"My kids come first is the biggest lie hoes tell"
Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women
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Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Give me the story.
Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
Don’t leave your girlfriend for what you think is out here. Don’t! Do! It!Nothing but love for my girlfriend
But i was just in a situation flirting for the first time in a while, mostly to try myself. Man I'm rusty.
Messed up the first time, but luckily I got a second chance and said what was on my mind to the girl. It's a good feeling. I think I'd enjoy being a single
VertigoKnight
Veteran
Breh didn't you also have trouble with that crazy Asian chick who was talking about she got raped when she was younger?
Where you meeting these broads?
Clay Puppington
rabid
I think I'm a bad influence on my coupled friends 
Sometimes I spit HOH-lite shyt facetiously but I think they've ran with it
How y'all feel about cheating?
Sometimes I spit HOH-lite shyt facetiously but I think they've ran with it
How y'all feel about cheating?
Other day some shorty I hit every couple months hit me up. Went to pick her up. She's like "confession, I've been seeing a guy for a couple weeks." I'm like "you have a boyfriend?" she's like "no. he just fills a void. watch movies and cuddle, etc". She always calls me a mysterious bad boy and whatever. Says he's clingy. Once he slept over, he left for work and 15 mins later messaged her "good morning" when he just seen her. Don't be fooled by these women who say they like that stuff, they don't
Anyway I proceed to ask her why she won't just fukk him and why me? Says I hit her better.
As she's sucking my dikk, for my amusement I go, "where's Joseph now?" to which she slaps my dikk on her face and goes "who the fukk cares"
Cuddle these women brehs
Anyway I proceed to ask her why she won't just fukk him and why me? Says I hit her better.
As she's sucking my dikk, for my amusement I go, "where's Joseph now?" to which she slaps my dikk on her face and goes "who the fukk cares"
Cuddle these women brehs
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Peter Popoff
PROTECT YA NECK!! ❤️🖤💚 🙏🏽
Chick gotta boyfriend, he pays all the Bill's and only visits on the weekends.
1. Shorty shows me naked pics of her.
2. Gives all kinds of signs that she wanna fukk.
3. Flakes and throws a curve ball.
4. Yea, I'm cutting her off like permanently.
1. Shorty shows me naked pics of her.
2. Gives all kinds of signs that she wanna fukk.
3. Flakes and throws a curve ball.
4. Yea, I'm cutting her off like permanently.
Breh didn't you also have trouble with that crazy Asian chick who was talking about she got raped when she was younger?
Where you meeting these broads?
Yup one was from okc the other another app
These bytches use that line to slow text/flake etc when in reality they off on dates
African_brehda
Superstar
Chai!
It just kept getting worse
And she had the nerve to talk about wanting to meet my parents, na wa o my braddah o
Almost as bad as the first date I had who told me after the first date that she did some work as an amateur pornstar
The kind of shyt you run to when you have so many first dates, I suppose.
Reminds me of this chick I was fukkin talking about this nikka wanted her, so she and her girlfriend went on a date with this dude and he paid for both of them and got no ass.
I said how do you expect to have a nikka pay for both of y’all and not smash? She said because a nikka should and he’s not fukkin.
Mind you this chick was buying me food to get me to go out with her. This is why I don’t take chicks seriously like that.
If they can clown you, they will.