Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Crayola Coyote]

dont sound like its gonna be successful breh but i know that feel, good luck

also, if this is at your job, you dont know this girl from an apple on a tree. she might report you to hr or some shyt if you keep asking. just be nice and she'll give you the opportunity when she wants



was just thinking the same thing. girls always times 10 exaggerate whatever you did so yeah, at first its just "waiting for my moment", next thing you reading the hr report like "he said he was waiting for his moment and now im scared to leave work without security walking me to my car."

dont fukk with chicks at work/school, had a couple of bad experiences, end up having stonewall hoes to save your integrity, which makes all yall look stupid anyway

The truth.

 

[Cynic]

Please trust and believe that it ain't for everybody. I'm quick to spit the harsh realities to my homies any time they start talking lovey dovey about how "she's the one". Everybody wants to have a wedding and stunt but if you're talking marriage you're talking work

It's worth it, but I know what I put in to make my marriage what it is.

I'm sorry but your Web show is fukking killing me...


Tell me all the episodes are just as funny as episode 4

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I still got my own apartment, i sometimes still fukk women in my car. Women love the spontanity of fukking in places where they could get caught.

Drive in to some abandoned car park n fukk lol. I have seen this cat with a big van with a mattress in the back, dude used to fukk married lawyer,accountant etc b1tches on their lunchtime in the back of that van

Damn. Must be nice having chicks cooperate like that.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Word that is what I have been thinking. He is unhappy about his whole situation but is taking my advice with strive. I even told him to drop his loser ass friends as well. His "friends," are clown ass losers. They are a year older than him and also are virgins. He used to go out and do approaches and they didn't even try. Whenever he went out to approach they refused and said they will wait until he is good. He said he was frustrated that he made all this effort trying bag chicks while his boys would be lamping in the background observing. He felt they were just watching him for their entertainment. And they aint about shyt either. He has to change his whole circle as well. I met his friends and they are just .

Also it could be the chicks in his city/town don't forget.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Right. Do any y'all know how to talk to white women that look like they are republican/ conservative. Belong in a sorority, that Look like Tomi Lauren. That is all around here in my town. Until I save up to move outta here that is what I have to deal with. Also last night I've been told I'm too aggressive.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I score more points in real life. In online dating, you have to be either attractive, tall, or savvy in selling a dream to a woman to get their attention. You are better off in approaching a woman in real life than wasting your time chasing women online.

THIS. I get zero play on tinder/ match and other dating sites. better off taking a L in person than wasting your time swiping right.

 

[360dagod]

Right. Do any y'all know how to talk to white women that look like they are republican/ conservative. Belong in a sorority, that Look like Tomi Lauren. That is all around here in my town. Until I save up to move outta here that is what I have to deal with. Also last night I've been told I'm too aggressive.

You gotta find your groove breh...

You are the quarterback who looks for the big play every time you step back instead of taking what the defense gives you..

lets look at it like this...

Lets say you talking to a female and within 10 minutes you randomly touched her t*ts...Most likely you gonna get a negative response at the beginning on the surface...Thats equivalent to dropping back and throwing a 40 yard bomb and it falls incomplete...

The defense now has their antennas up..In other words the female gonna be on the defensive for the rest of the night...

Now you gotta fall back and run the ball a lil...throw a few dink and donks to gauge where her interest is...

If you see you making progress, you dont try airing out more 40 yard bombs...

you go from dinking and donking to 10-15 yard passes now...If you see you getting somewhere, you continue to do whats working...They still gonna have that extra man over the top looking for the deep ball{still defensive},but you hitting them with those 10-15 yard passes and now they gotta make their decision..

Do I stop the short/intermediate stuff
Do I continue to look out for the deep ball

In other words, you want her to feel that she just dosent know what the fukk to do because you just cant be stopped...

if she lowers her over the top defense, the p*ssy is yours

You throwing 40 yard lob passes and they falling incomplete...instead of you pulling back, you throwing 50 and 60 yard bombs into triple coverage

 

[International Playa]

Right. Do any y'all know how to talk to white women that look like they are republican/ conservative. Belong in a sorority, that Look like Tomi Lauren. That is all around here in my town. Until I save up to move outta here that is what I have to deal with. Also last night I've been told I'm too aggressive.

Like how you talk to other women, ask her about her life, hobbies, what they do for fun, places they been on vacations on etc

The b1tch has to talk about herself, a b1tch's fav topic is herself lol

 

[Deafheaven]

Like how you talk to other women, ask her about her life, hobbies, what they do for fun, places they been on vacations on etc

The b1tch has to talk about herself, a b1tch's fav topic is herself lol

to add on a chick is only gonna fukk you if she feels comfortable and secure. So like asking them to blow you within the first ten minutes usually doesn't make them comfortable mundane shyt about their lives, dreams, passions etc and being able to remember something she said is what builds comfort. Women love to talk about themselves and the less you talk the more mysterious and shyt you are. It all sounds dumb as shyt but this is what works women literally talk themselves into fukking you.

 

[International Playa]

to add on a chick is only gonna fukk you if she feels comfortable and secure. So like asking them to blow you within the first ten minutes usually doesn't make them comfortable mundane shyt about their lives, dreams, passions etc and being able to remember something she said is what builds comfort. Women love to talk about themselves and the less you talk the more mysterious and shyt you are. It all sounds dumb as shyt but this is what works women literally talk themselves into fukking you.

I agree, this generation dudes are raised on porn & rap expect women to bow down & blow them like in pornos.

In real life, you gotta finesse a woman, even a hoe, you gotta make her feel like she aint doing anything bad & she a good girl lol

 

[True Blue Moon]

I'm sorry but your Web show is fukking killing me...


Tell me all the episodes are just as funny as episode 4

My nikka

We hit our stride with episode 4 but we got a lot more on the way for the rest of the first season. Matter of fact, I'm flying out to NYC in a couple of weeks to shoot two more episodes. Please spread the word breh. Glad you fukk with it. Not everyone gets my sense of humor

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I agree, this generation dudes are raised on porn & rap expect women to bow down & blow them like in pornos.

In real life, you gotta finesse a woman, even a hoe, you gotta make her feel like she aint doing anything bad & she a good girl lol

Women that are on that bs get charged to the game. There is some dude that she will bow down and blow at kick off. I'm still looking for her though.

 

[Mr210]

Is it abnormal for couples not to say goodnight when away from each other

 

[TRUEST]

Women that are on that bs get charged to the game. There is some dude that she will bow down and blow at kick off. I'm still looking for her though.

i mean no disrespect by this, but do you have some type of problem? u think and talk like a man with some type of deficiency.

 

[Mainevent_7]

My nikka

We hit our stride with episode 4 but we got a lot more on the way for the rest of the first season. Matter of fact, I'm flying out to NYC in a couple of weeks to shoot two more episodes. Please spread the word breh. Glad you fukk with it. Not everyone gets my sense of humor

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