tindwr chick in a span of 2 weeks
Day 2: invited over around 11pm

played hard to get but wanted dikk. Said she was allergic to latex so didn't smash
Day 6: asked when I'm going to be her boyfriend

. I said you don't even know my last name but you want to be your man? He are still getting to know each other. I like you and let it happen organically. She said okay. Smashed til she tapped out.
Day 10: spent the night at my place. Again took her soul.
Day 12: So when you going to be my boyfriend?" Me: why do you keep pushing for this when we just talked about it a couple of days ago?
Her: we act like it so might as well make it official.
Day 13: your my man now so I might as well give you my key to my apartment
Me: wow in 2 weeks you giving me a key to your apartment
Her: your making it sound crazy
Me:

I just stated a fact of what's happening and you felt like that when you heard it out loud
Her: ......whatever
BREHS why is it so hard to find a chick 25+ no kids got her shyt together and not full of fukkery. Magnet for crazy shyt it feels like.