Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[hoodheronova]

@Asantehene where the hoes at breh?

 

[Ohene]

@Asantehene where the hoes at breh?

meeeeeeeeh

this one chick is for the most part where most of my attn is focused on. these two older chicks ive been tryna talk to are actin funny

you tell me where the hoes at

 

[Mr210]

He better drop pics of said chick when things go sour...congrats nonetheless

 

[hoodheronova]

meeeeeeeeh

this one chick is for the most part where most of my attn is focused on. these two older chicks ive been tryna talk to are actin funny

you tell me where the hoes at

My man
shiii I got some numbers I gotta hit up this week. Hopefully they pan out family

 

[Ohene]

My man
shiii I got some numbers I gotta hit up this week. Hopefully they pan out family

i know that feel breh..

maybe i should hit this chick up i met a couple months ago. I was hoping shed hit me up cause i was starting most of the convos but its been a month and she still hasnt. She was givin me play and seemed nice but i cant be bothered to put in work nowadays . fukk it...i aint hitting her up

 

[hoodheronova]

i know that feel breh..

maybe i should hit this chick up i met a couple months ago. I was hoping shed hit me up cause i was starting most of the convos but its been a month and she still hasnt. She was givin me play and seemed nice but i cant be bothered to put in work nowadays . fukk it...i aint hitting her up

that broad getting her atoms smashed b. If you hit her up be straight up with a date and time to chill. If that broad flake then cut her off for good. Meanwhile you got ya other females to keep you from running on E

 

[Ohene]

that broad getting her atoms smashed b. If you hit her up be straight up with a date and time to chill. If that broad flake then cut her off for good. Meanwhile you got ya other females to keep you from running on E

we live kinda far from one another...but work in the same city. last time we spoke was a day we were supposed to grab lunch but we decided not to because of the distance shed have to travel by bus. Said shed be down to have lunch in the city whenever though.

so flaking wont be an issue...

i aint had p*ssy in two months though...just head so now that you mention it i'm tempted just dont really have anything to say to her really. I'm used to already having smashed or at least been at the chick crib by now. meh...ill stay put for now

 

[hoodheronova]

we live kinda far from one another...but work in the same city. last time we spoke was a day we were supposed to grab lunch but we decided not to because of the distance shed have to travel by bus. Said shed be down to have lunch in the city whenever though.

so flaking wont be an issue...

i aint had p*ssy in two months though...just head so now that you mention it i'm tempted just dont really have anything to say to her really. I'm used to already having smashed or at least been at the chick crib by now. meh...ill stay put for now

conversation is easy breh.
1) whatz good ma I aint talk to you in a minute, I'm tryna to see whats up
2) How work/school/whatever?
3) The fam still doing the same shyt?
3) So whats knew with you?
4) then as the convo going hit her with the abc's
a) when she says something say "hmm interesting"
b) she say some otha shyt and you repeat "hmmm interesting"
c) then she say a third thing and you ask a question from that
5) once you do that 2-3 times say "iight I don't want to keep you long. But I'm tryna get up with you this Thursday at 8pm"
6) she wit it then commence to make plans. She flake hang up on her

Shyt takes 5 mins tops. Get to it breh breh

 

[Ohene]

conversation is easy breh.
1) whatz good ma I aint talk to you in a minute, I'm tryna to see whats up
2) How work/school/whatever?
3) The fam still doing the same shyt?
3) So whats knew with you?
4) then as the convo going hit her with the abc's
a) when she says something say "hmm interesting"
b) she say some otha shyt and you repeat "hmmm interesting"
c) then she say a third thing and you ask a question from that
5) once you do that 2-3 times say "iight I don't want to keep you long. But I'm tryna get up with you this Thursday at 8pm"
6) she wit it then commence to make plans. She flake hang up on her

