Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[twan83]

Fellas

I remember i was having sex with this sexy ass female she was so SEXY i cant even forget what she look like

anyways i called her up at my barracks to chill aka blow her back out well i did and i was using a CONDOM but the fukker broke while i nutted so im over here like

This can't be life why did this brand new condom break fukking shyt sex was great she was cool as fukk and then this happened


ME: fukk my condom broke with my sperm
Her: its ok Twan i dont mind cuz we'll make some beautiful kids
ME:
HER: well you look and i look good its ok just think well be great parents
ME: You lost your damn mind. dont get me wrong your sexy and sex was on point but KIDS mom and dad i aint ready for no KIDS yet and i dont even know you like that
HER: well lets start getting to know each other DADDY
ME: na but you gotta go though i aint feeling this (in my mind i was think man she look good naked and i wanna do it again but RAW since i already fukked up why not enjoy it some more )


But i sent her out my room not in a disrespectful manner just said im not feeling this but ill call you later and she said ok but u better

The Conclusion

she didnt get pregnant thank god though but she did have dough she was a upcoming cosmetic owner not sure if she blew up in Japan though since this is where it happened

moral of the story: when your condom breaks with your sperm and they talk like this THEY ARE TRYING TO TRAP YOUR ASS NO JOKE

 

[twan83]

On a side note:

Having sex on the first date is fine by me

but when a female starts talking like i usually dont this shyt (ITS A RED FLAG THEY LYING)

she usually does and my thing is this i dont care if you do to be honest thats just me but STFU SERIOUSLY

I aint looking at you at some kind of hoe or slut IMO

im looking at you as hey you feeling me im feeling you chemistry is good
LET'S GET IT ON

now i know some of yall dont get down like that or agree with me which is cool but if a female starts talking like that SHE IS LYING TO YOUR ASS especially if your that type of guy who dont like females like that so just a heads up

 

[winb83]

womnen love mentioning thier ex, he was such a a$$hole

but you slept with him right?

its called backwards rationalization where in a person does something they want to do that doesn't agree with their self image then after the fact rationalizes a reason why they did it.

women are masters of this and other techniques of self deception.

 

[winb83]

On a side note:

Having sex on the first date is fine by me

but when a female starts talking like i usually dont this shyt (ITS A RED FLAG THEY LYING)

she usually does and my thing is this i dont care if you do to be honest thats just me but STFU SERIOUSLY

I aint looking at you at some kind of hoe or slut IMO

im looking at you as hey you feeling me im feeling you chemistry is good
LET'S GET IT ON

now i know some of yall dont get down like that or agree with me which is cool but if a female starts talking like that SHE IS LYING TO YOUR ASS especially if your that type of guy who dont like females like that so just a heads up

the convo usually goes down like this for me i've developed a whole line to break through those defenses if she gives me the i don't want you to think i'm a hoe line:

her: I can't i don't want you to think i'm a hoe
me: are you a hoe?
her: of course not
me: then why would i think you were one? on top of that if you honestly wanted to do it and you let what you think i think stop you from doing what you wanna do then you're worse than a hoe because at least a hoe lives on their own terms while you can't even do that. at the end of it all sex is just an activity that two people who wanna do it come together and do. if you wanted to go to dinner on the first date and i invited you would you decline because i might think you're a hoe? going to dinner is just another activity like sex is you're making a big deal outta nothing.

usually though you don't have to say all that you just keep advancing physically until the token resistance falls. women are so sexually repressed that they feel the need to put up that bs resistance to make themselves feel better.

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

the convo usually goes down like this for me i've developed a whole line to break through those defenses if she gives me the i don't want you to think i'm a hoe line:

her: I can't i don't want you to think i'm a hoe
me: are you a hoe?
her: of course not
me: then why would i think you were one? on top of that if you honestly wanted to do it and you let what you think i think stop you from doing what you wanna do then you're worse than a hoe because at least a hoe lives on their own terms while you can't even do that. at the end of it all sex is just an activity that two people who wanna do it come together and do. if you wanted to go to dinner on the first date and i invited you would you decline because i might think you're a hoe? going to dinner is just another activity like sex is you're making a big deal outta nothing.

usually though you don't have to say all that you just keep advancing physically until the token resistance falls. women are so sexually repressed that they feel the need to put up that bs resistance to make themselves feel better.

You just got to follow a girl's body language to see if she trying to smash. Is she saying " I don't do stuff like this" or "I'm not a hoe or easy" but she keeps letting you kiss her or feel up on her without any problems and advancing.....SHE IS A EASY SMASH! A chic who is not trying to have sex would push you off or cause a scene if she is not trying to get down.

Also, if a chic is talking about money issues or being lonely (friends moving or taking care of their kids, new in town, doesn't have kids, etc) early while you are with her....she is trying to trap for companionship, money, kid or all of the above. This bra that I knew for only for a month why trying to get me to hit it raw. . When I kicked it with her for a second date, she start complaining about her hours being cut from her job and being tight on funds after I smashed. Third date, she wanted the raw boy inside her. Told her ass that I was going to wear a condom, handle my business and bounce. Deleted her number from my phone afterwards.

Be careful my fellas, these women out here are crazy!

 

[sixsixtwo]

 

[sixsixtwo]

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[Sharp]

The Feminist Movement.

Brief history... the feminist movement is an attempt by women to be equal to men on all levels. Behind the feminist movement is the lesbian movement. A majority of the leading feminist are lesbians.

