Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Yo me and my bytch ass baby mama got into a verbal fight and hasn't let me talk to my kid for like 2.5 months now

I try to call and email and its nothing. I'm sure she tryin to brainwash my kid

What should i do? We not on any custody stuff legally.

I sometimes wish she would get hit by a city bus and her brains splattered all over the concrete

I really hate that bytch but want to be there for my seed
:yeshrug:
 

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I never watch this dudes videos but that shyt he re-enacted at 5:40 happened to me this year :dead: :mjcry:

I literally had the most explosive orgasm of my life nutsack deep in this bytch had me like :wow::picard::blessed::whew::ohlawd::noah::ahh:

not a week later bytch calls me and says shyt ain’t working for her :mjcry:
bytch what you mean :damn:
 

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I never watch this dudes videos but that shyt he re-enacted at 5:40 happened to me this year :dead: :mjcry:

I literally had the most explosive orgasm of my life nutsack deep in this bytch had me like :wow::picard::blessed::whew::ohlawd::noah::ahh:

not a week later bytch calls me and says shyt ain’t working for her :mjcry:
bytch what you mean :damn:
Maaaaaaaaaaaan one of my previous exes was telling me how much she loved me and wanted to have my baby for like a month straight.............Next month she didn’t remember none of that shyt
 

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Went out yesterday with this cameroon chick offa hinge, we just walked to a park sat down and talked.

Chick was as dull as a pencil, all she was talking about was gender-based violence for like two hours :dahell:

just deleted her number right after

meh
How does that even come up. On a first date too.
 

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They shutting everything down Thursday :francis:
At least I’m going bowling with this Jamaican chick I’ve met Friday but it’s going to be easier to kick it at home with the trini chick I’ve met last week :yeshrug:
 

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They shutting everything down Thursday :francis:
At least I’m going bowling with this Jamaican chick I’ve met Friday but it’s going to be easier to kick it at home with the trini chick I’ve met last week :yeshrug:

Yeah won't be surprised if it happens here as well
going to have to slow down my meetups not willing to risk exposure
 

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Same of y’all are too old to being caught up in your feelings after dealing with an ex

I had an episode my damn self after listening to that Tory Lanez that nikka had me ready to go get my ex back. :wow:

I got my shyt together tho and didnt hit her up. The text I was gonna send still sitting in my notes app. :whew:
 
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