Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[mortuus est]

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[CookisaCac]

Has anyone here ever cheated before? If so, why?

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Post Nut Clarity is summin else, nikka still irritable and contemplating shyt 24hours later I ain't even visit Jbo or Boxden thotties all day, chicks who's onlyfans ive been feining are being leaked but I'm just
Feel like I could not fukk for the rest of the year

 

[VertigoKnight]

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

Its not, but some of these modern chicks are utterly humorless and certain jokes don't translate in text or go over their heads.

In person I'll have a chick laughing her head off. But over text I have in the past said some ridiculous stuff that has cooled a woman's interest in me.

I can joke with a chick when we meet, before that I'll keep it to securing that date first.

 

[J.E.T.S]

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

You want to look like a goofy to these hoes mayne?

Looks don't matter when they classify you as a goofy or put you in the friend zone.

Stay punctual and precise .

Goofy.

 

[The Message]

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

nah humor and being witty is great with the honies but thru text it ain't the biz

humor is all about the nuances...a pause here, a sly smile, a wink, certain body language, vocal inflection.

all that is lost thru text. so texting a bytch who doesnt know you from a can of paint can misconstrue a joke as you being serious.

trust me ive fukked up PLENTY of opportunities trying to be silly thru texts. i keep it dry as sandpaper now breh

 

[J.E.T.S]

nah humor and being witty is great with the honies but thru text it ain't the biz

humor is all about the nuances...a pause here, a sly smile, a wink, certain body language, vocal inflection.

all that is lost thru text. so texting a bytch who doesnt know you from a can of paint can misconstrue a joke as you being serious.

trust me ive fukked up PLENTY of opportunities trying to be silly thru texts. i keep it dry as sandpaper now breh

Keeping it dry is the key. Works best. Especially when a bytch try to play you or flake on you. You don't look so desperate and pitiful.

 

[Deafheaven]

Arguably baddest chick Ive slept with turned into a nutcase at the eleventh hour. Im convinced Im a fukkery magnet

 

[George Gooney]

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

Dudes watching too much Alpha Male Strategies. Everything can be good in moderation. I send smileys and get nudes back LOL

 

[BossmanChad]

Dudes watching too much Alpha Male Strategies. Everything can be good in moderation. I send smileys and get nudes back LOL

I agree breh. Truth is, if one silly joke was enough to turn her off, then she was never serious about meeting up in the first place.

 

[Marzupial]

Is not that it's because most dudes start that "Iam a comedian" vibe when they try to hit on a woman

I writte jokes for some real comics and I also have seen DMs of some bytches I fukked and I gotta tell nikkas really gotta stop that shyt, it's bad really bad


Except if you handsome gang tho

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Anyone here tried Coffee Meets Bagel app?

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Nah man tired of this shyt.

How you be 20 years old on Tinder demanding dudes "looking for something serious"? You don't know what you doing on a daily basis. We both don't know if our academic careers gonna amount to something for a professional career, but you looking for something serious. When I hear that, I hear the rest of our lives.

How can anyone even vibe together nowadays? People just swiping right on perfect pictures, looking for the perfect bios, and only responding to perfect messages. I'm not gonna pretend to be perfect because mother fukkers ain't perfect. All of us makes like 30 mistakes a day.

The fukk I look like spending all that energy and attention span to please a female hoping it leads into "something serious".

bytch we don't even know if we vibe because of the setting is unnatural.....

What the fukk happened to just casually talking to someone and letting it build from there?

Remember when you just talked to a chick with no standards set... no expectations....... the two of you talking just to talk.... then three months later you two like, "damn we in a relationship," ? What the fukk happened to that?

Why I got to be strategic with just talking to a person? These fools ain't Rihana they not donating to a charity feeding millions of people.. I gotta have a dialogue of sayings that only happen in hollywood to sweep a chick off her feet now?


fukk outta here

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I did it. I forced the Dutch girl I smashed 3 weeks ago to unfollow me on Snapchat. I told her “you do not want to hang out and you definitely do not want to have sex again. I lost interest in you. There is no reason you should be here. Unfollow me.” She told me “no. You will not give me orders. I’m not a bytch to boss around” So later on she curse me out in dutch and finally unfollow me. Good riddance, whore. Women ain’t shyt.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Nah man tired of this shyt.

How you be 20 years old on Tinder demanding dudes "looking for something serious"? You don't know what you doing on a daily basis. We both don't know if our academic careers gonna amount to something for a professional career, but you looking for something serious. When I hear that, I hear the rest of our lives.

How can anyone even vibe together nowadays? People just swiping right on perfect pictures, looking for the perfect bios, and only responding to perfect messages. I'm not gonna pretend to be perfect because mother fukkers ain't perfect. All of us makes like 30 mistakes a day.

The fukk I look like spending all that energy and attention span to please a female hoping it leads into "something serious".

bytch we don't even know if we vibe because of the setting is unnatural.....

What the fukk happened to just casually talking to someone and letting it build from there?

Remember when you just talked to a chick with no standards set... no expectations....... the two of you talking just to talk.... then three months later you two like, "damn we in a relationship," ? What the fukk happened to that?

Why I got to be strategic with just talking to a person? These fools ain't Rihana they not donating to a charity feeding millions of people.. I gotta have a dialogue of sayings that only happen in hollywood to sweep a chick off her feet now?


fukk outta here

dude 2019 women are arrogant. They don’t even want to be consistent but want “something serious” as they want to be single too? Women know what they are doing, they got everyone fooled like they are helpless. Man they are retarded.