Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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nikka who you telling :russ: :to:

Thats why nowadays I just take chicks out to starbucks where I dont spend no more than 10 bucks. Then try to finesse em back to the crib where I got all the drank at :shaq:

Recently I met this bird on Tinder who was adamant out getting some food which I didnt mind but I wasnt hungry, but she wanted me to pay for it. All I had for her was liquor and dikk :manny:

I spent about $16.00 on some Tequila that we drank but she aint give up nothing and then went on this long tangent about how she struggling to pay her bills because she got a car from Uber and they taking her whole Uber checks and leaving her with nothing. :umad:

Then proceeded to shame me saying that Im selfish and if someone was hungry and broke she would feed them. After that it was :camby: from here.

These single mothers are broker than ever in 2019 and with Trump cutting welfare, I aint got no sympathy for em. It aint my job to feed these broke hoes. Better get on the gram and get you some simps to cash app you :ufdup:


All in all I took a 16 dollar "loss" for buying the liquor when she came over. But shid I had plenty of drank for the next few days and spent way less than I did in my simp days. I'll take that L :manny:

The nerve of some of these bytches I swear. :scust:

They talk a lot about how we never seem to be persistent or have our shyt together, then turn around as grown ass women and expect to be "fed" like Oliver Twist and coming with some bullshyt sob story.

She should be fukking embarrassed even coming at you with that. Guaranteed if it was the other way around she'd be shaming you to Bolivia and saying how it's not her job to be feeding a grown ass man and how you have no business dating if you're broke etc.

To be honest, they don't pull shyt like that with men they're feeling. She probably wanted to put you down as "food man" in her phone. Funny how they overcome their poverty when they are the club twice a week and buy new shoes though.

We don't come down hard enough on them and the simps have helped create this epidemic.
 

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Uber have her a car? How much they take out of her check? What was the amount?




nikka who you telling :russ: :to:

Thats why nowadays I just take chicks out to starbucks where I dont spend no more than 10 bucks. Then try to finesse em back to the crib where I got all the drank at :shaq:

Recently I met this bird on Tinder who was adamant out getting some food which I didnt mind but I wasnt hungry, but she wanted me to pay for it. All I had for her was liquor and dikk :manny:

I spent about $16.00 on some Tequila that we drank but she aint give up nothing and then went on this long tangent about how she struggling to pay her bills because she got a car from Uber and they taking her whole Uber checks and leaving her with nothing. :umad:

Then proceeded to shame me saying that Im selfish and if someone was hungry and broke she would feed them. After that it was :camby: from here.

These single mothers are broker than ever in 2019 and with Trump cutting welfare, I aint got no sympathy for em. It aint my job to feed these broke hoes. Better get on the gram and get you some simps to cash app you :ufdup:


All in all I took a 16 dollar "loss" for buying the liquor when she came over. But shid I had plenty of drank for the next few days and spent way less than I did in my simp days. I'll take that L :manny:
 

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I'm gonna take up learning Spanish when I leave Colombia later this week. It's another thing to keep the brain cells healthy and functional. I plan to come back out later in the year if I can, but I also want to track down the distant family I have in Panama. I've had a great time, but if i knew the language, it would have been even better and I would have learned even more. I don't like having to rely on people for shyt.

One thing I'll say about Latin women though, they don't hold back. If they like you, you'll KNOW what time it is even if you don't speak that espanol. :shaq:

Then I gotta come back home to England. :stopitslime:
 

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I'm gonna take up learning Spanish when I leave Colombia later this week. It's another thing to keep the brain cells healthy and functional. I plan to come back out later in the year if I can, but I also want to track down the distant family I have in Panama. I've had a great time, but if i knew the language, it would have been even better and I would have learned even more. I don't like having to rely on people for shyt.

One thing I'll say about Latin women though, they don't hold back. If they like you, you'll KNOW what time it is even if you don't speak that espanol. :shaq:

Then I gotta come back home to England. :stopitslime:

England is washed. Nothing used to depress me more than landing back at Heathrow or Gatwick and it's raining and grey.

Prep and plan to move from there breh. Seriously look at opportunities in other countries.
 

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England is washed. Nothing used to depress me more than landing back at Heathrow or Gatwick and it's raining and grey.

Prep and plan to move from there breh. Seriously look at opportunities in other countries.

I learned that real quick when I moved here. England got me taking calcium/D vitamins to keep my energy up...:flabbynsick:

But I did snag me cute little bitty out here.:whew:
 
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England is washed. Nothing used to depress me more than landing back at Heathrow or Gatwick and it's raining and grey.

Prep and plan to move from there breh. Seriously look at opportunities in other countries.

im going to england in like 18 days :lupe:

first time for me but ya'll acting like its hell :to:
 

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England is washed. Nothing used to depress me more than landing back at Heathrow or Gatwick and it's raining and grey.

Prep and plan to move from there breh. Seriously look at opportunities in other countries.

Believe me, I've considered it.

I know living in a country is different than a three week holiday, but when you get used to the sunshine, better quality food, cheaper everything, beautiful women (inside and out) with big ass and titties everywhere, it makes you wonder what the hell you're doing with your life lol. I'm on a boat in Cartagena right now as we speak waiting for it to depart to watch the sunset. Who the fukk would even want to go back to England after that?

Even if I don't make a permanent move for the time being, I will at some point invest in property abroad and do longer working contracts for months at a time like one of my bredrins do.
 

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Believe me, I've considered it.

I know living in a country is different than a three week holiday, but when you get used to the sunshine, better quality food, cheaper everything, beautiful women (inside and out) with big ass and titties everywhere, it makes you wonder what the hell you're doing with your life lol. I'm on a boat in Cartagena right now as we speak waiting for it to depart to watch the sunset. Who the fukk would even want to go back to England after that?

Even if I don't make a permanent move for the time being, I will at some point invest in property abroad and do longer working contracts for months at a time like one of my bredrins do.

and let me guess the people are happy even though many just getting by, thats what always gets me we have so much in the west but its just draining and meh.
 

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im going to england in like 18 days :lupe:

first time for me but ya'll acting like its hell :to:

Some brehs come here and have the time of their lives. It's swings and roundabouts. I live there, so to me it's not exciting anymore than a breh who is used to being in New York his whole life.

But for someone who likes tropical weather and bad ass women, England doesn't hit the spot unless its summer.
 

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Some brehs come here and have the time of their lives. It's swings and roundabouts. I live there, so to me it's not exciting anymore than a breh who is used to being in New York his whole life.

But for someone who likes tropical weather and bad ass women, England doesn't hit the spot unless its summer.

:ohhh:
damn let me shorten my vacay to only 7 days then:hubie:
 

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and let me guess the people are happy even though many just getting by, thats what always gets me we have so much in the west but its just draining and meh.

Exactly. Having a bunch of gadgets doesn't mean shyt if you're unhappy, but having a real quality of life with good folks around you is what counts. You still see the struggle in Cartagena (Medellin is way more developed), but like you said the people still seem more cheerful.
 

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:ohhh:
damn let me shorten my vacay to only 7 days then:hubie:

LOL nah breh, stick to your original plan. Chances are you'll love it here. There is a lot to do, even during the winter. Like any non tropical place, the best time is always summer.

I've lived in NYC many years ago as a kid, but I'd never live in the states again.
 
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