Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Crayola Coyote]

You are not ready for Tinder, breh. What is your goal with this interaction with her? Just meaningless sex? A relationship?

You don't have any good ideas for a date... don't worry about conversation, that should be in person anyway. She is willing to go out (isn't that the point of it all?) and you're paranoid about that. Do you not want to see her?

She doesn't drink much, so DO NOT bring her on a drinking date unless you want to bore her to death.

You guys who do tinder need to cut to the chase by offering up your number. That what I do. I drop my number in their dm and tell them to text me. Cause all the stuff you can say on tinder you can say to her in person when you on a date or face time the chick. When they text me I set up a date. Cause bytches on there wanna take your attention “oh we can talk on here “ with no intentions of meeting up. I tell them I’m not interested in talking on tinder they unmacth me. Good. Your loss not mine.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Yep. Will always remember what my ex told me when we split. First guy she slept with after we ended things she already had him pegged from a party we had gone to months before. I did notice she was outside for most of the party chatting to him and a few others. But the passion had well gone from our relationship by that point.

Not gonna lie had me feeling some kinda way at first when she told me, then I got over it.

I do remember her bragging to anyone who'd listen about him when she got back. How good he was in bed, how big his dikk was. She even told me he was her new man.



All the usual stuff a scorned chick says to get a rise out of you. As we were still living together. We sort of had to move round each other.

A few weeks later after he fukked her some more she found out he had a girl. He just never told her.

She did confide in me she fuxked up messing with him.

Sleazeball gang knows any woman whose freshly broken up is ripe for seduction as she needs to feel wanted again. He capitalised on that.

Anyway any chick I'm interested in now. I keep on tenterhooks in terms of seduction. Just make her want me all the time. Sadly cant rest on your laurels with any woman.

You see this shyt. You see how women operate. I told you guys that when a woman is “taken” she is single and when she is single she is “taken”. This woman was with this man and she took his number and later on after the breakup she monkey branch to ole boy. I keep saying women ain’t shyt. Women can stay with one man but that is too boring so they rather talk with multiple. That why I will still single until I die. I do not blame men for cheating on women. It’s hard for men to get women in general. So if you got a girlfriend (oh man if you got a wife you messed up) she taking applications like this one as we speak.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

You are not ready for Tinder, breh. What is your goal with this interaction with her? Just meaningless sex? A relationship?

You don't have any good ideas for a date... don't worry about conversation, that should be in person anyway. She is willing to go out (isn't that the point of it all?) and you're paranoid about that. Do you not want to see her?

She doesn't drink much, so DO NOT bring her on a drinking date unless you want to bore her to death.

It was just really quick for how attractive she was. Usually there's at least a little bit of conversation and not just one word responses.

 

[Abraxus]

Yep. Will always remember what my ex told me when we split. First guy she slept with after we ended things she already had him pegged from a party we had gone to months before. I did notice she was outside for most of the party chatting to him and a few others. But the passion had well gone from our relationship by that point.

Not gonna lie had me feeling some kinda way at first when she told me, then I got over it.

I do remember her bragging to anyone who'd listen about him when she got back. How good he was in bed, how big his dikk was. She even told me he was her new man.



All the usual stuff a scorned chick says to get a rise out of you. As we were still living together. We sort of had to move round each other.

A few weeks later after he fukked her some more she found out he had a girl. He just never told her.

She did confide in me she fuxked up messing with him.

Sleazeball gang knows any woman whose freshly broken up is ripe for seduction as she needs to feel wanted again. He capitalised on that.

Anyway any chick I'm interested in now. I keep on tenterhooks in terms of seduction. Just make her want me all the time. Sadly cant rest on your laurels with any woman.

Yep, why I fukk the dog shyt and life outta their pussies when we together so if they having other thoughts they know I leave their p*ssy aching and with that well fukked feeling.

Subsequently, this one bullshyter has hit me up again after a few months. The same girl who basically wasted my time for the past two years that I've ignored. Invited me to a date, her treat. I'm like for?

mf ain't gonna bust a grape in a fruit fight. Just want attention. I'm debating on if I want to take the free meal then let her know I'm about to be married or ask her to help me choose the rings to break her soul lol. My dude told me not to do that but I'm like bytch, the fukk you keep bothering me for then?

 

[George Gooney]

Yep, why I fukk the dog shyt and life outta their pussies when we together so if they having other thoughts they know I leave their p*ssy aching and with that well fukked feeling.

Subsequently, this one bullshyter has hit me up again after a few months. The same girl who basically wasted my time for the past two years that I've ignored. Invited me to a date, her treat. I'm like for?

mf ain't gonna bust a grape in a fruit fight. Just want attention. I'm debating on if I want to take the free meal then let her know I'm about to be married or ask her to help me choose the rings to break her soul lol. My dude told me not to do that but I'm like bytch, the fukk you keep bothering me for then?

Thats something I would do. Betchu she'll wanna give up the p*ssy then.

