Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Ohene]

where did that 2 hour conversation get u? of course she ghosted on you. during those 2 hours, she made an assessment you're a lame who's got too much time on his hands. who doesn't know how to handle a woman.

during that conversation, she sensed u were too damn excited to be talking to her on the phone. during those two hours, she knew ur d1ck was dryer than the sahara dessert. during those 2 hours, u put ur foot so far down ur own throat u were going to need to start getting pedicures through ur ass.

u refused to take advice from people who have been exactly where u are, not once but several times over. even the greatest mackadon with the smoothest mouthpiece cant talk for 2 hours without saying some dumb sh1t.

i hate to say i told u so, but u were so adamantly rude when i told u not to be sitting on the damn phone for that long...unless its a chick u dont care about, or its one of ur boys. if ur trying to attract a chick, the worst thing u can do is talk too gadamn much.

i doubt u've learned ur lesson though because i can anticipate u still think u did nothing wrong.

meeeeeeeeeh....it can go either way. I have conversed with chicks on the phone or facetime for an hour or so and that shyt heightened their interest in wanting to fukk me. probably my deep voice i'm not even bullshytting. i agree with not saying much though...if youre on the phone let them do most of the talking

 

[Youseenmywork]

meeeeeeeeeh....it can go either way. I have conversed with chicks on the phone or facetime for an hour or so and that shyt heightened their interest in me. not even bullshytting. i agree with not saying much though...if youre on the phone let them do most of the talking

Go Eagles I think our defense is going to be there than our offense this year.

 

[Ohene]

Go Eagles I think our defense is going to be there than our offense this year.

 

[TRUEST]

meeeeeeeeeh....it can go either way. I have conversed with chicks on the phone or facetime for an hour or so and that shyt heightened their interest in wanting to fukk me. probably my deep voice i'm not even bullshytting. i agree with not saying much though...if youre on the phone let them do most of the talking

no. chatting on the phone for long periods of time is effeminate. the fact that u keep arguing with this is troubling. the ability to yap for long periods of time, without being paid for it is a female trait. honestly, the imagery of a man talking that long is pretty laughable. like, what do you do? U lay on your stomach, with your legs in the air, picking through ur fingernails on one hand, and pressing the phone to your shoulder, talking about some bs that leads where?

i'll say one last thing about this topic and i'm gonna drop it:

imagine the girl you're talking to has another guy she's talking to. this guy is hip to the game. he has a deep voice too. she gets on the phone with him. he seduces her because he knows what he's doing. within 10 to 15 minutes, he gets the job done and tells ol girl he's got business to attend to. but she should come out later that evening or night for a drink.

and here we have you, a chatty patty, who's likes to yap. he thinks just because the girl is laughing that he's seducing her. before he knows it, he's spent 2 hours talking about nonsense. if this girl decides to date you and the other guy, honestly, deep down in ur heart, who do u think she'll end up dropping? you, the chatty patty who she can talk to like she talks to her homegirls, or the mysterious dude who's got too many big things going on in his world to be sitting on the phone talking about frivolous things.

u do whatever it is what wanna do. u will learn eventually.

 

[RichieRich]

meeeeeeeeeh....it can go either way. I have conversed with chicks on the phone or facetime for an hour or so and that shyt heightened their interest in wanting to fukk me. probably my deep voice i'm not even bullshytting. i agree with not saying much though...if youre on the phone let them do most of the talking

Did you hit?

 

[Atlrocafella]

This chick who curved me a long time ago still sending me messages about how she messed up and misses me and wish I would give her another shot

I had to be real mean and tell her to Relax with these text messages, if we can't remain cool than imma have to block her

 

[Youseenmywork]

no. chatting on the phone for long periods of time is effeminate. the fact that u keep arguing with this is troubling. the ability to yap for long periods of time, without being paid for it is a female trait. honestly, the imagery of a man talking that long is pretty laughable. like, what do you do? U lay on your stomach, with your legs in the air, picking through ur fingernails on one hand, and pressing the phone to your shoulder, talking about some bs that leads where?

i'll say one last thing about this topic and i'm gonna drop it:

imagine the girl you're talking to has another guy she's talking to. this guy is hip to the game. he has a deep voice too. she gets on the phone with him. he seduces her because he knows what he's doing. within 10 to 15 minutes, he gets the job done and tells ol girl he's got business to attend to. but she should come out later that evening or night for a drink.

and here we have you, a chatty patty, who's likes to yap. he thinks just because the girl is laughing that he's seducing her. before he knows it, he's spent 2 hours talking about nonsense. if this girl decides to date you and the other guy, honestly, deep down in ur heart, who do u think she'll end up dropping? you, the chatty patty who she can talk to like she talks to her homegirls, or the mysterious dude who's got too many big things going on in his world to be sitting on the phone talking about frivolous things.

u do whatever it is what wanna do. u will learn eventually.

Dudes got have that godfather approach. Speak very little but let it have some weight behind it.

