Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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To call this weak ass fool a simp would be a terrible insult to simps everywhere. I mean, this is just beyond unbelievable. :heh:


This shyt right here is sad. This is beyond simping. I don't know what to call this, this nikka just don't got respect for himself.
 

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So the past two days I noticed my ex pretty much holed up in her room. Car in the driveway seemed different from the car I seen her "boyfriend" drive.

Today I found out her "ex" spent like a day with her here. nikka was here yesterday all day. I was a bit confused like :dwillhuh: cuz I knew her man drove a different car.

She still got a man though :dead:

To recap:
My ex, lives in the same house as her ex, still messing with her other ex AND she got a boyfriend.

These girls...
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:why:Why do you even care what your "ex" is even doing bruh?

Move on and stop stalking people.
 
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Getting cold out and you will see a lot of women all of a sudden hop in relationships

Its cuffing season right now.

When summer will come all women will announce that they are proudly single.

Winter:Relationships- aka I need a boyfriend for these cold winter nights
p*ssy is scarce during holidays(around christmas/new year) The woat time because every dime is locked with a guy, and they are all the time around their family and relatives during that time. The bars/clubs are empty and your best bet to get hoes are house parties, and falling back to the hoes that you got back in the summer, and social circle bangs here and there.

Spring: finals periods at schools, lots of late semester exams...they are dtf because the exams give them too much stress, they want to escape that with fun, booze and dikk, and the weather is getting hotter every day...which activates their sexual libido and hormones.
Summer :single fun fun fun in the sun , hook-ups, its flossing season.
Fall: early school period(august-september) freshman women(18-19) are looking for fun, wild experiences and want to taste freedom for the first time in their lives, away from their parents.
 

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I was super close to smashing this chick but i failed due to not having time, it was 6am and i had a exam at 7. First time i met her, i had her open, its been 3 weeks since the last time i seen her. What should i do to get her to see me again
 

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Its cuffing season right now.

When summer will come all women will announce that they are proudly single.

Winter:Relationships- aka I need a boyfriend for these cold winter nights
p*ssy is scarce during holidays(around christmas/new year) The woat time because every dime is locked with a guy, and they are all the time around their family and relatives during that time. The bars/clubs are empty and your best bet to get hoes are house parties, and falling back to the hoes that you got back in the summer, and social circle bangs here and there.


Spring: finals periods at schools, lots of late semester exams...they are dtf because the exams give them too much stress, they want to escape that with fun, booze and dikk, and the weather is getting hotter every day...which activates their sexual libido and hormones.
Summer :single fun fun fun in the sun , hook-ups, its flossing season.
Fall: early school period(august-september) freshman women(18-19) are looking for fun, wild experiences and want to taste freedom for the first time in their lives, away from their parents.
You can also add that they need a boyfriend to bring her over for Thanksgiving dinner and buy her X-mas gifts
 
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