Shyt takes 5 mins tops. Get to it breh breh

its not that i dont know what to say...i just dont have anything to say as in i dont care lol
maybe later this week i'll try a ting when i'm bored

as for right now...i'm waiting for this Eritrean chick to reply to my text

 

[DarkHorse23]

Sohh... I had my date with the chick that is 5'9 very thick big t*ts and ass... and I'm 5'5 160lbs soak and wet

We met off tinder, pretty chill person when we text. Long story short, she's pawg/bbw status, 36 years old, and by that - she looks her age. I would say she is a strong 7 weak 8 out of a score of 10. Very VARY fukkable though She has big BIG ASS TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!! Like a DD or an E (maybe even bigger)

So anyways, we meet up in by her city, a good hour and 15 minutes me So i text her and said that I just to to the restaurant. She was already there waiting on me. Good thing is, she looks just like her Tinder profile pic, so not bad. I sit down across from her and I can already tell she is way taller than me The restaurant is all white people in there save one other interracial couple, an older sister having dinner with a white boy. He scooped him one. Anyways... back to her and I

So we talk small talk and everything picked up as usual, nothing strange and nothing out of the ordinary. I exhibited a lot of confidence because I didn't want my size to make me a handicap in the situation. She don't know who she fukking with at this point. So we order our food and I picked up the tab, no issues. I will say that she held the best convo that I had with any female in a good while. Very intelligent, considerate and down to earth. There was a thread earlier about this facebook simpe talking about paying her groceries and babsitter if you want to take her out. The date I was on had to get a babysitter. So I was going to test the waters on this one:

Me: Hey, since you are with me, let me pick up the baby sitter tab too
Her: ....
Her: Thanks, but it's okay. I want to be with you and its not even an issue. Plus, your cute
Me:
Me: (Me thinknig to myself "She passed the test" )

Me: Alright, cool. No worries then.

The whole time I'm looking at her breast because she was wearing a low cut shirt and I'm like
I mean her tiddy meats were exquisite, just milky white goodness, i'd be lying if I didn't want to rip her top off and suck all over em'.

Anyways, we eat drink and talk and laugh, we have very good chemistry. So, I suggested we go bowling and she was down for that. So we get up and mind you she was a few inches taller than me. Again, I'm 5'5 and she's 5'9

So we both look at each other and I was thinking in my head "I'm gonna tackle this bytch"

Me: You should have worn high heels baby girl

Her: ... You serious?

Me: Damn straight (i start to laugh)

Her: Wow, you really are nutsand confident

So I walk her to her car and we both leave to go to the bowling alley.

So we get, I buy use a few alcohol drinks of a variety kind just to taste test. We grab our shoes and the guy at the counter says lane 33. Now, we are in Lexington, SC - nothing BUT CACS everywhere!!!!!!!!!

So we walk to our lane and we are sandwhiched in between two parties of George W. Bush and Donald Trump Fans, I'm pretty sure they had their white hoods somewhere. So I'm like I may have to scrap my way out of here, maybe even lynched because I'm with this big titty big ass'd pawg.

So, I didn't sweat it. We sit down and I start pluggin away that the bowling machine and I put our names down. The guy next to me, is straight up KKK and he's lookin at me like
Me; What's up breh?
Him: He gets up and leaves.

Her and I bowl for the rest of the night, laughing and having a good time The people between us are looking at her like

She kicked my ass, 4-1. I only won 1 game and that was the only game i cracked over a hunned with

So we get done because her hand started to hurt. We go up to the booths and order more drinks. As we are walking past the conession stands, all these nikkas started to come in looking my girl like
All these brehs are bigger than me too, like 6'1 and shyt so I'm like Now I think I have to fight with brehs. So as we approach the session stand, the group was in our way. I didn't say anything, but one of the other breh's was telling his friend to move out the way and grabbed him by the army to make room for me and my girl to get through. nikkas split like it was the red sea. They was cool, so no beef.

