Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Fam I just find it ridiculous/sad/hilarious how you have to do the absolute opposite of what these girls say.

A girl says she wants her man to be romantic but then she will consider the breh a simp who she has control over :pachaha:

A girl wants to be the only girl a breh texts but if he doesn't receive any attention from females she won't be attracted to him :pachaha:

A girl says she wants stability in a relationship but then it's "I'm bored" :pachaha:

I've seen this before I'm not trolling. A girl says she wants a loyal breh but when she realizes he'd never cheat on her she starts stepping out cuz she got simp insurance :pachaha:










@EQ. Ima lock down my cinnamon apple and sign her to a 5 year contract fukk it. She not a sket like the rest :wow:
 

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Brah idk man she different kind of chick.

I could be singing a random 90s rap song in she will jump in on sync know the lyrics n all. Plus she so fly and got her own place and two jobs one two hours away so i know she could be doing anything out there but i could care less.

She so different from all the other bad chicks. She also smoke weed with me and fun to deal with. If she was not so small and skinny i swear she was a stripper that way so always done up.

Look brah this bytch got me catch up if i fukk i might fall in love with this hoe.

But nikka i can't just walk away i need to learn the hard way.

:mjcry: I know the feeling breh
 
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Man women..

that girl I posted about yesterday finally got a straight up answer.

She messages me randomly so I straight up asked her wtf she wants from me.

I told her I'm interested in her. And if she is too then let me know if not then we got nothing to talk about.

Her response was you're a nice guy and I like you... Then that was it..:yeshrug:
 

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Man women..

that girl I posted about yesterday finally got a straight up answer.

She messages me randomly so I straight up asked her wtf she wants from me.

I told her I'm interested in her. And if she is too then let me know if not then we got nothing to talk about.

Her response was you're a nice guy and I like you... Then that was it..:yeshrug:

she doesn't like you breh. :stopitslime:

she likes the attention you give her and doesn't want that to stop...which is why she tryna sooth your fears...just like @Emperor_ReinScarf always said. That is why i never ask questions like if they are feeling me/what they want from or tell them that i like them, cuz i know what the response will be...and 9 times outta 10, its all BS.

its sorta like a knee-jerk reaction. Besides, if you really have to ask if a girl is feeling you, chances are she ain't. Her actions gotta be congruent with her messages nikka.

fukk shorty and delete that number. :ufdup:
 

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Fam I just find it ridiculous/sad/hilarious how you have to do the absolute opposite of what these girls say.

A girl says she wants her man to be romantic but then she will consider the breh a simp who she has control over :pachaha:

A girl wants to be the only girl a breh texts but if he doesn't receive any attention from females she won't be attracted to him :pachaha:

A girl says she wants stability in a relationship but then it's "I'm bored" :pachaha:

I've seen this before I'm not trolling. A girl says she wants a loyal breh but when she realizes he'd never cheat on her she starts stepping out cuz she got simp insurance :pachaha:










@EQ. Ima lock down my cinnamon apple and sign her to a 5 year contract fukk it. She not a sket like the rest :wow:

thats why you have to find the rare woman who goes against the grain
 
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Breh I know she don't like me :pachaha:

Only a fool clueless idiot would think that wasn't bullshyt... That was some grade a bullshyt with barbecue sauce on top.

Like seriously of all the things you could say..."you're a nice guy " :mjlol:

Her actions are all over the place too.. Just before that conversation she messaged me saying she misses me... So that was the reason I asked Wtf she wants... Cause she sending me mixed signals..

She's like i didn't even know if you liked me like that... All I said is cool and forget we even had this conversation
 

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Breh I know she don't like me :pachaha:

Only a fool clueless idiot would think that wasn't bullshyt... That was some grade a bullshyt with barbecue sauce on top.

Like seriously of all the things you could say..."you're a nice guy " :mjlol:

Her actions are all over the place too.. Just before that conversation she messaged me saying she misses me... So that was the reason I asked Wtf she wants... Cause she sending me mixed signals..

She's like i didn't even know if you liked me like that... All I said is cool and forget we even had this conversation

CUT THESE FLAKY CHICKS OFF!!!!!!!!!

I just hopped on tinder for the hell of it today, in like 10 minutes i saw like 50 hot women that are single

:kony: i deleted right after

why the hell are you stressing over flaky ass chicks?

CUT THAT ISH OFF
 
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Breh I know she don't like me :pachaha:

Only a fool clueless idiot would think that wasn't bullshyt... That was some grade a bullshyt with barbecue sauce on top.

Like seriously of all the things you could say..."you're a nice guy " :mjlol:

Her actions are all over the place too.. Just before that conversation she messaged me saying she misses me... So that was the reason I asked Wtf she wants... Cause she sending me mixed signals..

She's like i didn't even know if you liked me like that... All I said is cool and forget we even had this conversation
CUT THESE FLAKY CHICKS OFF!!!!!!!!!

I just hopped on tinder for the hell of it today, in like 10 minutes i saw like 50 hot women that are single

:kony: i deleted right after

why the hell are you stressing over flaky ass chicks?

CUT THAT ISH OFF

I have no fukking idea breh :mjcry:

The funny thing is that im talking to a diff girl who is better than her in every single way... Except she's an immigrant and doesn't understand the dating culture so we don't hang out at all..I met her once and even that was painful to manage cause she was trying to hide it from her family :mjlol:.. Is all text / phone convos with her... Im trying to keep options open.
 

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I have no fukking idea breh :mjcry:

The funny thing is that im talking to a diff girl who is better than her in every single way... Except she's an immigrant and doesn't understand the dating culture so we don't hang out at all..I met her once and even that was painful to manage cause she was trying to hide it from her family :mjlol:.. Is all text / phone convos with her... Im trying to keep options open.


low key this may sound like a angry ramble or whatever But the dating system in this generation SUCKS.

As a man who doesn't cheat, a man who doesn't care to talk to 5 or 6 different women at the same time, a man who just wants loyalty and fidelity and a non attention whore without kids its :snoop:

I hate this ish. I hate even the thought running through hoops fighting off 100 other nikkaz just for the chance of coughing up money for a date, or being elevated to a "boyfriend".

yeah theres a bunch of beautiful women but they got 3 suitcases of emotional baggage, or a past slut life carrying hpv.

Its sad because if all i cared about was sex I'd honestly just go through backpage.

Screw my morals and my stupid heart for actually wanting something of substance that seems so unattainable.
 

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I shouldve listened to yall...

This girl is up n down like crazy when it comes to how she is with me...

Last weekend she was cuddled up with me on Fri & Sat.. Then throughout the week she was texting "I wanna Cuddle", stuff like that..

Then we made plans for Wed night----> she canceled them... It was whatever, shyt comes up n shes been cool for the most part..

SHE re schedules for Friday night... Well when I saw her at work I just said "Ill hit you up tonight" She said "I think Im free"

So an hour after work she text me "Ill chill with you some other time"



So I str8 up ask her what the deal is n she says she wont cancel plans anymore n she's been in a shytty mood..



She's suppose to kick it with me 2maro night... If not I think I might have to CUT her off...:mjcry:




**Its just blows me how one week shes on this soft sentimental gf type shyt with me.. Then the next week she's canceling plans with me n acting like a bytch**
 
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