So a female friend of mine showed up at my house unexpected. Native girl, butterface. Face is a 4 but body's a 10. 
She immediately runs to me and hugs me.
Me in my mind: 
 
Her: 
 
Me: 

 What's wrong?
Her: 

 I messed things up with my boyfriend!
Me in my mind: 
 
Me: 

 What did you do?
Her: 

 Before I met my boyfriend, I had unprotected sex with my ex before we broke up.
Me: 

 And?
Her: I've been having unprotected sex with my boyfriend since then
Me: 

 I see
Her: 

 He's mad because I didn't tell him sooner.
Me: 

 You guys got tested before fukking, right?
Her: 

 No
Me in my mind:
 
Me: You and your ex got tested before fukking?
Her: 

 No
Me in my mind: 
 
Me: You've been on birth control at least, right?
Her: 

 No
Me in my mind: 


 
Her: I don't know if I have something! And I don't know if I'm pregnant or not 
 
BRUHHHHH
Always get tested and wrap it up, yall got damn WTF