Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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1 pic and she was like what part of town u on i told her and what street no number
the reason she knew cuz she seen me before but i never saw her before and so she knew where to go is why
she was playing me for a fool from the start basically

yea a good pic will get u mad hits tho i was like :damn: at all this messages i got granted some was like bots tho :russ:

the profiles on it are serious :mjlol:

women (including sadly, black women) with their forced dry humour tryna appeal to equally awkward cac men. :mjlol:

then you have them ones not looking for hookups, attention or instagram followers. :upsetfavre:

this is what happens when shyt gets popular, women come in and ruin it. :aicmon:
 

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the profiles on it are serious :mjlol:

women (including sadly, black women) with their forced dry humour tryna appeal to equally awkward cac men. :mjlol:

then you have them ones not looking for hookups, attention or instagram followers. :upsetfavre:

this is what happens when shyt gets popular, women come in and ruin it. :aicmon:


my life could be a best seller or a damn movie with my single adventures i swear to god shyt is down right top notch fukkERY
L's galore and Massive W's
fukkery even while married at the shyt some tried to get me involved in :russ: ( i was a good boy but some had me like :mjcry: if only i was free shyt)
 

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my life could be a best seller or a damn movie with my single adventures i swear to god shyt is down right top notch fukkERY
L's galore and Massive W's
fukkery even while married at the shyt some tried to get me involved in :russ: ( i was a good boy but some had me like :mjcry: if only i was free shyt)

:wow::wow:

i don't know what 2016 has in store for me, but i hope its full of memorable moments. :wow:
 

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Always use the Brad Pitt example. If Brad Pitt asked the girl you was feeling out on a date, you think she would tell Brad Pitt she had to get her dog groomed :mjlol: Now obviously you aren't Brad Pitt but, the point is to get some self esteem here. A girl that's feeling you WANTS to be with you. And she'll make room in her schedule for you. A chick that's not feeling you will come up with a thousand excuses. Let a nikka she really feeling come around, like Brad Pitt or a 6"2 muscular lawyer in a sports car, and she'll be running a 4.1 Deion Sanders forty time out the door. Her dog be damned :mjlol:

Breh I have plenty of self esteem nor was I all hurt I just put the :mjcry: smiley to be stupid to be honest :russ:
U win some u lose some on to the next one
 

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Breh I have plenty of self esteem nor was I all hurt I just put the :mjcry: smiley to be stupid to be honest :russ:
U win some u lose some on to the next one

As always. Abundance mentality.

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its the fact that i tend to repeat myself a lot and i forget what i was talking about sometimes. i have some problems in the dating world yet im not a loser at all. there's just confusion in general. and i no longer pine over women like that. i can move on easily. its just the approach is something ive avoided for the longest time. and i dont think that im necessarily an ugly dude. im just fat. :yeshrug:
 

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Same. Can't carry a convo with these broads. And trying not to come off as a swagless chump.
im reserved. im used to interjecting when i feel like i have something to add to the convo. i believe in myself but i feel like my choices of women would be bigger if i lost a lot of weight. which is something im working on. i have a phenomenal voice. ive posted a recording of it before and got a few :noah:
i just need to fix myself up hair and maybe clothes wise.
 

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New Years got me fukked up brehs :mjcry:

My right hand from college found him an innocent, natural black girl from small town middle America :mjcry:

Got your boy ready to jump out the window and turn his life over to God :mjcry:

I got to get this paper first though, word to Mike Epps :mjcry:
 

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Hate texting women who cant read sarcasm even with all those whatsapp emojis :martin:

Me: I had a dream last that we went away on a romantic getaway at the finest hotel
Her:aww that sounds good
Me: I would rather not disclose the other part of the dream :shaq:

Her:Yeah thats fine

Me::comeon:
 
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