 

[Ohene]

no. chatting on the phone for long periods of time is effeminate. the fact that u keep arguing with this is troubling. the ability to yap for long periods of time, without being paid for it is a female trait. honestly, the imagery of a man talking that long is pretty laughable. like, what do you do? U lay on your stomach, with your legs in the air, picking through ur fingernails on one hand, and pressing the phone to your shoulder, talking about some bs that leads where?

i'll say one last thing about this topic and i'm gonna drop it:

imagine the girl you're talking to has another guy she's talking to. this guy is hip to the game. he has a deep voice too. she gets on the phone with him. he seduces her because he knows what he's doing. within 10 to 15 minutes, he gets the job done and tells ol girl he's got business to attend to. but she should come out later that evening or night for a drink.

and here we have you, a chatty patty, who's likes to yap. he thinks just because the girl is laughing that he's seducing her. before he knows it, he's spent 2 hours talking about nonsense. if this girl decides to date you and the other guy, honestly, deep down in ur heart, who do u think she'll end up dropping? you, the chatty patty who she can talk to like she talks to her homegirls, or the mysterious dude who's got too many big things going on in his world to be sitting on the phone talking about frivolous things.

u do whatever it is what wanna do. u will learn eventually.

keep arguing? this is my first time saying anything. this isnt 1963 nikka...theres this thing called bluetooth
there are 24 hours in a day. its nothing to talk to a bytch for an hour. I personally hhavent done it much in recent history...but i fukked one outta the two girls i did it with this year so .

 

[Ohene]

Did you hit?

this year i can only think of two chicks i spoke on the phone with for a period of an hour +.

one i fukked..the other it looked like i was gonna fukk but what @TRUEST said manifested and she ended up getting "busy" and shyt. honestly though if I didnt move to another city i doubt she'd be acting that way...i probably woulda still fukked

i say all this to say its trivial. I have fukked bytches through phone game, and i have fukked bytches through text game in my day

i dont have time for that shyt really though nowadays. too busy with my CPA exams and work. But when I was younger...talking on the phone usually got these bytches wetter than a semblance of texts throughout the day. nikkas in here stay contradicting themselves. They'll tell you dont call, don't text...but more times a nikka is gonna have to push start the whip to get shyt going. Most of these chicks aint gonna make the initial calls/texts so good luck waiting for em to make that effort.

Im not even an advocate for long ass phone convos. All i'm saying is i've got p*ssy using them same way

 

[全能の神]

You guys ever been in a situation where the women just seems too good to be true?

Maybe I'm just being cynical but idk

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

You guys ever been in a situation where the women just seems too good to be true?

Maybe I'm just being cynical but idk

What makes her too good to be true?

 

[Ohene]

You guys ever been in a situation where the women just seems too good to be true?

Maybe I'm just being cynical but idk

being cynical is a good thing...i call it being realistic most of the time.
ride with it but keep the antennas up. when - not if - the bullshyt begins do not give her the benefit out of the doubt that she is "good" though. Take it at face value and react accordingly

 

[MikelArteta]

Aka new breh cheated or treated hrr like crap and she can't tame the wild beast. So let me hit up the good old guy who was sweet and treated me good

This chick who curved me a long time ago still sending me messages about how she messed up and misses me and wish I would give her another shot

I had to be real mean and tell her to Relax with these text messages, if we can't remain cool than imma have to block her

 

[全能の神]

What makes her too good to be true?

She's literally everything I could ask for in a woman. And she's so kind-hearted and accepting that it makes me question why someone like that would want someone like me.

 

[MikelArteta]

That's how it goes breh, when w girl acts distant she's emotionally detaching. She's slowly chopping away at all the ropes that bind you together and when the last thread is cut your history.

You'll ask whats wrong and will get a nothing everything is fine. I've been there, could feel it in my gut brought it up and she said everything is fine and sucked my dikk to calm my fears. Noticed our picture wasn't where it always was in her room, she said she was "cleaning".

And yep there's always a guy, he's just a "friend" and all that bs, one minute they love you and talking about a white dress and kids, next day Quindale is the best thing since sliced bread and you can't compare.

You'll go insane trying to understand. When she waa telling you she loved you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you she was slowly detaching. She Mourned the end of the relationship when she was with you laughing, giggling, kissing you. It's vile and sickening but that's how it goes.

Had a similiar situation happen to me this past Sunday. My girl has been acting distant for the past 2-3 weeks so I have been suspecting something is up. This Sunday I was having a shower at her place, I finish taking a shower and go in to her room. I noticed she was not in her room and I overhear her on the phone in the kitchen with the door closed. That was a red flag, she usually doesnt go to the next room for a phone call, I knew something was up. I stood by the kitchen door and listened to the convo for 15-20 mins. From the convo I figured out she has been talking to this guy for the past few weeks, they been getting to know each other & were setting up the next time they were gonna hangout.After the phonecall she came in trying to act normal. I asked her about the phone call, she tried claiming it was her female friend but after I told her all I heard, she couldnt deny it. She confessed she been talking to the dude, then she tried blaming me for pushing her away. I just took my stuff and bounced.

Brehs, this girl last month claimed she loved me,I was her everything she wanted to get married to me and have my babies. Few weeks down the line she now talking with some dude and doesnt care anymore. WTFFFFF!!!!!! I dont understand


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