Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[The Mad Titan]

5"6. Caramel skinned. Nice complexion. Ass is crazy (not gone lie). Really nice teeth.

Picture Zoe Saldana. That's her twin.

So basically you'd fool around with her.


You don't want to be her friend you thinks she's sexy and want to ogle over her.


If given the can you'd probably fool around.



That's why this is hard, otherwise you'd go out, yall'd laugh you'd her her with a gurrlllllll get her number and then hit her up later on to go out and do something.


But since you actually think she's hot your like



If you really just trying to be her friend, I dont see what the problem could possible be, she's a chick your a chick yall got stuff in common you pretty much got a free pass to hit her up and call her up about whatever whenever.

Just dont be awkwardly staring at her ass.

 

[NeilCartwright]

-Met a girl at the club. Danced for a couple hours, exchanged numbers etc. Come to find out she has a 3 yr old son. I was like w/eim in town for work and tryna vibe and hookup. I say we should linkup during the weekend and she stops responding.

-Had a girl back home I was talking to. I've been gone for about 8 weeks this summer for work and we've still been keeping in touch..I hit her up for her bday yesterday and she sounded distant

Things were going well with these women back home until I had to come to Texas for workim only 22 but I think I'm ready for another relationship. The military is rough on my dating life right now

 

[TRUEST]

-Met a girl at the club. Danced for a couple hours, exchanged numbers etc. Come to find out she has a 3 yr old son. I was like w/eim in town for work and tryna vibe and hookup. I say we should linkup during the weekend and she stops responding.

-Had a girl back home I was talking to. I've been gone for about 8 weeks this summer for work and we've still been keeping in touch..I hit her up for her bday yesterday and she sounded distant

Things were going well with these women back home until I had to come to Texas for workim only 22 but I think I'm ready for another relationship. The military is rough on my dating life right now

why didn't u fucck her that night?? did u try?

 

[Redwood]

Has anyone given up the dating game? I haven't been on a date in about 2 years or longer (I forgot) but even so i feel like i haven't been missing out. I haven't met anyone in my life who i can even see being GF or wife material imo and i'm almost 27. I know most cats are like "You need women in life to help you blah blah blah" but i could careless. Taking women out on dates, trying to figure out if she's attracted to you, buying them shyt, meeting her friends/fam is boring to me tbh Maybe i'm one of the few who enjoys doing things by myself all the time, idk. I find bars, clubs, parties are boring as well and it's not like i'm depressed, they just don't do anything for me and are time wasting activities

To be honest, the only thing most men care about is getting some ass. All the other tangibles are completely ignored.

 

[FukYaFeelings]

I told y'all I met the shawty at hooters and got her number last Friday. Well it ain't even been a week and her number blocked already.



Met her Friday night and gave her a ride home that night. We talked and exchanged numbers when I dropped her off. She said she get off at 5 tomorrow and we can go bowling or some shyt. I said aight cool. But I wasn't tryna spend money on a girl I just met so I said lets go to this beach/park type place and walk around.

Picked her up from work st 5 the next day and dropped her off so she can change. So we went to the beach and we was talking, everything was cool. Then this nikka walked by and she said that was her exs brother and they said hi.

So we talked about our past relationships and I was just like "shyt my last girl was crazy and it was a bunch of drama. So hopefully you ain't crazy or ur ex ain't crazy cuz I ain't got time "

15 minutes later I see this nikka speed walking up to us and she say omg that's my ex. I'm like this shyt on the first "date"?

So this nikka came up, and was like you lying to me? She said what are you doing here I ain't lying about nothing. Then I was sitting there laughing cuz it was funny. Then he turned to me asking what was funny I said nothing. Then he said "real shyt breh I ain't coming for you but is y'all talking

I said "nikka I known her for 2 days" then he walk off. And she sitting there saying "omg sorry that's so embarrassing "

I said "it's cool, what y'all got going on is between y'all" then we leave and I drop her off and she say "hopefully you still text me back."

I said " if you hit me up aight "


Later that day she sent me a text saying "you really cool and funny and I wanna hang out again. That's just my crazy ex none else" I said aight whatever it's cool.

Fast forward 2 days later. We texting and talking on the phone occasionally, nothing deep. Then one day she randomly text me "do u like me?"

I'm looking at the text like

I ain't known this girl for even a week yet. And that's some middle school shyt. If I'm hanging out with u and spending time with you then obviously I feel some way towards you.

So I reply back saying "I think you cool and cute but ion know you" and she replied back saying "ok just wondering."

I texted her back asking "that was outta no where why u wondering?" And she ain't text back.

