Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Jack Michaelson]

its too late for that. based on ur story, sounds to me uve pretty much burned any chance u have with that girl to dust. u came off extremely desperate.

think of it like this. imagine a girl who u have no attraction to being on ur ass, chasing u down, stalking u. how would u feel? u feel very irritated. angry. disgusted. thats how u look when u pester a girl for her number. reading ur post was actually prettty disturbing, to be honest. poor girl had to say no with a smile.

Been through this before with a chick and told some of my guys about it and they told me I was crazy for being irritated at the chick just because she had a big ass. I could've hit for sure but the chick was annoying as shyt.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Yo I got a question for the brehs. I wonder if I gave my cousin the right advice. So my cousin is a 25 year old virgin. I talked about this before about him in another thread a year ago. My uncle (his pops) is a strict Haitian parent. So he was shelters and not allowed to go out. Anyway he is out of shape. He is 6'0 and 265 pounds. But he wants to get girls. I told him to get in shape first before he even attempts to approach chicks. My reason is that since he lacks experience and is overweight he is gonna struggle hella hard and deal with harsh rejections with his already weak self confidence. I told him to just focus to get himself in shape in 3 months then put himself out there. I figure he will get his confidence booster he loses weight. Imma help him as well to lose weight. So was this the right advice to give him? My homeboy told me that fat nikkas get bytches which is true but I told him my cousin has no experience of dating at 25 which is a major disadvantage add on top of this he is over weight which puts him in an even more serious disadvantage. So anyway is my homeboy right or did I give my cousin the right advise?

The fat dudes get ass too logic is very true, but doesn't apply to fat dudes who are virgins at 25. As a matter of fact, he probably has all that weight due to a lack of confidence and not vice versa. Since physical traits are most readily apparent, he should fix that first and reap the mental benefits that come with it.

 

[ZoeGod]

The fat dudes get ass too logic is very true, but doesn't apply to fat dudes who are virgins at 25. As a matter of fact, he probably has all that weight due to a lack of confidence and not vice versa. Since physical traits are most readily apparent, he should fix that first and reap the mental benefits that come with it.

Word that is what I have been thinking. He is unhappy about his whole situation but is taking my advice with strive. I even told him to drop his loser ass friends as well. His "friends," are clown ass losers. They are a year older than him and also are virgins. He used to go out and do approaches and they didn't even try. Whenever he went out to approach they refused and said they will wait until he is good. He said he was frustrated that he made all this effort trying bag chicks while his boys would be lamping in the background observing. He felt they were just watching him for their entertainment. And they aint about shyt either. He has to change his whole circle as well. I met his friends and they are just .

 

[Shadow King]

@TRUEST yeah bro I know the brehs already told me. I usually don't approach women at all and this is why. Keeping my mouth shut from now on.

 

[Nuke Dukem]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

 

[1thouwow]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

My nikka u was thirsty. The night was still young

 

[havoc]

I took some time off from work to hangout with a coworker in Tampa. She is a cute BBW with phatass. Since I arrived, she and I did a lot of fukking. She is an awesome gal that knows how to treat a brother with a warm hospitality.

 

[360dagod]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

 

[MollyGalaga]

Damn thots

 

[MollyGalaga]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

u went about tryna see what she was about the wrong way imo

In any case plenty of fish

 

[Mazino]

@Nuke Dukem She's a bird so should have been bushed previously, but her actions let you know she isn't into dudes being thirsty.

Some aloofness in that situation would have probably helped you seal the deal. Well, if she was down to let you smash at all anyways.

 

[Mr210]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

You made a few mistakes, hiccups but learn from it

 

[Astroslik]

A lot of y'all dropped advice for me for this goofy bytch I was trying to crack from work.. Here's the final update... @FLYINHAWAIIAN @Zeu$ @Dreamzeedream

@True Blue Moon already hollered at u bro





Fuuuuuck that biiiiiiiitchhhhhhhhh


First off here's something I didn't disclose in this thread.. when I first kicked it with the bytch LAST Friday, she told me how she was married to a female for 5 yrs from 19-24... she's like 26 or 27 now....

Now I asked her at the time "do you like dikk" she said yeah, so I thought "cool proceed on with trying to get this p*ssy"

So Ima give u the 3 examples of how last night was fukked up..


- she's telling me I should get a a tat and I get to asking if she got any piercings.. she's like yeah "ears, nose, nips"... so I try to finess it and say you gotta prove that you have the nip rings.. she's like "I'm not about to show you that"... so okay I move on from that


- she's pretty drunk and I'm sober and she grabs onto my beard so what do I do I grab onto her whole titty, like "you're grabbing me I'll grab you" she's like "okay I'll stop" and that reads that quick


- finally what made me realize this bytch wasn't on shyt.. she's drunk she's dancing and I'm leaning up again a wall, she gets close and I start grinding my dikk and try to grip some ass cheeks.. she stops me saying "don't be grinding and doing all that EXTRA shyt, and I told you I don't like when you touch my ass"


Welp bytch it was nice knowing you ADIOS BIIITCH... lol fr tho


I'm done with it ... I'm thinking she's just an actual dyke that hasn't come to terms yet or she's looking for company since she just moved to this stage a week or two ago and is lonely


Either way I'm not gonna be the one to put in work with all this EXTRA shyt.. it ain't even worth all that



I'm gonna use this as a learning experience though

yeah you were acting too thirsty,

 

[Deafheaven]

This nikka grabbed her titty in public after a beard tug

Such savages lol

 

[Nuke Dukem]

This nikka grabbed her titty in public after a beard tug

Such savages lol

Nah it was in her crib ....

I'll have to clarify the situation


1. She was getting fuuuuuuuuucked up... I was still working on my 2nd drink n this bytch was on her 8th... All she was drinking was Crown/Hen/Hypnotic...

She couldn't even stand up from her chair towards the end of the night with out me helping her..


2. I had my guys ready to bail out to the bars on st Patrick's day.. I was thinking either this bytch is gonna get with it or get lost, so I might've rushed things but at the same time I don't THINK I was getting any ass regardless of how fast slow I went