Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Ahadi]

you aren't finding a traditional wife on a dating app breh lol. Them bytches are for casual sex or at best a modern 50/50 relationship with a cool chick you get a long with.

Would you say all the younger joints below 25 are looking for help?

 

[Panther]

Would you say all the younger joints below 25 are looking for help?

They ALL want help, no matter the age

 

[Apollo Creed]

Would you say all the younger joints below 25 are looking for help?

What do you mean?

My logic is:
1. Any under 24 on a Dating app is socially awkward as 18-22 are college years, thus you should be around people and date within social circles and even hooking up should be on road trips and shyt meeting at parties. The exception to this rule is someone who didn't go to college and is working out of HS but if they remained in their home city I'd still argue they have social circles, unless they were in a toxic environment which still leads them to levels of social awkwardness and trauma.
2. 24-27 is the sweet spot (maybe expand to 23) because people will relocate for careers and want ways to meet people, the thing is she aint gonna be traditional if she is on the app. Doesn't mean you can't find a cool chick who will go 50/50 on things but podcast is frying brains by the second.
3.28 and over Burnt out and flooded with trauma. Best you can hope for is landing a chick who exited a long term relationship but still the trauma is likely there because if there wasn't she woulda stayed with that nikka/if he aint want her you start wondering what's up lol (is she not commitment material or she sucks at picking men which leads back to trauma).

IMO if you want "tradition" you should be in institutions founded on traditions not dating apps.

 

[Braman]

Dealing with a dreaded makeup ninja

I’ve already hit a few times but it’s always after we go out, so she’s got makeup on. And she always leaves that night or super early in the am.

So ffwd I’m returning a favor and picking her up from the airport. I ask her when do you land. Her: 4, but I’ll be ready for pickup at 4:30.

Ready for pickup?!? I just KNOW she gon land and go put on a whole face of makeup Geez man. I’m gone be so fukin pissed if she’s glammed up coming back from the fukking airport

 

[Ahadi]

Douvle

 

[Apollo Creed]

Dealing with a dreaded makeup ninja

I’ve already hit a few times but it’s always after we go out, so she’s got makeup on. And she always leaves that night or super early in the am.

So ffwd I’m returning a favor and picking her up from the airport. I ask her when do you land. Her: 4, but I’ll be ready for pickup at 4:30.

Ready for pickup?!? I just KNOW she gon land and go put on a whole face of makeup Geez man. I’m gone be so fukin pissed if she’s glammed up coming back from the fukking airport

ive had t shirts and pillow cases ruined from that clown mask shyt lol

 

[Ahadi]

Dealing with a dreaded makeup ninja

I’ve already hit a few times but it’s always after we go out, so she’s got makeup on. And she always leaves that night or super early in the am.

So ffwd I’m returning a favor and picking her up from the airport. I ask her when do you land. Her: 4, but I’ll be ready for pickup at 4:30.

Ready for pickup?!? I just KNOW she gon land and go put on a whole face of makeup Geez man. I’m gone be so fukin pissed if she’s glammed up coming back from the fukking airport

Does she really need it? Or she’s just addicted? is this her profession?

 

[The ADD]

Dealing with a dreaded makeup ninja

I’ve already hit a few times but it’s always after we go out, so she’s got makeup on. And she always leaves that night or super early in the am.

So ffwd I’m returning a favor and picking her up from the airport. I ask her when do you land. Her: 4, but I’ll be ready for pickup at 4:30.

Ready for pickup?!? I just KNOW she gon land and go put on a whole face of makeup Geez man. I’m gone be so fukin pissed if she’s glammed up coming back from the fukking airport

Seems like she’s saving you time waiting while she gets off the plane and to the pick-up area unless is a small airport

 

[Redwood]

The ex wants to “talk”

“Wont take long”

Why would you?

 

[DA_LURKA]

The ex wants to “talk”

“Wont take long”

Congratulations...

