Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

At one of the local pizza spots waiting on my food when I seen this older chick(I love older women) she had the whole joint staring at her. I hit her with some corny old shyt

Bummy looking Teezus: damn girl is you from Iraq?

Shorty: no why you ask?

Bummy looking Teezus: cause girl... you the bomb*in my sexy low voice.

got the hoe to laugh and gave her my number. She texted me immediately asking if I drink. Being a corny nikka has its share of benefits

That shyt was lame as fukk but lease you got the number

 

[Organic Trees]

That shyt was lame as fukk but lease you got the number

Man you just don’t know. A nikka was embarrassed myself. Surprised it work

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Man you just don’t know. A nikka was embarrassed myself. Surprised it work

shyt women need a change.
These dudes on some "wassup beautiful" "hey lil mama" shyt get old to them

 

[noumena]

Were you rawing all four?

Nah

That’s a humble brag post if i ever seen one
“I got all this p*ssy but this one p*ssy just calling me brehs, HALP!”

Breh NOOO I NEED GENUINE OLDHEAD ADVICE ON THIS SITUATION!!

your main girl is def cheating on you. A girl who ain’t worried about u losing interest or that isn’t somewhat jealous is a girl already doing dirt.

Nah I got access to that phone shes the loyalest girl Ive ever seenlord forgive me

You low key trying to rub this in team ugly face

averagegang and tallgang. My game is pretty good though. Could be better but its solid

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Come on now breh...

I'm oblivious to women so I don't know what your comment is supposed to mean.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I'm oblivious to women so I don't know what your comment is supposed to mean.

Im oblivious too but damn. She clearly like being around you. Might as well spit

 

[Canon]

At one of the local pizza spots waiting on my food when I seen this older chick(I love older women) she had the whole joint staring at her. I hit her with some corny old shyt

Bummy looking Teezus: damn girl is you from Iraq?

Shorty: no why you ask?

Bummy looking Teezus: cause girl... you the bomb*in my sexy low voice.

got the hoe to laugh and gave her my number. She texted me immediately asking if I drink. Being a corny nikka has its share of benefits

she found you attractive you just had to make the move. don't matter what you say really.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

The killer. We all have those moments

Day 3

- Saw this tall mixed chick across the street in running gear with her dog. Locked eyes and she didn't look away. Moving towards her i was thinking of what i could say to her. Didn't have nothing and psyched myself out . Turned to the next road towards work and only then i knew what i could have said.

- Girl next door looking black girl i noticed while walking out grocery store. Cute. I slowed down my walk and waited for her to catch up. Thought she had locs so was gonna lead with that but she had braids. Stopped her, said hello, thought she was cute and asked if she had a bf. She did... Cool, have a good day and bounced.

- White girl approaching, stop her, lead with the same line, she said she had a bf. Cool, bounce

- Buying a cable from phone stand, noticed this thick black girl waiting for the bus. Sexy af. As the indian shopkeeper goes to get my money i approach. Told her she looked familiar, she agreed. Brief hows things and what you doing, you working. Asked if she had a man then asked for her number which she gave to me. Told her, have a nice day then bounced (tbh i feel she gave me a number she doesn't use but i'll send her a message later on)

- East african girl, must have been mid to late 30s approaching. Didn't know what to lead with but stopped her anyway and told her her hair was beautiful. She gave a little smile and kept it moving


I feel my conversations need to improve. doesn't flow well, apart from the girl i got the number from.. I will learn with practice. Also need to continue to get into the mindset of 'just do' and not think about what im gonna do. I get the most anxiety on my first approach but getting it out the way, i feel more relaxed

 

[Soundbwoy]

Broke up with my girl last night, it was overdue

 

[semicko82]

Broke up with my girl last night, it was overdue

What happened

 

[Soundbwoy]

What happened

The main issue was that because I moved my mom in with me since last year because she was having health issues, with Covid I can’t risk getting her infected. We don’t live together so it was getting to her that we had to limit contact, with everything going on she was a constantly draining my energy I couldn’t take it anymore.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

The main issue was that because I moved my mom in with me since last year because she was having health issues, with Covid I can’t risk getting her infected. We don’t live together so it was getting to her that we had to limit contact, with everything going on she was a constantly draining my energy I couldn’t take it anymore.

fukk her.
Dese hoes want everythang all about them

 

[Babymama Magnet]

Day 4

I weren't feeling it today. The vibe i had was pure low energy and mood especially compared to yesterday. I honestly struggled with thoughts of over thinking and feelings of approach anxiety. Tried listening to some Dave Chappelle to get myself into a better mindset but didn't really work. Anyway...

- Actual Pawg i noticed in grocery shop in the queue. Tbh i was just going about business. As i come out the store she comes out and walks in the opposite direction i was heading. I saw that ass and shoulda chased her down but like i said, my mindset weren't right.

- Black chick with too much foundation approaching. I raise my hands out to say hello and ask can i speak to you. She looks at me, and keeps it moving. I don't blame her, my approach was weak and was not commanding. I was half arsing it. If i approach i need to be all in and command there attention.

- White chick who looked a bit asian i see opposite me in the junction. I see her connect eyes with me briefly so i make sure i don't cross as she's walking towards me. Raise me hands to get her attention. Say whats up. Didn't really know what to say so i pause for a bit, look away then look back at her and tell her shes cute which she smile. Ask her her name and where she going.. friends bday nice. Let her know that im working but can i get her number. She's forward but then pauses and says she don't give out her number but i can have her snap. I don't use snap.. Instagram? I tell her i want her phone number, not her social media. She doesn't say anything. So i smile, tell her its cool, have a nice day and leave it at that. She's pleasant and we both part ways.

UPDATE
-Thick black girl i got the number from yesterday.. so we start messaging. I find out that shes nearly 40 (honestly didn't look it) and has 2 children. She seemed open to continue talking but i dead it.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

I’m hitting these college parties non stop when the fukkery dies down in LA. Between being activated for the national guard and quarantine shyt I just need a woman to lay up with

 

[Malik1time]

I completely forgot I got a engagement party next month(I promise to go before the breakup with my ex) anyway since they mutual friends I know for a fact my ex and her man will be there now I’ve been working on myself and being off social media has helped a lot but idk how imma feel seeing them together plus low key it feels like everyone took her side idkI think it’s best to not go but I told the two people getting married I would go I don’t wanna be a dikk if I don’t go will they all just think I’m weak
And I’m the clown of the group meaning if I ain’t happy go lucky etccc they gonna know something is up.... after the breakup in November I been to 2 functions with mutual friends and both was awkward as hell and I felt alone
I need help guys?
I feel like they all gonna talk shyt about me if I don’t go