend? :sadcam:

I spit at her tonight and said SO WHAT DAY YOU GONE BE MY WOMAN? She giggled and said IDK. After about 10mins of me buttering her up hard I asked for an answer and she said IM TOO OLD.

I told her ain't nobody worried about age, as long as we satisfied ain't no problem.She told me I was too young and She said that if she messes with me then when we both are old ima cheat on her with a younger girl. I kept rebutting her excuses while she kept giggling and looking down and squinting her eyes at me.

She asked if I was forreal and I told her yeah cuz you see I'm not playing. I told her that is she sure it's a no cuz if it is I'm not gone keep asking. She paused and in the end said that she'll think about it. I told her I'll check back on it Friday.

_she's cool/laid back and I would wife: not based on looks but her character.

-Yes I know it's billions of other females
-Yes I know we work together but she cuff material and I'm not planning on being here long.

What y'all think of this?
 

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:childplease: Don't be giving me them china man proverbs breh.
I know what I am. A nikka who just told a girl that I got her on a sweatshirt cuz I want to show her I ain't no cheap niggga. Now will this happen again with her unless she gets me something.
:bryan:helll fukking no
I mean shyt she got me food:mjcry:

never do what you don't want to do :barney:

if you wanted to get her a shirt and expecting nothing in reutrn then do it.

thing is doing favours for women is risky because then they keep asking, next is im short on my phone bill can you spot me 20 etc. etc.
 

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never do what you don't want to do :barney:

if you wanted to get her a shirt and expecting nothing in reutrn then do it.

thing is doing favours for women is risky because then they keep asking, next is im short on my phone bill can you spot me 20 etc. etc.
I mean yeah she asked me that and I was like sure I'll get it for her. In my head I was not thinking that she was going to offer to pay it back.
but
hahahah Nah that's where it stops If she starts on asking like in the bolded on some leach shyt then its :camby: I don't support no bytches like that never did never will.


Anyways next step is that I'm asking her out on a date.
if she cool with it :smile:
If not :camby:

I basically just want to show her my interest in her. We already went out to the restaurant and played pool but another co worker(girl) was there now I want a date.
 

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So at work it's this chick that came in January.
She been feeling me and giving me signs for a while. She has randomly hugged me, laughed and leaned all on me, caught her staring at me when I walked by, laughs and smiles as soon as she sees me and holds long stares even when we stop talking, asked if I been married and I told her no and she asked what I was waiting on and I said YOU.:shaq:

I gave her my wallet to see my ID and she was looking through pictures talking about, you have a picture of your girlfriend? :sadcam:

I spit at her tonight and said SO WHAT DAY YOU GONE BE MY WOMAN? She giggled and said IDK. After about 10mins of me buttering her up hard I asked for an answer and she said IM TOO OLD.

I told her ain't nobody worried about age, as long as we satisfied ain't no problem.She told me I was too young and She said that if she messes with me then when we both are old ima cheat on her with a younger girl. I kept rebutting her excuses while she kept giggling and looking down and squinting her eyes at me.

She asked if I was forreal and I told her yeah cuz you see I'm not playing. I told her that is she sure it's a no cuz if it is I'm not gone keep asking. She paused and in the end said that she'll think about it. I told her I'll check back on it Friday.

_she's cool/laid back and I would wife: not based on looks but her character.

-Yes I know it's billions of other females
-Yes I know we work together but she cuff material and I'm not planning on being here long.

What y'all think of this?


look at everything your doing breh all for what? again you think she would think about if denzel asked her? you think she would come up with excuses if her heart was beating for you?

you handed over the power to her as you sit and wait for friday for her to make her decision, like she is the prize and not you i would :camby

she's not feeling you like your feeling her, she has you on the backburner.
 

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I mean yeah she asked me that and I was like sure I'll get it for her. In my head I was not thinking that she was going to offer to pay it back.
but
hahahah Nah that's where it stops If she starts on asking like in the bolded on some leach shyt then its :camby: I don't support no bytches like that never did never will.


Anyways next step is that I'm asking her out on a date.
if she cool with it :smile:
If not :camby:

I basically just want to show her my interest in her. We already went out to the restaurant and played pool but another co worker(girl) was there now I want a date.

remember as well women do tests, id make sure she pays me back, you don't even know her like that, not official, not dating and already bending backwards to get her to like you.

and now you want a date, so a sweater and now a date where you will cough up money .

So even without a kiss, a hug, a blowjob nothing you've already spent 30 bucks and going to spend more on a date be careful brehs
 

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remember as well women do tests, id make sure she pays me back, you don't even know her like that, not official, not dating and already bending backwards to get her to like you.

and now you want a date, so a sweater and now a date where you will cough up money .

So even without a kiss, a hug, a blowjob nothing you've already spent 30 bucks and going to spend more on a date be careful brehs
:patrice: Like I know her for like more than 1 year. We talked a lil bit at work before. Just really starting talking to her this summer and we actually went out but like I said another chick from work was there. but......



























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