Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Zapp Brannigan]

What's a dope watch out? Nothing crazy expensive but fly.

Also, some dope wallets

G-Shock is a good place to start if you're looking for something recognizable, stylish, sturdy, and sporty. I have black one with gold accents and a big face so you can see it shine from across the room.

Seiko and Citizen brand watches are good medium/upper level brands to show some class without breaking the bank too much. They'll make you feel smart for the style they bring and the money you'll save compared to a Rolex or a Cartier.

I recommend looking on eBay for both.

If you really wanna save money, Casio puts out watches that have similar styles to all those brands, and they're just as reliable.

As far as wallets go... I just go with functionality and the way it feels in my hand. I like the leather that they use for Fossil wallets, plus the way it's made to hold and show all my cards is just great.

Hope that helps.

 

[sixsixtwo]

 

[George Gooney]

@His_Excellence_Reincar

I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:

I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.

The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn

 

[MikelArteta]

Enjoy it breh she seems nice so far, that's the thing I hate though we get so used to devious women talking to 40 guys ain't doing nothing for us, then we get burned and keep our guard up and when you may find something decent you still don't want to let down that shield incase she ratchet

I'd open up a little but as well be cautious it's been four months you've been mysterious guy she can't crack yet.

Women ain't dumb, could hve cleaned her Internet history beforehand. I've had chicks leave their phone while they go out to pick up something quickly knowing that is look through it and see Nothing to gain my trust etc

I'd just take it slow no need to rush it, she's chasing after you so she's still on her best behavior. It could be something great, just think with a clear mind not a simp mind.

Chicks will cook for you rub your belly tuck you in and suck some next dude off a few hours later.

"Quickest way to a mans heart is through his belly"

 

[Ohene]

@His_Excellence_Reincar

I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:

I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.

The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn

One of the vets gotta look at this one.

All I can say is that a girl can do all of this then still get cold in a second

 

[MikelArteta]

I've seen this happen sometimes. There was a really cute girl I knew from Oklahoma, I guess she'd be called a hawg here, who was married to a fairly successful guy that was a recon marine. She got into the acting game and she ended up getting looked at and talked to by TONS of really rich and powerful guys that she thought wanted to wife her up, but instead they just wanted to fukk. She thought that she could divorce her way to a better man, so she dumped him while he was deployed so she could get her game on.

She's alone again, back in Oklahoma. Two kids. No husband. Extremely jaded at the way Los Angeles and San Diego treated her after her divorce.

Hypergamy at work

Women can't tell the difference between guys who just want to pump and dump and guys who actually want to wife them


Yeah you may look hot, have a great body but to many your just a rental car


That's what women fail to realize, yes you can get a guy to sleep with you, but can you get a guy who will be their in the Morning? Who will be there when your sick in bed? Or nagging on your period? Or when your looks fade at 28?
Or when he knocks you up?

 

[MikelArteta]

One of the vets gotta look at this one.

All I can say is that a girl can do all of this then still get cold in a second

Yep a chick can do all this, go out get hit on a Larry Fitzgerald type dude driving a s class and your history

As a man just enjoy the moment and realize it could end

 

[Malta]

Yep a chick can do all this, go out get hit on a Larry Fitzgerald type dude driving a s class and your history

As a man just enjoy the moment and realize it could end

Or Fabolous/Trey Songz starts following her on instagram.

 

[winb83]

@His_Excellence_Reincar

I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:

I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.

The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn

There is never any benefit to simping. i know they say never say never but i'm saying never here. Simping is about as beneficial to you as pulling out a pistol and shooting yourself in the thigh.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Hypergamy at work

Women can't tell the difference between guys who just want to pump and dump and guys who actually want to wife them


Yeah you may look hot, have a great body but to many your just a rental car


That's what women fail to realize, yes you can get a guy to sleep with you, but can you get a guy who will be their in the Morning? Who will be there when your sick in bed? Or nagging on your period? Or when your looks fade at 28?
Or when he knocks you up?

Hanging onto this quote.

 

[Turbulent]

Something i thought of today.

We're all men. Some of us are jerks and a$$holes. Some of us are kind hearted. Some are about having relationships and monogamy. And some others are about having a rotation of girls or even about the pimping life. Some are believers others are atheists or even devil-worshippers...

whether you are living a righteous lifestyle or a demonic lifestyle you must always live your life on your own terms and never change for a woman. If you choose to change it has to be for you. If you're a player/pimp, never give up your lifestyle for a girl. And if you're a nice guy and a bytch plays you, never become an a$$hole to her and other women as a revenge because then you're still changing for her.

Whichever of the labels and categories mentioned above you fit, and which ever you would want to be as a person in the future, always make sure it's because it's someone you want to be for yourself. Whether you're going from "good" to "bad" or "bad" to "good". Do not act out of fear you will lose a woman. Because once you do that you'll lose someone even more important along the way (yourself).