We get our drinks and talk the rest of the night, baby girl was all rubbing my hands and shyt as we were talking she legitimately was feeling ya boy. We talked about family, her life here, past relationships, my current relationship with my ex-wife (that'll be a new thread coming soon on the L's I took from that bytch).

We left the bowing alley when last call was done. I walk her to her car and we hugged.
Her: God, you smell so good What is it?
Me: I don't remember what I used lol

We part ways. On my way home, she texts me "Call me so that I know you made it safe back home".
Me:

I get home and do just that. We talked for like a minute or so and called it a night on the phone. It was around 230AM.

I received a text from her this morning saying

Her "I had such an awesome time with you. You want to do karaoke with me soon?" You know, most people put on a front when they date online and when you meet them in person they are totally different. You weren't like that and I can tell you are a real down to earth man.

Me: yeah, but I need to get something to drink first before i embarass myself. Thanks for the compliment. I'm just a low key kind of guy. No reason being fake.

Her: oh yeah, that is gonna happen for sure i'm gonna take the weekend off so "we" can sleep off the hangover

Me; "We"

her: yes, you ain't driving home drunk
Me: Okay, I'm down with that. You mind if I take a shower over there?

Her:

Overall guys, it was a great night. She's not the first time I had a dated someone taller, last chick was 5'7 that was wearing platform wedges

I'm 5'5. I once went a date with a black woman that was 5'10

 

[RealAssanova]

its not that i dont know what to say...i just dont have anything to say as in i dont care lol
maybe later this week i'll try a ting when i'm bored

as for right now...i'm waiting for this Eritrean chick to reply to my text

you finally bagged an east-african?

i think they the worst though when it comes to games....but keep me posted fam and good luck.

 

[Ohene]

you finally bagged an east-african?

i think they the worst though when it comes to games....but keep me posted fam and good luck.

she's older and was skeptical when i met her...said she felt like a cougar lol.

did a google of her...and found that she graduated from law school and is a professor currently or some shyt so i'm not expecting much. not that shes outta my league...but she's probably very busy. she seemed cool though so i wont sweat it. aint even about tryna fukk...sometimes a nikka gets tired of eating lunch alone or with men and wants to network

 

[Ohene]

brehssss i need the summer to come man

tired of seeing my girls in jeans and shyt. i need to see that thigh meat sizzle under the sun

 

[RealAssanova]

she's older and was skeptical when i met her...said she felt like a cougar lol.

did a google of her...and found that she graduated from law school and is a professor currently or some shyt so i'm not expecting much. not that shes outta my league...but she's probably very busy. she seemed cool though so i wont sweat it. aint even about tryna fukk...sometimes a nikka gets tired of eating lunch alone or with men and wants to network

eritrean women are sexy as fukk fam. I can only imagine the body must've been

did you meet her on the streets?

tbh....i think somali would be easier to deal with. They seem to have a vendetta against us somali guys. I met one off tinder and she told me she don't fukk with somali nikkaz and said i'm her first in a really long time.

 

[Ohene]

eritrean women are sexy as fukk fam. I can only imagine the body must've been

did you meet her on the streets?

tbh....i think somali would be easier to deal with. They seem to have a vendetta against us somali guys. I met one off tinder and she told me she don't fukk with somali nikkaz and said i'm her first in a really long time.

brooooooooooooooooooo

i was getting off the subway going southbound on my way to work and saw she was getting off the subway going northbound at dundas station across the tracks.

the thickness was MAJOR

lately i have had bad luck bagging new chicks...lots of em have bfs or play games plus im probably not as aggressive cause of this nigerian chick i'm seeing. anyways i said fukk this i gotta talk to this girl so quickly exited the station and saw her entering a starbucks. i said fukk it i got time to kill so i waited in the cut a cpl minutes and when she left i hollaed

i'm not surprised she was older cause she had a bit of that extra mass on her girls get once they get in their careers. but man she looked thick and was in a nice black/white dress . that ass. east africans got the hip to waist ratio on smash