 

[Braman]

Seems like she’s saving you time waiting while she gets off the plane and to the pick-up area unless is a small airport

That’s what I’m hoping. But I didn’t really mention the back story. Ive FT’d her in the evening, she won’t answer but will call me back in 10 min looking ready for showtime on her couch ….she came over late night in sweats one time….with makeup on It’s reaching critical mass

 

[The ADD]

That’s what I’m hoping. But I didn’t really mention the back story. Ive FT’d her in the evening, she won’t answer but will call me back in 10 min looking ready for showtime on her couch ….she came over late night in sweats one time….with makeup on It’s reaching critical mass

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

you treat these bytches how they say they want to be treated and here's what they think about you. She seems like shes a 4 too.

I’ve been dating a guy who’s really great, but we’ve only been on 3 dates and I don’t really want to stop dating other people just yet, but I feel bad about that.​

TLDR: I (F25) have been on 3 dates with a guy (M30) who treats me like royalty. I like him a lot, although I don’t think it’s with the same fiery passion he feels towards me. I still want to keep dating other people for now, which I feel guilty about and I’m not sure if it’s a good decision.
I’m dating in the hopes of finding a life partner, although I’m not rushing into anything. This guy so far seems very kind, thoughtful, intelligent, organized, nurturing, honest, and hard working. He is quite modest and soft-spoken, but I think he is a really special person. I normally insist on splitting the bill on dates, but he is very adamant on paying for it himself and he takes me to very fancy restaurants I could never afford on my own. When I stayed over at his house, he woke me up with a breakfast he cooked himself. When he learned that I have to bike to visit him, he started sending me Ubers.
To be honest, I’m not totally head over heels for him yet. I’m attracted to him and I very much enjoy talking to him but I’m not getting the same fireworks that he is. For me those feelings sometimes don’t develop until I’ve known someone for a while. I can tend towards the “Avoidant” attachment style, but he’s been so respectful of my boundaries and need for space that I find myself not even really wanting the space and alone time that I originally requested. Of course, this is what I know of him after only three dates.
I was quite honestly suspicious of his generosity at first. I believe I ought to be self-sufficient, and I think that both partners ought to work equally hard to take care of each other. I’m always suspicious of men who treat me like a princess: sometimes it’s because they think I’m weak and sometimes they expect something in return that I’m not willing to give them. But it seems like neither of those are the case with him.
Mark is aware that I’m dating other people and that I have a policy where I don’t consider making things exclusive until I’ve known the person for three months or longer. I suspect he is a little sad about this, but he hasn’t said anything about it besides “okay! That’s alright with me, I hope we make it that far.” And he is also of course welcome to see other people, I’m not sure whether or not he is though.
Anyway, he makes me feel so safe and comfortable in my own skin. And he is so uniquely clever, curious, and kind. I feel bad for not treating him as well as he treats me. It’s only been three dates but I can’t help but wonder if continuing to date other people right now wouldn’t turn into a colossal mistake in the long term, even though I do still want to date around short term.

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

this bytch is trash



r/relationships•

New gf gave me an STD​

Imayilingualbay commented 4 days ago
You know, normally I would say that herpes is very common and it’s reasonable that she didn’t know, had she never shown symptoms. But her behavior about the blisters on her vulva is weird. It’s not something you’re just like “meh” with. I have herpes. Even if it was her first outbreak, I’d expect her to say something like “oh yeah I’ve been noticing I have some bumps down there as well.”
Having herpes isn’t shameful. It’s totally fine and not a big deal. Neither of you should feel ashamed for having it. But for goodness sake, if there are blisters on your genitals, respond to that for god’s sake.
But it seems like she’s either 1.) stupid and negligent about her own health if she wouldn’t think to go to the doctor about this or 2.) lying. Either reason is a good reason to dump her. But I think not dumping her would be understandable too.
At the same time, it’s not likely that you’ll have your first flare that soon after having sex with someone who’s contagious for HSV2. Normally it’ll be a while before you flare. Sometimes years. It’s kind of a big coincidence that your first flare coincided with one of her flares, potentially even her first.

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[Ahadi]

I wana get to know you better / feel you out = low interest / bush