Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DaRealness]

I'm not the only one that ignores when profiles say they're looking for a relationship or the "real deal" right? It's not like they plan to be celibate until they find a husband, right?

I'm not opposed to marriage, I just think that there's a ton of steps between swiping on an app and walking down the aisle.

They just don't want to appear to be hoes, they all put that standard bullshyt on their profiles. Women have sexual urges and wanna fukk just as much, if not more than men. They claim we think about sex 24/7, but they're the ones buying all the dildos and sex toys. If a woman ain't giving it up, she ain't feeling you. She probably just wants you as the "nice guy" to be her ego boost.

 

[Ohene]

i try to be only black but the selection is

it really is. and as you would imagine the ones who are high caliber play games or make you jump through hoops
i've recently removed my black exclusivity condition. lets see how it goes

 

[VertigoKnight]

I'm not the only one that ignores when profiles say they're looking for a relationship or the "real deal" right? It's not like they plan to be celibate until they find a husband, right?

I'm not opposed to marriage, I just think that there's a ton of steps between swiping on an app and walking down the aisle.

I swipe nope on those profiles, it comes across as desperate. Also kinda tells you the chick has probably been fukked over multiple times so is trying to set the rules from the off.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Matched with a hipster PAAG yesterday who does lifestyle writing.

Her profile text was "Be interesting" swiped on her, 10 mins later I see we've matched. Get to work on her asap. We were talking about guys who use how was your day texts. (something I used to be guilty of ) and how women despise seeing that. Was disgustingly cocky with her in my questions and answers to her.

Found out she had been in London for a month last summer living at her friends in Shoreditch. London guys on here will find it amusing she was down Brixton and said the man dem was on her hard. Catcalling and following. She has these flower tattoos on her legs. Told her they probably saw those and how slim thick she was and zeroed in.

So she's here in Van for the summer then is going to try to go to europe. Said we can maybe have some fun this summer.

Gave her my number and told her message me and lets go for a drink. I turn into bed and I see she's whatsapped me and told me she is definitely up for a drink meeting her tonight at my fave bar.

The one where I take all my chicks. We'll see how this goes.

 

[TRUEST]

Those of u looking for wifey, ask any woman u are dating if she’s willing to get a std test before y’all fucck.

The ain’t-sh1t women will do any one of the following:
- disappear
- tell u y’all can wear condoms if you’re that worried

The good women will:
- be quite happy you are suggesting it and will go get it done without u hounding them for it

Now, just because a woman gets tested for u doesn’t mean she isn’t capable of doing some slimy sh1t. No. But this tests helps u isolate a potential Rose from a sea of weeds.

 

[Ohene]

Matched with a hipster PAAG yesterday who does lifestyle writing.

Her profile text was "Be interesting" swiped on her, 10 mins later I see we've matched. Get to work on her asap. We were talking about guys who use how was your day texts. (something I used to be guilty of ) and how women despise seeing that. Was disgustingly cocky with her in my questions and answers to her.

Found out she had been in London for a month last summer living at her friends in Shoreditch. London guys on here will find it amusing she was down Brixton and said the man dem was on her hard. Catcalling and following. She has these flower tattoos on her legs. Told her they probably saw those and how slim thick she was and zeroed in.

So she's here in Van for the summer then is going to try to go to europe. Said we can maybe have some fun this summer.

Gave her my number and told her message me and lets go for a drink. I turn into bed and I see she's whatsapped me and told me she is definitely up for a drink meeting her tonight at my fave bar.

The one where I take all my chicks. We'll see how this goes.

inbox me a pic after you hit fam

 

[Silkk]

New PAWG thicker than my old one

Not gonna get hype yet tho, cause ain't nothing worse than hyping up a chick and the box leave you like

 

[Silkk]

Those of u looking for wifey, ask any woman u are dating if she’s willing to get a std test before y’all fucck.

The ain’t-sh1t women will do any one of the following:
- disappear
- tell u y’all can wear condoms if you’re that worried

The good women will:
- be quite happy you are suggesting it and will go get it done without u hounding them for it

Now, just because a woman gets tested for u doesn’t mean she isn’t capable of doing some slimy sh1t. No. But this tests helps u isolate a potential Rose from a sea of weeds.

What would you do?

 

[MikelArteta]

it really is. and as you would imagine the ones who are high caliber play games or make you jump through hoops
i've recently removed my black exclusivity condition. lets see how it goes

im giving it till the end of june but it aint looking so good, whats worse is many of these black women i've been talking to and dealing with got all these stupid tribal issues, oh you're jamaican , oh they want this and that

with white women ish is easy they don't care what my ethnicity is, or what i do for a living

 

[VertigoKnight]

Is that a thing in Toronto? the black women here in Van that I've met have mostly been of African heritage and the issues that pop up in the UK over African/ West Indian beefs havent popped up yet so far.

 

[Mtt]

Beige Phillip aka Dante Nero (comedian former pimp etc..) gives good advice for men. He got his knowledge from his friend comedian Patrice ONEAL (r.i.p)
Episodes – The Beige Phillip Show – Weekly Relationship Podcast hosted by Dante Nero

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

This girl I met off tinder said she wants to chill and if anything happens it happens. Am I in there brehs?

 

[Ohene]

Is that a thing in Toronto? the black women here in Van that I've met have mostly been of African heritage and the issues that pop up in the UK over African/ West Indian beefs havent popped up yet so far.

african women are like that for sure
they tend to only fukk with those from their country

west indian women dont give a fukk and appreciate african men. i guess jamaican dudes also just have a bad rep

 

[Silkk]

This girl I met off tinder said she wants to chill and if anything happens it happens. Am I in there brehs?

Have the wine/liquor ready & you are

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Have the wine/liquor ready & you are

We finna be off that crown