 

[kevm3]

I learned my lesson there, especially since I helped her through a tough time before that and it wasn't reciprocated in the least bit. The second I hit a rough patch, that's the time for you to think things over? Dogs show more loyalty than pretty much 90% of women.

I might go as far to say 99.8% of all women and that's me being generous. How many stories have you heard of women dying for her man? I can't think of any off the top of my head, but you'll hear several stories of a dog dying for his master. In fact, in Japan, they have a statue built of a dog that would come to the train station to wait for his master every day. When his master died, the dog still came to the train station to wait for his master until he died too. Is it a wonder why I find dogs to be such amazing creatures? The loyalty is unparalleled.

 

[kevm3]

@His_Excellence_Reincar

I need your help bad breh(no homo ). Yo i'm so close to simping this chick it's not even funny. I mentioned her a little earlier but check this breh:

I've been currently seeing this girl for almost 4 months now and she is going hard for your boy. I'm normally a little distant for safety reasons but i cant keep it up. The other night was like some soap opera love story shyt breh. She invited me out to a cafe downtown where she was performing(she does poetry and spoken word type stuff) so i get there and she goes on stage and dedicated a piece to me. And while she was reciting it all eyes was on me because it was obvious she was talking to me cause she was beeming in my direction the whole performance. I was trying hard not to look overly impressed but inside i was(). Thats not all though so we later on we went back to her place and she had dinner on the stove for us. Check it tho it was my favorite meal baked mac n cheese, baked chicken and rice n gravy.But i specifically remember her telling me she didn't know how to cook so in my head im like "caught this bytch in a lie already "...so we eat and the food is banging and she takes our plates into the kitchen to wash them and i'm chilling on the couch. I notice her laptop is beside me so i get a little devious and start looking through her search history looking to see what she really about I'm not gonna lie i was looking for ratchet evidence but found none... Yo tell me why all i saw was google searches for "how to cook" the meal she just made and online recipes. Right then and there i felt a little tremor in my chest.

The next morning we're in her bed sleeping and i feel a hand massaging my hair and face and open my eyes to her smiling at me. The first thing she said was "Good Morning, tiger". I felt simp mode about to be activated so i got up and bounced shortly after. Brehs I'm shook as hell right now!!! i know i can't take much more of this Is it safe to let my guard down around her??? Like damn

Never simp. She likes you how you are when she met you. You switch your personality into sweet and syrupy simp and she's off in the wind. She likes that stoic personality you are presenting to her.

 

[CrossBones]

Curious, what book is this? Art of War?

I read that one years ago, but no I dont think it was the art of war. I only read the big, one page per anecdote version of the art of war, and it was written in a semi chinese/english. kind of like how yoda talks. but it was not that one. I think it was either another old book by sun bin or the 33 strategies of war.


the point being was the the pivot controls everything, and without one, you cant apply your will. and rational, realistic thinking is what can give us our advantage, or pivot if you will. so without the right approach, (on your own ground) you wont stand a chance.

and a lot of times as men, we're caught off guard by someone who is supposed to be our authority (aka whats accepted in society which tells us what to do), or we are fooled by their disarming (feminine) ways.

the best way to always look at it is, what do I get out of it?

and it doesnt have to be a selfish way, maybe helping someone else out is what you get out of it. either way, dont give up any ground just because youre "supposed" to. that take your pivot.

you cant really go wrong studying the lives of old leaders and people who have had to deal with others in a position of power. because thats how you should be in your whole life.

 

[Yuzo Lightheart]

I might go as far to say 99.8% of all women and that's me being generous. How many stories have you heard of women dying for her man? I can't think of any off the top of my head, but you'll hear several stories of a dog dying for his master. In fact, in Japan, they have a statue built of a dog that would come to the train station to wait for his master every day. When his master died, the dog still came to the train station to wait for his master until he died too. Is it a wonder why I find dogs to be such amazing creatures? The loyalty is unparalleled.

there was a theory i forgot where i read it but i will try to look for it again. it stated that hunter gatherer societies were more likely to create monogamous pair bonding systems vs sedentary agriculturist societies, which were a lot more likely to develop polygamous/polyamorous societies. that changed when the main religions became popular and started to literally force monogamy on all societies but the argument behind this point was this:

in mobile hunter gatherer societies a woman depends on a man for literally everything. that is, if she doesnt have a man, she will actually die. so its the highest priority for her to find a man and do everything in her power to keep him because in these kinds of societies a man = life and no man = death

however in sedentary agriculturist societies, food and shelter is more abundant meaning that people can survive more easily. this probably is more true in climates where the environment is not harsh ie warm climates vs really harsh cold climates. it creates a more relaxed and easy going lifestyle for everyone and what happens is that women are a lot less likely to create monogamous pair bonds with men, or in your own words, they will be less loyal. the reason for that, is because they simply dont have to.

the underlying principle is this: in harsh conditions, a woman is more likely to choose monogamy, however in more relaxed and comfortable settings, she is more likely to choose other things