Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I thought you were in that open relationship with the young religious breh? What happened?!

@biscuitsnbangers i though you were Hebrew ho-tep happy in religious cac cuckqueen bliss with your child?? Hold up - you mean to tell me that in your open relationshyt - you gave him permission to fuk, other women and go out in dates and he still dumped you ?? I know your self esteem must be shot as fukkkkk. Now you’re back for the coli ego boost. You had him loud and proud up in here too.

I bet his new girlfriend is a black woman that looks 100x better than you, who doesn’t cheat on her bc he has no reason to but I’ll let you tell it .

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

@biscuitsnbangers weren't you just posting about your boyfriend being such a masculine, strong leader who's strength as a black man showed you how weak white men were? He had you acting like Common when he was with Erykah Badu. That's over already???

She sure was .. lmaoffff

Wtf did she expect - aged mayonnaise face with a love jones on a 14 yr old . He got bored rubbing up on that matchstick, boring try hard personality at that. Been told y’all how this would end.

 

[Silkk]

Gahdamn, They giving ol girl the Cersei Lannister up in here

 

[Atlrocafella]

Got a date this week with this cute Haitian girl, which is cool since I’m Haitian as well. Conversation has been good and we kind of share the same background/upbringing, so I’ll see how shyt goes.

Not expecting much tho, so I won’t get my hopes up

3 time changes and this chick still late , ima give her 10 more min before I leave the spot and head back to the crib.

 

[Astroslik]

3 time changes and this chick still late , ima give her 10 more min before I leave the spot and head back to the crib.

Would’ve bushed after the first time change.

 

[George Gooney]

@Silkk @Lord Scarf Coli Brehs

What y'all think brehs. That middle eastern chick I told y'all about asked to be my girlfriend the other day and I said yea. I figured this way I can stop juggling so many chicks and focus more on my goals with a cool chick under my wing( I genuinely like her). It's been a while since I've been in a monogamous relationship so I'm a little rusty on relationship etiquette. It doesn't feel like we've shifted to a "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" dynamic yet. I still feel like we're both trying not to look thirsty by not texting back too quick, trying not to sound too invested, still using each other's first names, etc. I read her body language and she's all over me but very shy and not too expressive verbally(I think because of how she was raised). What moves should I do to shine a little more light on the situation and bring some more clarity to the feelings we both have or am I thinking too much? Like If I make you my girl I wanna do boyfriend and girlfriend shyt without feeling like I'm simping, Nah mean? LOL

 

[Goon for hire]

@Colgatebrah

You were trying not look.......? Why?

Idk breh, the more I think on it the dumber I feel.

but anyways she just posted up on her ig story and she’s alone in her room on this Friday night. Same as me I’m about to shoot her a dm

 

[VertigoKnight]

Idk breh, the more I think on it the dumber I feel.

but anyways she just posted up on her ig story and she’s alone in her room on this Friday night. Same as me I’m about to shoot her a dm

Shes a redhead. If you know you know

 

[360dagod]

Went out by myself and ended up hanging wit some joints off the random tip..

 

[Atlrocafella]

Would’ve bushed after the first time change.

I hadn’t left my house yet when she was changing up the times, so I didn’t really have a problem with it yet.

But we finally settled to meet at 9:30. I call her at 9:45 to see where she’s at and I get no answer. I call and text her again at 9:55 and still get no answer. At this point I’m like this bih stood me up.

Soon as I leave the restaurant and hop in my car to pull off, she calls me apologizing and says she 15minutes away and begs me to not leave.

One part of my brain told me to say fukk her and dip off, the other part told me to stick around and see what’s up, so I went with the latter. Ended up being a goodnight overall and she invited me over to her place later today to make up for the lateness

 

[Sinnerman]

Ended up going over to that nutty hippie chick's house last night

She admits to me that she's not 35, but actually 43

But she sets her age to 35 so she can hook up with younger men.

I stayed off her weeduh this time

 

[Sinnerman]

Btw, what's y'alls policy on responding to exes?

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Silkk]

Btw, what's y'alls policy on responding to exes?

Nope

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Btw, what's y'alls policy on responding to exes?

I’m talking to two of my exes right now.