Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Cut that simpin shyt out brehs
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My new nikes clean then a bytch :wow:
 

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For the brehs going throufh droughts when you eventually get a chick.

DON'T TELL HER YOU BEEN IN A DROUGHT.

Sidenote: I aint get p*ssy in almost 14 months..

What would be a good answer if a broad asks last time I had sex?

My pawg back in Seattle might ask me that..she did when we first met
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For the brehs going throufh droughts when you eventually get a chick.

DON'T TELL HER YOU BEEN IN A DROUGHT.

Sidenote: I aint get p*ssy in almost 14 months..

What would be a good answer if a broad asks last time I had sex?

My pawg back in Seattle might ask me that..she did when we first met
:patrice:

Tell her your last girl was weird sexually so you will be a lil rusty now
 

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Tell her your last girl was weird sexually so you will be a lil rusty now
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I ain't worried bout being rusty.

For the women that I actually care enough to please I make them cum by running on the clit first/great foreplay.

I used to always say "eh like a month ago".

We all know women say they hate male hoes yet will :usure: at a dude who been celibate for a few months.
 

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I ain't worried bout being rusty.

For the women that I actually care enough to please I make them cum by running on the clit first/great foreplay.

I used to always say "eh like a month ago".

We all know women say they hate male hoes yet will :usure: at a dude who been celibate for a few months.
So if you ain't worried why did you ask that?:gucci:

Just tell her you fukked some bytch last week isn't like she will investigate :yeshrug:
 

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What does a chick mean when she says your boring but she does the same thing in and out everyday? Meanwhile you're trying different things in life. I don't get it

Your personality might be bland, and you might actually be boring compared to who she’s been with before.

She’s boring, so she wants a man that’s going to add some entertainment and excitement in her life. Sometimes we low key seek escapes from our lives, someone that can change it up a bit. She’s not leaving dates feeling butterflies, and excitement.
 

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Your personality might be bland, and you might actually be boring compared to who she’s been with before.

She’s boring, so she wants a man that’s going to add some entertainment and excitement in her life. Sometimes we low key seek escapes from our lives, someone that can change it up a bit. She’s not leaving dates feeling butterflies, and excitement.
I don't understand we have great chemistry and she's attracted to me, but it throws me for a loop when she calls me boring.
 

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I don't understand we have great chemistry and she's attracted to me, but it throws me for a loop when she calls me boring.

I mean she’s letting you know—you gotta change it up every now and then. Go on more exciting dates. Be unpredictable in personality randomly. Throw her through a loop, so that she doesn’t always know what she’s getting from you. And Expose her to something she’s never done. Teach her a couple of things about life. :yeshrug:
 

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I mean she’s letting you know—you gotta change it up every now and then. Go on more exciting dates. Be unpredictable in personality randomly. Throw her through a loop, so that she doesn’t always know what she’s getting from you. And Expose her to something she’s never done. Teach her a couple of things about life. :yeshrug:
I used to hear the same shyt from my ex about being boring :lupe: she used to say “I love you, but sometimes you can be boring.”:leostare:heard it from another chick in high school too way back in the day

What’s some good spontaneous stuff to do? I used to take her out to do shyt and spend time with her, do random shyt, you know

Next girl I’m with, Every blue moon should I swerve in and out of oncoming traffic to keep it exciting?
 
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