So I called her like 4 hours later and she ain't answer. Then she texted me back 2 minutes later saying "I'm with my bf we back together" I'm like

So I deleted the message thread and texted her back like 3 hours later saying "oh fr, wish y'all the best"

Then this bytch texted me back like 4 hours later at 2am saying "don't text me I'm not interested in u and it makes my boyfriend mad." So I left her on read and blocked her number.

I ain't hurt or nothing cuz I ain't even known her for a week but I'm like tf these hoes crazy . Yesterday we was riding around and she was saying how funny I am and showing me the 5 pages of text her was texting her...and I'm like "you must got some good puzzy, why he so crazy over you" and she just laughed.

So yea charge to the game. I ain't got time for no crazy ass ex and I ain't even hit it

 

[Organic Trees]

I don't know why I keep trying with this woman

 

[FukYaFeelings]

I don't know why I keep trying with this woman

What happen breh

 

[Organic Trees]

What happen breh

Few weeks back me and my girl fell out because she felt like I wasn't putting in the effort. She thought since I didn't text back quick or call first that I didn't give af about her which wasn't true since I'm a busy guy trying to get my life together. So I decided to tell her I was sorry for making her feel that way. Breh... she got on face book and destroyed me with a meme that said fukk your apology. I hate that bish but I love her

 

[FukYaFeelings]

Few weeks back me and my girl fell out because she felt like I wasn't putting in the effort. She thought since I didn't text back quick or call first that I didn't give af about her which wasn't true since I'm a busy guy trying to get my life together. So I decided to tell her I was sorry for making her feel that way. Breh... she got on face book and destroyed me with a meme that said fukk your apology. I hate that bish but I love her

She prolly still in her feelings, or maybe she really did say fukk ur apology idk. My last girl was like that so fukkin petty. Hate her ass but love her. But fukk shyt shouldn't be so difficult.

 

[TRUEST]

I told y'all I met the shawty at hooters and got her number last Friday. Well it ain't even been a week and her number blocked already.



Met her Friday night and gave her a ride home that night. We talked and exchanged numbers when I dropped her off. She said she get off at 5 tomorrow and we can go bowling or some shyt. I said aight cool. But I wasn't tryna spend money on a girl I just met so I said lets go to this beach/park type place and walk around.

Picked her up from work st 5 the next day and dropped her off so she can change. So we went to the beach and we was talking, everything was cool. Then this nikka walked by and she said that was her exs brother and they said hi.

So we talked about our past relationships and I was just like "shyt my last girl was crazy and it was a bunch of drama. So hopefully you ain't crazy or ur ex ain't crazy cuz I ain't got time "

15 minutes later I see this nikka speed walking up to us and she say omg that's my ex. I'm like this shyt on the first "date"?

So this nikka came up, and was like you lying to me? She said what are you doing here I ain't lying about nothing. Then I was sitting there laughing cuz it was funny. Then he turned to me asking what was funny I said nothing. Then he said "real shyt breh I ain't coming for you but is y'all talking

I said "nikka I known her for 2 days" then he walk off. And she sitting there saying "omg sorry that's so embarrassing "

I said "it's cool, what y'all got going on is between y'all" then we leave and I drop her off and she say "hopefully you still text me back."

I said " if you hit me up aight "


Later that day she sent me a text saying "you really cool and funny and I wanna hang out again. That's just my crazy ex none else" I said aight whatever it's cool.

Fast forward 2 days later. We texting and talking on the phone occasionally, nothing deep. Then one day she randomly text me "do u like me?"

I'm looking at the text like

I ain't known this girl for even a week yet. And that's some middle school shyt. If I'm hanging out with u and spending time with you then obviously I feel some way towards you.

So I reply back saying "I think you cool and cute but ion know you" and she replied back saying "ok just wondering."

I texted her back asking "that was outta no where why u wondering?" And she ain't text back.

So I called her like 4 hours later and she ain't answer. Then she texted me back 2 minutes later saying "I'm with my bf we back together" I'm like

So I deleted the message thread and texted her back like 3 hours later saying "oh fr, wish y'all the best"

Then this bytch texted me back like 4 hours later at 2am saying "don't text me I'm not interested in u and it makes my boyfriend mad." So I left her on read and blocked her number.

I ain't hurt or nothing cuz I ain't even known her for a week but I'm like tf these hoes crazy . Yesterday we was riding around and she was saying how funny I am and showing me the 5 pages of text her was texting her...and I'm like "you must got some good puzzy, why he so crazy over you" and she just laughed.

