Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I just want a girlfriend fam:mjcry::mjcry:


Why’s it gotta be so hard?


Cuz most of these chicks dont know what they even want anyway.

A girl I went out with 3 times blew me off a few weeks ago.

So 3rd date were at my crib and making out Im squeezing her titties ass etc and shes like not tonight. Cool W/E. I know some professional massage things from the therapists at the spa I worked at. So give her a decent massage, said aight you ready and drop her off. We make out more in my whip and shes like this is all so lovely. Okay, we gucci right?

I hit her up 3 days late like when you want to link up again. She responds shes not feeling a deep connection and Im cool as hell so we can be friends :mjlol: so I ask her when she realized that cuz Im curious. Said second date. So you felt this and went out with me again lol. Anyway I told her Im good love, and if you change your mind hit me up.

She was giving every sign I was doing errthing right and still formulated a reason I wasnt, it is it is :yeshrug:
 
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Cuz most of these chicks dont know what they even want anyway.

A girl I went out with 3 times blew me off a few weeks ago.

So 3rd date were at my crib and making out Im squeezing her titties ass etc and shes like not tonight. Cool W/E. I know some professional massage things from the therapists at the spa I worked at. So give her a decent massage, said aight you ready and drop her off. We make out more in my whip and shes like this is all so lovely. Okay, we gucci right?

I hit her up 3 days late like when you want to link up again. She responds shes not feeling a deep connection and Im cool as hell so we can be friends :mjlol: so I ask her when she realized that cuz Im curious. Said second date. So you felt this and went out with me again lol. Anyway I told her Im good love, and if you change your mind hit me up.

She was giving every sign I was doing errthing right and still formulated a reason I wasnt, it was it is :yeshrug:
99.999999% of the time there is always another dude in the background that she just cant let go of. She did you a favour if anything. Imagine if she let yall do ya thing for months and then say that shyt later. Bush her and never say a work to her again
 

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Women be like:

I don't care who likes me

People can't handle the truth or my sarcasm

I don't really talk to anyone because everyone is fake

men ain't shyt... my baby dady aint shyt. . .

I'm a bytch and I don't care.

etc.

all I ever see on my timeline.

like STFU

Women be thinking the stupidest shyt makes them interesting or gives them a unique personality

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy look at me i can chug a bottle I drink liquor a lot whooooooooooooooooooow

drives me nuts lol
 

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Cuz most of these chicks dont know what they even want anyway.

A girl I went out with 3 times blew me off a few weeks ago.

So 3rd date were at my crib and making out Im squeezing her titties ass etc and shes like not tonight. Cool W/E. I know some professional massage things from the therapists at the spa I worked at. So give her a decent massage, said aight you ready and drop her off. We make out more in my whip and shes like this is all so lovely. Okay, we gucci right?

I hit her up 3 days late like when you want to link up again. She responds shes not feeling a deep connection and Im cool as hell so we can be friends :mjlol: so I ask her when she realized that cuz Im curious. Said second date. So you felt this and went out with me again lol. Anyway I told her Im good love, and if you change your mind hit me up.

She was giving every sign I was doing errthing right and still formulated a reason I wasnt, it was it is :yeshrug:

The dumb ass thing is how can anyone feel a deep connection after 3 dates? The idea is to actually get to know someone. Not just surface shyt.

Way too many chicks do this shyt, then realise that actually yeah, they did like that guy. By that time any sensible man would have marked her as booty call material only if she dips back round and the cycle continues.
 

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Women be like:

I don't care who likes me

People can't handle the truth or my sarcasm

I don't really talk to anyone because everyone is fake

men ain't shyt... my baby dady aint shyt. . .

I'm a bytch and I don't care.

etc.

all I ever see on my timeline.

like STFU

Women be thinking the stupidest shyt makes them interesting or gives them a unique personality

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy look at me i can chug a bottle I drink liquor a lot whooooooooooooooooooow

drives me nuts lol


Most don’t understand what having an interesting personality actually consists of. I don’t use social media but all these chicks on tinder in the UK have the same bullshyt in their bio about them being “very sarcastic” as if that’s an endearing quality for a woman to have.
 

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The dumb ass thing is how can anyone feel a deep connection after 3 dates? The idea is to actually get to know someone. Not just surface shyt.

Way too many chicks do this shyt, then realise that actually yeah, they did like that guy. By that time any sensible man would have marked her as booty call material only if she dips back round and the cycle continues.

Exactly. Im 29, if you not interested just say it. The real goofy part was after I went okay Im not riding with that but if want if you cha nge your mind holla, she told me if I change my mind she still thinks Im a cool guy and would want be friends :mindblown: girl I have within 5 minutes reiterated how thats not I operare several times :mindblown: I took the deep connection bullshyt as a chick just wanting to let you down ez but apparently she really wanted to legit be friend friends. I cant be your friend after you let me fondle you ma, come on now.
 

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Most don’t understand what having an interesting personality actually consists of. I don’t use social media but all these chicks on tinder in the UK have the same bullshyt in their bio about them being “very sarcastic” as if that’s an endearing quality for a woman to have.
Women don't even be good at being sarcastic

They just be claiming shyt
 

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Cuz most of these chicks dont know what they even want anyway.

A girl I went out with 3 times blew me off a few weeks ago.

So 3rd date were at my crib and making out Im squeezing her titties ass etc and shes like not tonight. Cool W/E. I know some professional massage things from the therapists at the spa I worked at. So give her a decent massage, said aight you ready and drop her off. We make out more in my whip and shes like this is all so lovely. Okay, we gucci right?

I hit her up 3 days late like when you want to link up again. She responds shes not feeling a deep connection and Im cool as hell so we can be friends :mjlol: so I ask her when she realized that cuz Im curious. Said second date. So you felt this and went out with me again lol. Anyway I told her Im good love, and if you change your mind hit me up.

She was giving every sign I was doing errthing right and still formulated a reason I wasnt, it was it is :yeshrug:

Ain’t no point in figuring females out. Plus it ain’t even about u. She prolly got a boyfriend or nikka she like that she on da outs with n using YOU to make him jealous.....she might be BURNING......her p*ssy might stink......ain’t no point in tryna figure females out. Always have a roster, look at chicks as silly creatures, don’t chase em and have sum dignity n respect for ya self.
 
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