Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[dakidblu]

I’m off tinder again. This the last time I download that shyt again. Put that I’m only looking for hookups so the girls tryna have a texting buddy would swipe left on me, they still tried to play that angle. Thought I could move like @Rozay Oro and find some hoes to fuxk off there. Damn these masks, if only women in public could see that I’m the 2nd Lieutenant of Handsome Gang,Company A, 1st Platoon

You can still pull and then just be like i dont want a relationship right off the rip. The ones that stay around are down for that action

 

[Claudex]

Damn, I really went out sad this year.

 

[Haliax]

Why do some of the brehs in here have to be so binary about shyt. Its not impossible for brehs to eat online and in real life as well. fukk

 

[SATAN]

So I swiped right on this chick because she had nice tiddies and she likes salsa dancing. Then after swiping right I decided to look her up on social media.

This woman has the most red flags I've ever seen.

• Weird colored dyed hair that she dyes a different color weekly
• Weird makeup style
• Lots of visible random tattoos
• TWO nose piercings
• Tongue piercing
• Single mom
• Her child is only 3 months old
• She's still posting on social media daily about her breakup with her baby's father
• She has a TikTok
• She has 75,000 followers on TikTok and 4million likes
• She's a "K-pop stan"
• She was still making TikToks daily while pregnant
• Less than 6 months ago before her breakup she was talking about how much she loves her boyfriend, turns out he's a frail cac

I'm gonna start looking women up before I swiped on them. At least she doesn't have an OnlyFans

EDIT: UPDATE she has an OnlyFans

 

[Tres Leches]

So I swiped right on this chick because she had nice tiddies and she likes salsa dancing. Then after swiping right I decided to look her up on social media.

This woman has the most red flags I've ever seen.

• Weird colored dyed hair that she dyes a different color weekly
• Weird makeup style
• Lots of visible random tattoos
• TWO nose piercings
• Tongue piercing
• Single mom
• Her child is only 3 months old
• She's still posting on social media daily about her breakup with her baby's father
• She has a TikTok
• She has 75,000 followers on TikTok and 4million likes
• She's a "K-pop stan"
• She was still making TikToks daily while pregnant
• Less than 6 months ago before her breakup she was talking about how much she loves her boyfriend, turns out he's a frail cac

I'm gonna start looking women up before I swiped on them. At least she doesn't have an OnlyFans

Sounds like your type of girl Satan

 

[MoveForward]

I pulled a nice jawn at the store a few days before Christmas. So we talk a few times and we FT like normal and everything was going well, I really liked ole girl.

Last night she FT'd me in a robe and after a little chatting, she was showing me the goods. Her body is ... I make it a point to never talk about sex, so this was a pleasant surprise.

This morning I get the text saying something came over her and this wasn't what she wanted and how she was going to go with her gut and she didn't want to give an explanation.

Wtf just happened?

 

[VertigoKnight]

This chick I met on Bumble on monday throwing the p*ssy at me.

But I hardly even made an effort with her, I just know if I have sex with her, I'll have that horrible moment of clarity, afterwards where I don't want her even touching me.

This will be the second chick, I've had to turn down this week that was intent on fukking. Matched with a sexy columbian chick Christmas eve on Tinder.

The only good thing this one did, was because of covid, I always ask whose in a person's bubble and she told me her close contacts for the last week or two.

She told me she'd 'seen' i.e fukked two guys already that week. Bet the week before was similar.



I'm not trying to end the year with covid or chalymidia, or something worse, so nope.

She then messaged asking if she could come see me. Didn't even answer her, the audacity. I noticed yesterday she unmatched me on Tinder.

I've been very careful the last year in terms of the females I spend time with. Covid ain't no joke and that chick seeing guys willy nilly, naw cant be me.

 

[SATAN]

Sounds like your type of girl Satan

This is her. She has an OnlyFans but I'm not paying 15

Spoiler: Giant butt

Red flags?
I'm colorblind

 

[VertigoKnight]

@SATAN

Breh that chick looks demonic for real.



Arched eyebrows, chest tats, leopard print tattoo sleeve, caked on makeup.

Run motherfukker run

 

[SATAN]

@SATAN

Breh that chick looks demonic for real.



Arched eyebrows, chest tats, leopard print tattoo sleeve, caked on makeup.

Run motherfukker run

Run towards her?

 

[MAKAVELI25]

So I swiped right on this chick because she had nice tiddies and she likes salsa dancing. Then after swiping right I decided to look her up on social media.

This woman has the most red flags I've ever seen.

• Weird colored dyed hair that she dyes a different color weekly
• Weird makeup style
• Lots of visible random tattoos
• TWO nose piercings
• Tongue piercing
• Single mom
• Her child is only 3 months old
• She's still posting on social media daily about her breakup with her baby's father
• She has a TikTok
• She has 75,000 followers on TikTok and 4million likes
• She's a "K-pop stan"
• She was still making TikToks daily while pregnant
• Less than 6 months ago before her breakup she was talking about how much she loves her boyfriend, turns out he's a frail cac

I'm gonna start looking women up before I swiped on them. At least she doesn't have an OnlyFans

EDIT: UPDATE she has an OnlyFans

Don't waste your time researching chicks who might not even like you back. Hell, I don't even read profiles unless the chick matches with me.

Your time>>>>

 

[SATAN]

Don't waste your time researching chicks who might not even like you back. Hell, I don't even read profiles unless the chick matches with me.

Your time>>>>

True, but there's certain chicks that I already know will like me back, or at least that the chance of them liking me back is >90%

I just have a type that I know I'll match with and can usually smash. Plus my profile is in Spanish

 

[Tres Leches]

I pulled a nice jawn at the store a few days before Christmas. So we talk a few times and we FT like normal and everything was going well, I really liked ole girl.

Last night she FT'd me in a robe and after a little chatting, she was showing me the goods. Her body is ... I make it a point to never talk about sex, so this was a pleasant surprise.

This morning I get the text saying something came over her and this wasn't what she wanted and how she was going to go with her gut and she didn't want to give an explanation.

Wtf just happened?

her ex hit her back, she chose someone else or she’s crazy

 

[MoveForward]

her ex hit her back, she chose someone else or she’s crazy

We follow each other on ig and she stated she's out until 2021 and something about certain people not coming with her on her journey. These chicks are wishy washy as hell

 

[SATAN]

I pulled a nice jawn at the store a few days before Christmas. So we talk a few times and we FT like normal and everything was going well, I really liked ole girl.

Last night she FT'd me in a robe and after a little chatting, she was showing me the goods. Her body is ... I make it a point to never talk about sex, so this was a pleasant surprise.

This morning I get the text saying something came over her and this wasn't what she wanted and how she was going to go with her gut and she didn't want to give an explanation.

Wtf just happened?

Why did you have her show nudes over FT

Should've waited to see her in person. She got all the validation she needed, so she got bored