Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[AStrangeName]

This is gonna sound foul brehs but... any of y'all ever smashed a dwarf/midget? (i dunno what they like to be called )

Matched with one on tinder earlier and she's coming on strong Dunno if I could do it though, is it weird?

Almost had a chance at smashing back in high school, but if she choosing, she choosing I ain't judging

Also, just keep in mind that there are people how smash worst or did things they say would never do, so slam ass with a midget isn't really weird.

 

[Rozay Oro]

New hoes on tinder not biting. One nibbling but timid. My nikka never called me back although he was with his kids so I told him your girls first just hmu when you can. Finna eat this edible and drank then get on the ps4.

 

[Krazy]

Anyone seem to attract baby mamas lmao.
My friend pointed out last women ive smashed are baby mamas

I aint trying to settle down anytime soon so I dont mind really...But id be dammed If I get one pregnant.

Got a bad white girl, who happens to have a kid throwing it at me/
I think she crazy though shes into me crazily, she gonna catch feelings but im trying to smash for a few months and bounce.
I've told her already I aint looking for anything serious so...Just make sure I wrap up so she def gon keep that.

2021 im on a no baby mama policy, enough is enough.
When it comes to settling down I want someone with no kids tbh
Gonna find my black queen next year also god willing.

 

[Him]

I see why brehs stay single and don’t even try long relationships. It ain’t even worth all the stress .

 

[Soundbwoy]

Everybody I've been talking to recently noticed how happy I am, its really dope to meet someone who isn't scared of making efforts or show you how they feel about you

 

[MikelArteta]

wow im talking to this girl just found out she has a only fans and has a youtube page where she does skank stuff

 

[CW_1991]

Some of y'all give me some game on how y'all approach females online like Facebook. I work at a big Factory and I rather not try to talk to females at my job just because of potential gossiping that I don't want to be caught up in. Or just getting turned down and then them going back and bragging about it. More like females who are just from your area that you see on there. There seem to be single.

Ultimately just trying to smash. Not trying to get into a serious relationship.

 

[SATAN]

Just had to bush yet another alcoholic chick.


Also went on a date this weekend with a chick off a dating app...she was wearing a fake ass like some kind of panties with padding attached to it. I couldn't tell until I touched it. Why do women do this...shyt turned me all the way off. She said she never leaves the house without it and she doesn't want to stop wearing it

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Just had to bush yet another alcoholic chick.


Also went on a date this weekend with a chick off a dating app...she was wearing a fake ass like some kind of panties with padding attached to it. I couldn't tell until I touched it. Why do women do this...shyt turned me all the way off. She said she never leaves the house without it and she doesn't want to stop wearing it

Was her name Yasmin

 

[SATAN]

Was her name Yasmin

Last name Lee?


Nah...her name was Chantel

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Last name Lee?


Nah...her name was Chantel

Different chick same issues

 

[LexLuthor]

Lmaoo idk if y’all remember but I smashed a chick who I worked with. Looked like we were heading to a relationship but she decided to give her ex another try, and moved away with him to another state. Lmao that was back in May. She texted me saying she was sorry in August but I never responded. Lmaoo so long story short, She emailed my work email today from her new work email begging me to talk to her.

Don’t talk to me, talk to your boyfriend.

As Future once said “ These bytches wanna be here they’ll be right here”

 

[Actually6Foot3]

Just had to bush yet another alcoholic chick.


Also went on a date this weekend with a chick off a dating app...she was wearing a fake ass like some kind of panties with padding attached to it. I couldn't tell until I touched it. Why do women do this...shyt turned me all the way off. She said she never leaves the house without it and she doesn't want to stop wearing it

mannn what part of the game is this? Butt padding? No man should be picking from the bottom of the barrel like this.

We need to up the standards a bit. Alcoholics and adult diapers ain't the wave bruh. I want to see you win!

 

[BigE214]

My this ain't going nowhere conversation has been redundant lately.

I'm just attracted to the bodies and then when it's time to get down to "what are we doing" - it ain't never this.

I got a few on retainer but I be questioning, do I even feel like dealing with them. Last night I wanted to chill with a bih and watch a movie but all the hoes I could hit up I was gonna have to fuk and I didn't feel like it

Almost got caught up with this one chick based off consistency and availability and we had to have the this ain't it talk.

Busy as hell now and I tell myself I ain't got time to entertain but the next bih that's about sum that I come across might get honesty effort from me. I'm tired of having 10 hoes

 

[BigE214]

This chick I met on twitter yearss ago always wanted to fucc with me but I wouldn't fly her out. Years go by she gets engaged and finally makes her way to Dallas September.

She pulls up to get some smoke with her homegirl. Her homegirl even badder. So she's like ya'll definitely should talk. I get a text from the HG and she's like, "I'll hit you up for some smoke. Lock me in."

So I look around IG and what do I find, she got like 50K followers, following like 200 people. Onlyfans link in bio.

I kicked it with her once last week and she had a cool vibe. Pretty as hell, NO accent but not too much NO. Vegan, sage, crystals ass broad. This the type of shyt that I know ain't going nowhere but I'ma entertain it