Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Balla]

Yo brehs wtf is going on with this hinge shyt??

I get like 6 profiles I can like, I can only see one of my likes, and they want me to pay $10 bucks a month to access more shyt?

I thought they gave you free shyt??

@Colgatebrah @Lord Scarf

 

[Lhark]

Told my coworker how I felt about her, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

 

[George Gooney]

I been on some real scumbagery lately.

 

[360dagod]

I run out of things to say on dates.

Make the date as physical possible...

Take her to places where it's a considerable amount of movement...

The dinner date shyt is a no go..

Because it kinda puts pressure to keep the flow going...

Let's say you take her to a ping pong spot...

You spend more time doing physical shyt than actual talking...

Then you can slip a few touches in there and be an a$$hole...all in good fun

The key is to get in a rhythm and it all begins to flow...

 

[Sinnerman]

Is it just me, or are there more and more 40+ year old women trying to get at us young brehs

I'm out here trying to talk to the lady(26) I brought with me to happy hour, and every time she goes to the bathroom, here comes one of em trying to get at me

Yeah I'm humble bragging, sorta

 

[AquaCityBoy]

she Pissed in a cup and poured some of it on her nipples and wanted me to lick it up

I was like

@Rarely-Wrong Liggins

 

[MikelArteta]

So met up with that chick yet again she wanteD to talol

Synopsis said if she can get another chance, I told her I'm enjoying my freedom

She said if I want to talk about what happened I said past is the past no need

Said she blew it and thought about me every day wondering why I never tried to contact her

I told her it's like a job if I'm fired I'll nod my head and move on.

 

[Silkk]

So met up with that chick yet again she wanteD to talol

Synopsis said if she can get another chance, I told her I'm enjoying my freedom

She said if I want to talk about what happened I said past is the past no need

Said she blew it and thought about me every day wondering why I never tried to contact her

I told her it's like a job if I'm fired I'll nod my head and move on.

bytches love fukking some shyt up and then trying to come back later

 

[DaHNIC82]

nikkahs better stop buttercuping these chicks. One minute "Her life is in shambles and She don't wanna live no more" The next day or two, She's in Costa Rica with her girlfriends living her best life on a sucker simp's tab..

 

[mortuus est]

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[MikelArteta]

bytches love fukking some shyt up and then trying to come back later

They do they do because they know most men will gladly take them back

 

[Jhoon]

my french chick blurted out she loves me the other day in the middle of her having an orgasm , shyts only been 3 months
she young tho and never been with a guy like me , =the ball is in my court but that shyt was too early

She ain’t never been with someone like you?

The ego some of us men have.

 

[VertigoKnight]

So Bumble now has video and voice chat straight from the app

On one hand it fukks up trying to get some chicks off the app. On the other you'll know asap whether a chick is using old pictures.

Chicks can put up tweaked pictures but you can't fake live video

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Anything. It's not every chick that the conversation is weak, but it's enough that feel like i need to work on my mouthpiece

Your solution is action dates.

Dates that you have to take part in an activity like bowling or go-karts.

Or you can do what I do and skip the date entirely by just inviting them to your crib.

But I have a polarizing look so if woman is willing to date me then I KNOW I can fukk.

 

[Cynic]

I think when you're introverted, been single for a very long time, and used to being alone and moving at your own speed, when you finally meet someone who is worth your time it can still be difficult managing the "me" vs. us. Being alone can make you selfish, for better or worse so adding someone to the mix that you have to consider in some of your decisions can be a challenge.

Just something I've been thinking about

Always look out for numero uno...