As a man, why would you want a woman who wants to usurp your role in a relationship?

You can spot a feminist by her actions and her conversations. Some are more open with it than others, those are the ones that it is displayed in her actions.

1. She's always complaining about men in the sense that she feels that without a woman they wouldn't be able to function.

2. Women who don't want kids or to become married are usually feminists. Why else would you reject something that is feminine in nature?

3. Women who are more focused on their careers than taking care of home.

4. Women who want to be in control of the finances in the relationship or keep hers completely separate from yours.

5. Women who are highly outspoken and are quick to tell you what your role as a man is

6. Women who will get in your face and physically confront you at times where they are not faced with any physical danger.

These are negative traits and a relationship with a woman who demonstrates these behaviors will not thrive. She won't come out and say it, but she wants to emasculate you, turn you into a simp, and then leave you for not being the strong masculine man that you once were (after she broke you down) or if she does stay, you will be the woman and she will be the man. Tell her to kick rocks ASAP because she can't be rehabilitated. This is the only way she knows how to conduct herself with men. Sad. Sad, indeed.

 

[winb83]

i've learned that once you open your eyes to the dynamics that's going on between men and women and start pointing or calling it out people will get upset and start throwing labels at you. bitter, Misogynist, homo whatever they can.

its funny because in the years as a simp there were no labels thrown other than the people who also wised up about this stuff calling me a simp.

i guess its all about playing into the role society wants you to play in. when you live in bondage to a woman and children by getting married and having kids and working a 9-5 to provide for them until you can retire then die shortly there after you're an adult but when you say no to marriage, no to relationships, no to servitude, and decide to live for yourself and not have kids you're a man child, bitter, misogynist, or whatever they can throw.

 

[jalamanta]

Quick little gems from feelosofers:

Friedrich Nietzsche stated that every higher form of civilization implied stricter controls on women (Beyond Good and Evil, 7:238). He is known to have said "Women are less than shallow," and "Are you going to women? Do not forget the whip!"

"Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies." Arthur Schopenhauer

And finally some ether by breh Otto:

Otto Weininger has been accused of misogyny in his book Sex and Character, in which he characterizes the "woman" part of each individual as being essentially "nothing," and having no real existence, having no effective consciousness or rationality.

 

[T-K-G]

2. Women who don't want kids or to become married are usually feminists. Why else would you reject something that is feminine in nature?


4. Women who want to be in control of the finances in the relationship or keep hers completely separate from yours.

2.If I dont want to get married, i'm not going out of my way to look for a chick who does want to be married just because it's "feminine" in nature, why am i gonna look for someone who i disagree with on something like that, just to flex my authority as the man? bytches who dont care for marriage exist and they aren't all feminists

4. If a bytch wanna keep her money completely separate from me, then imma keep mine completely separate from hers, there are bytches who are fine with this arrangement and i've work, all depends on the personalities involved.

 

[Sharp]

2.If I dont want to get married, i'm not going out of my way to look for a chick who does want to be married just because it's "feminine" in nature, why am i gonna look for someone who i disagree with on something like that, just to flex my authority as the man? bytches who dont care for marriage exist and they aren't all feminists

4. If a bytch wanna keep her money completely separate from me, then imma keep mine completely separate from hers, there are bytches who are fine with this arrangement and i've work, all depends on the personalities involved.

If it works for you, then that's great. It still doesn't change the fact that she exhibits feminist behaviors.

At this point I don't want any more kids neither, but if I meet a chick with no kids that doesn't want any kids that is a red flag. If she has kids and doesn't want any more that's different.

Same thing with marriage, a chick who has never been married and doesn't want to get married more than likely believes that either A) dudes don't want to marry her and she accepted it or B) she refuses to accept the submissive role that marriage has in store for her.

The signs are obvious. What may look like a blessing will be a curse. No matter how compatible to your ideals you might think she is, feminism caters to no man.

 

[sixsixtwo]

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

It's funny when they get all intricate with the details on why they cant link up. "Oh I cant tonight, I have to work a double shift tomorrow and my car has been acting up. All Honda Civics manufactured after 2009 and with a VIN ending in an even number, have transmission problems and I dont want to drive it tonight to risk it." lol Just tell me you're busy. I wouldnt have texted her back after that. lol

Yeah... Any woman who as multiple doods hollering will say that.

How u respond determines whether ur he one she gonna be choosin or not.

(or she just playing hard to get... Same rules still apply. The nature of tact and assertion is so damn pivotal)

What it boils down to... Is that every woman whos been thru enough dates n relationships ultimately want a guy who has it down (smooth and casual w his execution).

If life was an elevator, get in that unit w her but dont let her press the button. You take control and harness the role of the smooth operator.

You execute that w finesse n youll find yourself going the same floor shes in...

And gracefully walking back to the same room that her keys open.

(that my friends... Is where u puts it diddown n represent, cuz u know its gon get back to her sisters, colleagues, mail lady and the inquisitive front desk receptionist chick - n the next time they see u w her? They gon glance w a smirk cuz they knw damn well how u does it).

They say the game is to sold n not to be told.

The way i perceive it.


The game has got to be played...


Cuz thats the only way u gon get laid.


Umph.


.

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

So i got a girls number a couple of weeks ago at my friends bachelor party(we were all destroyed and went out to a pub). I was really attracted to this girl but i haven't called or texted her in the two weeks since i got her number. Have a waited to long? Should i just delete or is it worth a shot?


I was thinking of inviting her out on some friendly shyt when me and my friends get together.