Brehthrens...
Your mans needs some help.
I been in the game for a second. Played different hands, different betting strategies, I know when to fold em.
I got a DUMB broad on the line. This a bad bytch, but everything she does is fukking retarded brehs.
Now I ain't captain save a hoe. - shout out Matt504 - but Im the kinda guy I cant help make recommendations and be helpful, especially when the shyt wild simple.
But that shyt is not the wave with this shorty I'm not tryna get her out of her idiocy, she ain't worth it and it'd be impossible anyway.
Gimme some lines to spit and mantras to remember when she starts venting her easily solvable pathetic problems to a breh and I'm tempted to try and solve her life