Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Dreamzeedream]

We at work*

Her:Take me home


Me: how?



Her: What, You don't believe in yourself



Me:



*10minutes later*

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

At peace...it had to be done

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

my bad didnt see this. what ethnicity are you? a lot of it stems from their parents.

most men don't give a shyt but their moms might. I'm Ghanaian. fukk Nigerians, Ethiopians, South Africans, Egyptians, Jamaicans...if my wife isnt Ghanaian my mom will be disappointed lol.

I'm just too headstrong to care about my moms opinion but in somali communities for example the community is so tight knit that if a daughter is seen with a non -somali/muslim dude by another somali it could easily get back to the parents of the girl/dude. And if it does drama may ensue. shyt. I wonce saw a hijabi girl on road coming home from college. Her ass was soooooo fat and her face was so pretty. I wanted to bag but was waiting for the right moment once we got off the subway. She was wearing jeans and when we got off she went to the washroom so I couldn't bag...but i saw her come out and she switched her jeans for one of them long dresses. African parents dont be playing man.

That sucks. I'm black by the way. I get it but it's messy in my opinion

 

[Ohene]

That sucks. I'm black by the way. I get it but it's messy in my opinion

we all black but i hear you
ppl like me who know better make a concerted effort not to be in the "community"

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

At peace...it had to be done

You broke up with your girl?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You broke up with your girl?

Nope

Just a potential that had to get cut off

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

Nope

Just a potential that had to get cut off

Better now than never

 

[SpacelySprockets]

brehs im in love with this bytch in my class
tall brown skin long natural hair beautiful face and she a athlete just so much black girl magic
but ive never had a convo with her before and the semester is ending in like 2 weeks and I feel like im gonna miss out on the love of my life

update: she has a boyfriend

this like the 5th time in the past year ive fallen for another nikkas bytch

 

[Pimp]

I just don't understand the logic of women.. You try to set up a date or something.. They make up something like they can't.. You respect the curve and don't hit them up anymore. Then they hit you up 2 weeks later trying to spark a conversation...

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

I just don't understand the logic of women.. You try to set up a date or something.. They make up something like they can't.. You respect the curve and don't hit them up anymore. Then they hit you up 2 weeks later trying to spark a conversation...

stop meeting flaky women

 

[BigMan]

update: she has a boyfriend

this like the 5th time in the past year ive fallen for another nikkas bytch

Tek that bytch nikka's bytch, nikka

 

[J Money]

Mi brehs I need your help... why am I not getting it in like i should be?

Nah nah listen my brehs, no homo but this year is nearly finished and its been the biggest drought p*ssy wise since ive hit puberty. I havent been out as much this year in all honesty due to getting back to school but man im a handsome mothafukka with a nice body how are girls not giving me signs to approach or anything like that (ibe think ive missed a few tbh but they dont always make shyt clear)

I was loking back and I think 2014 was my best year....i was ging to the club and comingaway with new girls each week. I stopped smoking them times and was pretty much on no fap, maybe I need to get back on that shyt

Help a brotha get some more p*ssy!

 

[Bald Head Ba$tard]

the only time i pass on puccy is if im not really feeling the chick. if she's on her period, there are other ways she can prove she really likes me.

and if u have a car, there's no reason for u not to have multiple condoms in the trunk. stopping to do anything when the mood is right can kill the moment. dont be taking silly chances like this again.

Seriously. If I was that dude, I'll still lay the pipe even without a condom. That's the REAL test to see if the bytch is a freak hoe. I'd have pulled out fast than a mf. But of course, not every broad deserve that kind of treatment. In certain situations, fukk it. Long as I ain't burnt or knocking shorty up and have to get that pill for her, I'm str8.

 

[Mr210]

I'm glad I'm out the dating game...was talking to a friend late last night, he had set up a date for last night on Tuesday. The girl said yes, and text him multiple times how she was looking forward to the date. He shows up at the spot last night, she text him saying she had to take care of something and couldn't make it

 

[Pimp]

stop meeting flaky women

It was someone I already know that was feeling me but one day she seen me flirting with someone she knows then she questioned me about it.