So yea charge to the game. I ain't got time for no crazy ass ex and I ain't even hit it

wtf?? i lowkey got irritated reading this. why u didn't fucck this chick within the first 2 days yall hang out is just baffling to me.
but i guess some people just dont have that instinct. it is what it is. you'll learn soon enough. i'll presume u have to be under 23/24

 

[FukYaFeelings]

wtf?? i lowkey got irritated reading this. why u didn't fucck this chick within the first 2 days yall hang out is just baffling to me.
but i guess some people just dont have that instinct. it is what it is. you'll learn soon enough. i'll presume u have to be under 23/24

Cuz she live with her parents and I'm staying with my aunt.

Y'all nikkas man. And nikka I want a relationship in tired of fukking hoes I needa good girl. Any girl I ever fukked in the first few days or week won't shyt

 

[TRUEST]

Cuz she live with her parents and I'm staying with my aunt.

Y'all nikkas man. And nikka I want a relationship in tired of fukking hoes I needa good girl. Any girl I ever fukked in the first few days or week won't shyt

just cause u "chose" not to fucck her within 2 days, and u ended up fuccking her after 2 months, doesn't mean she wouldn't or hasn't given it up fast in the past.

its better to know who ur dealing with by TRYING/TESTING than to have these silly fantasies floating around in ur head about a happily ever after with the wrong woman.

and by judging from ur post, u are hurt by her getting back with her ex. thats what u get for dragging ur damn feet. wtf. yeah, she may have gotten back with him regardless of if u fuccked her, but still, at least, u would have gotten something out of it.

there's a difference being passive and being a aggressive. ur definitely not aggressive.

how do i know? one, the fact that u didn't have the testicular fortitude to handle this girl the way a woman needs to be handled. second, when u laughed and ol boy had the nerve to ask u what u laughing about, u responded timidly on some "ohhhh nothing". if u gon be bold enough to disrespectfully laugh at someone, u should be bold enough to own up to why ur laughing at them and let the chips fall where they may...u getting ur ass whooped.

if u take nothing else out of what i said, take this: man the fucck up.

 

[FukYaFeelings]

just cause u "chose" not to fucck her within 2 days, and u ended up fuccking her after 2 months, doesn't mean she wouldn't or hasn't given it up fast in the past.

its better to know who ur dealing with by TRYING/TESTING than to have these silly fantasies floating around in ur head about a happily ever after with the wrong woman.

and by judging from ur post, u are hurt by her getting back with her ex. thats what u get for dragging ur damn feet. wtf. yeah, she may have gotten back with him regardless of if u fuccked her, but still, at least, u would have gotten something out of it.

there's a difference being passive and being a aggressive. ur definitely not aggressive.

how do i know? one, the fact that u didn't have the testicular fortitude to handle this girl the way a woman needs to be handled. second, when u laughed and ol boy had the nerve to ask u what u laughing about, u responded timidly on some "ohhhh nothing". if u gon be bold enough to disrespectfully laugh at someone, u should be bold enough to own up to why ur laughing at them and let the chips fall where they may...u getting ur ass whooped.

if u take nothing else out of what i said, take this: man the fucck up.

Nikka shut the fukk up

I ain't known this bytch for a week yet. I ain't hurt, I'm just like wtf? She showing me text and all these calls from different numbers from her ex tryna make him look crazy. But then y'all back together?


I've been with girls that got back with their ex but I known them longer so shyt actually hurt. Which is why I ain't finna deal with no crazy bytch again unless I'm just fukking.

Gotten something out of it? Nikka I can still fukk her she Been calling me from a blocked number wondering why she blocked.

But I ain't tryna be a side nikka or her main nikka. So I might hit her up down the road

 

[TRUEST]

Nikka shut the fukk up

I ain't known this bytch for a week yet. I ain't hurt, I'm just like wtf? She showing me text and all these calls from different numbers from her ex tryna make him look crazy. But then y'all back together?


I've been with girls that got back with their ex but I known them longer so shyt actually hurt. Which is why I ain't finna deal with no crazy bytch again unless I'm just fukking.

Gotten something out of it? Nikka I can still fukk her she Been calling me from a blocked number wondering why she blocked.

But I ain't tryna be a side nikka or her main nikka. So I might hit her up down the road

u should have said that to ol boy. not some internet dude named truest. see, again, u need to man the fucck up. dont worry though, stick around long enough here. i'll make a man out of u.

 

[FukYaFeelings]

u should have said that to ol boy. not some internet dude named truest. see, again, u need to man the fucck up. dont worry though, stick around long enough here. i'll make a man out of u.

M
Nikka shut the fukk up..


I ain't fighting over no bytch that ain't mine. That's his hoe.