Yep,all day every day. Ol hoe told me why she ghosted me for a dude from the UK. My man came in, wiped his dikk across her face for a few months then left without a trace lol
She hits me up with the wyd
I’m like shyt, sitting here thinking of you
hey you wanna come over for dinner?
Sure! Tells me the whole story. Then tells me I shoulda went with you anyway
ok so Wsup?
I end up skeeting across her stomach and t*ts ( she dodged the facial lol) and gives me the laziest blowjob I ever had in my life. Then had the nerve to ask me can we be exclusive. Nah. We can’t. Cause it’s not my p*ssy. It was just my turn.
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What?I got cat fished brehs![]()
I got cat fished brehs![]()
How old is she dodging facials?
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How old is she dodging facials? That's such sign of disrespect, imagine all the repulsive men she's let worm their way inside of her, and she can't take my resplendent seed on her face?
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Even worse after a mediocre blowjob and finale, she asks you to exclusive? Listen, I don't condone murder, but if I could, I'd rearrange and relocated her particles to the nearest caldera volcano

Lol. They went to some rinkydink trade school. LolEvery shorty nowadays is a lash technician, do hair, “brand consultant”, “small business entrepreneur”![]()
What?
Dear God ! How, breh ?
Tell it!

The establishment we were at closed early, so we called it a night then.
I'll try to be as coherent/concise as I can seeing as I've got a horrific hangover
So I get to the bar where we're supposed to meet up, and sit down at our table. She arrives maybe ten or fifteen minutes later, and literally looks almost nothing like her pics. She's maybe thirty to forty pounds heavier, looks several years older than her pics, with bad skin etc
I think I must have logged on to the coli and posted that message maybe a half hour or so after we met in person, but I will say that she ended up being cool conversationThe establishment we were at closed early, so we called it a night then.
I went to my local dive afterwards, and managed to somewhat salvage the night. I ended up going home with a thirty something year old Sharon Stone look a like. Or did she just look like Sharon Stone because I was nearly a dozen drinks in
I've never done it before, but I'll probably start facetiming before dates. That and checking the ig is probably the only way to avoid shyt like this when it comes to online dating
Every shorty nowadays is a lash technician, do hair, “brand consultant”, “small business entrepreneur”![]()
“influencer”Lol facetime before meet ups unless the meet up is low effortI got cat fished brehs![]()
Lol. They went to some rinkydink trade school. Lol