 

[jadillac]

Yep. Will always remember what my ex told me when we split. First guy she slept with after we ended things she already had him pegged from a party we had gone to months before. I did notice she was outside for most of the party chatting to him and a few others. But the passion had well gone from our relationship by that point.

Not gonna lie had me feeling some kinda way at first when she told me, then I got over it.

I do remember her bragging to anyone who'd listen about him when she got back. How good he was in bed, how big his dikk was. She even told me he was her new man.



All the usual stuff a scorned chick says to get a rise out of you. As we were still living together. We sort of had to move round each other.

A few weeks later after he fukked her some more she found out he had a girl. He just never told her.

She did confide in me she fuxked up messing with him.

Sleazeball gang knows any woman whose freshly broken up is ripe for seduction as she needs to feel wanted again. He capitalised on that.

Anyway any chick I'm interested in now. I keep on tenterhooks in terms of seduction. Just make her want me all the time. Sadly cant rest on your laurels with any woman.

Damn.

Cold game out here brehs. Cold game.

I always say it's women that create a$$hole dudes. Like you, you may have been a nice guy with your girl....but how can you not be affected after what you described? Dudes start out with a natural protection mindset and wanting to do nice shyt for girls unless they're taught differently by an older dude, or until you get your heart broke. And let's say it happens again...now ur gonna be full on hoh mode and be a savage.

It's just a basic human reaction to go into survival mode. Only way you can survive in a jungle is be a savage. Even if that ain't in your heart you gotta do it unless u wanna get devoured by the game

 

[MMA]

Make sure she doesn't cut off her friends

So when she wants to talk someone ear off, it's not you

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

dont u still have to approach if they give u choosing signals?

also what are some common "choosing signals"

yeah you still gotta approach.
and its a bunch of videos of common choosing signals.

Off top tho, a woman will,

be too close to you at random times
ask you dumb questions
keep looking at you
pick on you
ask "where I know you from//You look familiar" etc

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I'm 25 breh I meant wish I was younger so this damn hangover wouldn't hit me so much

Yeah. Basically I said that was a lucky homerun(I was trash talking Astros fans all night ) and she said the Yankees sucked. I said the Yankees would come back to win, and she asked me if she could sit next to me. We started talking about other things from there

And yeah, I live in Texas. Not Houston though

Word.
I was at work earlier and people kept coming in with Astros jerseys.
Im from Houston and don't care about the Astros

 

[jadillac]

Brehs, that chick I've been asking about on here the past few days....

Saw her earlier today at the grocery store, we laughed it up for a bit, even went out to her car and sat for a min talking, gave her a hug/kiss & left... haven't heard from her since several hrs ago. No return to my texts. And here's the kicker, she's one of those women who doesn't believe in taking her phone out when she's with other ppl bc it's "rude". And anytime we're together she rarely uses her phone. BUT, if she ain't returning texts then that means she's busy with persons or ppl and ignoring my texts.

I know women check their phones like hawks. Even the ones who ain't on the phone an insane amount check their texts.

Things have been fairly good the past couple days, but I'm ghosting her tomorrow until she gets the picture. She'll likely text me good morning as she usually does, but I'm not responding. And she knows I watch college football all day on Sats so she'll know I'm simply not responding to her.

fukk it. I'm not to be ignored or unanswered.

 

[Apex]

yeah you still gotta approach.
and its a bunch of videos of common choosing signals.

Off top tho, a woman will,

be too close to you at random times
ask you dumb questions
keep looking at you
pick on you
ask "where I know you from//You look familiar" etc

whats ur approach game

 

[Max.]

I saw this fukkn light skin big booty chick at wal mart!!! She wa swearing yoga like shorts but we both had our headphones in
In the soda lane...

Man i gota stop being a lil bytch

 

[Balla]

In case you were wondering why Dad been skippin on them child support payments. He been blowing it all on IG thots


That money will make em shake that THANG! They all have a price, brehs

That song is fukkin jammin!!

 

[Balla]

Brehs, that chick I've been asking about on here the past few days....

Saw her earlier today at the grocery store, we laughed it up for a bit, even went out to her car and sat for a min talking, gave her a hug/kiss & left... haven't heard from her since several hrs ago. No return to my texts. And here's the kicker, she's one of those women who doesn't believe in taking her phone out when she's with other ppl bc it's "rude". And anytime we're together she rarely uses her phone. BUT, if she ain't returning texts then that means she's busy with persons or ppl and ignoring my texts.

I know women check their phones like hawks. Even the ones who ain't on the phone an insane amount check their texts.

Things have been fairly good the past couple days, but I'm ghosting her tomorrow until she gets the picture. She'll likely text me good morning as she usually does, but I'm not responding. And she knows I watch college football all day on Sats so she'll know I'm simply not responding to her.

fukk it. I'm not to be ignored or unanswered.

Don’t worry about her

 

[Balla]

@Crayola Coyote

You approach during the day?