Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DAlbert]

no looks matter, you'd be amazed at what different women are attracted to though

every women i've been with has always thought I was sexy, handsome etc. I just think im

i'm just saying i've seen some nikkas on campus with some bad bytches

not saying she isn't fukking some other nikka on the side tho


but lets be honest women tell any man she is trying to reel in that he is "sexy" and whatever else

 

[MaccabeanRebel]

I really could use some better openers brehs...this "hello my name is" tactic is stale. Give me some options brehs, dont wanna use ghostface lyrics..but i will if i have to

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Chick at work was so excited to see me and my dumbass didn't kno who she was so I gave her a head nod and kept it moving

Probably could've got her # if I stopped to talk

 

[Spades Of Aces]

this is what happaned to me

God damn breh! You went in on this woman! Lol. I mean, she wanted you back really bad but you threw her right back in the bushes, lol. Jokes aside, she must have did you really wrong, aside from not talking to you for six months for you to completely cut her off like that.

 

[Fatboi1]

breh the messed up thing is she teh one that just went cold and distant one day, I remember it like yesterday I called her she barely said anything then said she had to go and she will call me later, SHE NEVER DID. We were suppose to go to the states for the weekend ( i live in canada) she cancelled and her words "shes not happy". And that was it radio silence for like 6 months, my birthday came and went NOTHING, then she pops up and im supposed to be happy and excited and be your friend and all that, just because you look good and have a vagina? nah

Same shyt over here.
I was on the phone with this chick and she last hit me up Sept. 22nd from which she said she'll hit me back up. It's the 27th now

The shyt that makes it even worse is she pops up in my crib unannounced from time to time cuz my EX live here.

 

[MikelArteta]

God damn breh! You went in on this woman! Lol. I mean, she wanted you back really bad but you threw her right back in the bushes, lol. Jokes aside, she must have did you really wrong, aside from not talking to you for six months for you to completely cut her off like that.

im not a toy
if someone doesn't care to talk to me for 6 months you just cant pop up like everything is great.

aint even like i have ike 10 women im juggling etc., but i ain't a toy or a dusty old bible you take out when in need.

 

[MikelArteta]

i'm just saying i've seen some nikkas on campus with some bad bytches

not saying she isn't fukking some other nikka on the side tho


but lets be honest women tell any man she is trying to reel in that he is "sexy" and whatever else

to you they are flabby and sick
to them they aint

trust me some obese ugly ass women can think your ugly, yet some model can think your handsome

 

[The Frozen One]

So this cute chick added me on Instagram and we've been talking for 2 weeks now.. She's like the shy and reserved type and I'm taking it real slow with her.

But im just wondering.. How long am I supposed to take it slow for?

 

[DAlbert]

to you they are flabby and sick
to them they aint

trust me some obese ugly ass women can think your ugly, yet some model can think your handsome

No doubt a lot of its subjective, I prob should have gone into detail

 

[MikelArteta]

So this cute chick added me on Instagram and we've been talking for 2 weeks now.. She's like the shy and reserved type and I'm taking it real slow with her.

But im just wondering.. How long am I supposed to take it slow for?

there are no rules man
if a woman likes you it doesn't matter if you take it slow or fast

Just be yourself, all the rules and hesitation and games are useless

you take it slow when you want to take it fast sme other whose taking it fast comes in and you lose

 

[Beerus]

She was all up on me and somehow i fukked it up
L streak strong

PHUCKKK

 

[The Frozen One]

She was all up on me and somehow i fukked it up
L streak strong

PHUCKKK

She found someone better than you

 

[EQ.]

I really could use some better openers brehs...this "hello my name is" tactic is stale. Give me some options brehs, dont wanna use ghostface lyrics..but i will if i have to

Try this one instead.... " Hey, i'm * insert your name * what's you name ? * :ucme:

Seriously tho, no need to over think these kinds of things. Less is more breh. Just make sure you are clear and direct about your intentions.

 

[Beerus]

She found someone better than you

She was hittin me up everyday
Asked her out ON thursday she said she gon let me know this sat
Today she said she gotta do her homework and she was finna let me know tonight then I was like iight
So she like why don't we just go today. Mind you im already going to the gym after work so i was like man iono let me think about it ima check at what time the location closes and i'll let you know.
Let her know and she was like cool but "I might not be able to stay for all that long cuz i gotta get home and do my homework/reading" and dont want to cram all that shyt on sunday.
So she was like wouldn't be better to do it a day during the week or a weekend when I wont have that much of a course load.
So i was like cool friday? well she got school till 6:30 on fridays.


I was supposed to drop her off after work today(told her maybe maybe not), but since I assumed sunday was finna happen I came with my gym shyt and told her even before I asked her bout tommorow that I was going to stay a few hours later at work.

Since it Sunday not happening i said f it i'll leave at five instead she was like noo ima feel bad if im the reason u leave before(I know right there I showed some bytch ass neediness when I did not all that time she was on my case hitting me up in the morning throughout the day errrday and I think this is the reason that this L is coming either way)



I keep fukking up
Got L's from all races this year(black one, man her body is banging and she tall too )
shyt sucks

Just let me chuck this L up.......

please Oakland Raiders win tommorow don't make it worse for a nikka(800$ plus for my car bumper, got curved cmon Raiders just win) :mjcryoak:

 

[The Frozen One]

She was hittin me up everyday
Asked her out ON thursday she said she gon let me know this sat
Today she said she gotta do her homework and she was finna let me know tonight then I was like iight
So she like why don't we just go today. Mind you im already going to the gym after work so i was like man iono let me think about it ima check at what time the location closes and i'll let you know.
Let her know and she was like cool but "I might not be able to stay for all that long cuz i gotta get home and do my homework/reading" and dont want to cram all that shyt on sunday.
So she was like wouldn't be better to do it a day during the week or a weekend when I wont have that much of a course load.
So i was like cool friday? well she got school till 6:30 on fridays.


I was supposed to drop her off after work today(told her maybe maybe not), but since I assumed sunday was finna happen I came with my gym shyt and told her even before I asked her bout tommorow that I was going to stay a few hours later at work.

Since it Sunday not happening i said f it i'll leave at five instead she was like noo ima feel bad if im the reason u leave before(I know right there I showed some bytch ass neediness when I did not all that time she was on my case hitting me up in the morning throughout the day errrday and I think this is the reason that this L is coming either way)



I keep fukking up
Got L's from all races this year(black one, man her body is banging and she tall too )
shyt sucks

I feel you breh.. I went through the exact shyt a few weeks ago. Picked up a girl in the club...she text me non stop everyday.. We hang out once and she wants to meet again so when I tried to make plans to get her out again, she stops talking to me... I hav no idea Wtf I did...maybe it was a game to her or something or wanted to play with a nikkas feelings but from my end.. I thought I did everything right...The indicators were there she liked me and then just silence... I sent her another text to gauge her interest but even that didn't do much.

So I basically stopped chasing. It was her bday today.. She made a point of it so I can remember her bday but I'm not gonna simp anymore. I'm done with women's bullshyt.. I just gotta master the game..

shyt happens. Bottom line have other options. Im currently talking to two other girls. One digs me but she's a coworker and I got another one cooking through Instagram. If a girl wants me, I'm only a text away.