Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So me and my work homeboy came to the conclusion this chick i was choosin up on shot me down to get with a "young dude".

Im 30 and ol dude like 22. She 42, so aint we both young meat? Maybe im getting old.

 

[Killigraphy]

Theres nothing worse than a bytch with bad luck.. Like EVERYTIME she hit you.. Its a sad story or tragedy or near death situation.

"I cant make our date, my car broke down and I had to push it to work"

"My dog sandy just died, can we reschedule? "

"i just got back from the hospital "

And when she hits you and you think she shaked the monkey

"You think you can loan me ______ My check didnt come

Easy solution; reply with "Sure I'll lend you some money, come over". Twist her out, tell her you'll give it to her the next day, and drop her. If you want to make it a long term booty call, then you need different lure, weed for one, is easy....I already buy plenty that I end up not smoking it all, so if a bird wants a hit, she can come over, get high, get throat fukked and move on.

 

[SATAN]

So me and my work homeboy came to the conclusion this chick i was choosin up on shot me down to get with a "young dude".

Im 30 and ol dude like 22. She 42, so aint we both young meat? Maybe im getting old.

But how did y'all come to that conclusion?

Don't try to come up with reasons, women choose men for random reasons we could never think of.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

But how did y'all come to that conclusion?

Don't try to come up with reasons, women choose men for random reasons we could never think of.

I was off at the crib and my homeboy showed up to work on some "I know why elizabeth said no" he called and told me about the the young dude that work here was up at work with shortts on all outside of uniform and was chatting her up; then they left together. I told him "aye...i guess the best man got her" but she ain't my problem no more.

 

[HARLEM AL]

Her: *says some shyt that clearly implies she's not fine, or she's going through shyt*

Me: what's wrong?

Her: nothing

How do y'all handle this?
I'm really inept when it comes to an actual relationship

If you want to(only if you fukking want to).

Ask her how does she feel.

Man’s whatever you do don’t try to introduce logic while she’s expressing feelings. You only going to get frustrated. Instead try to convey what you’re about to say into feelings.

like I said only if you want to

 

[African_brehda]

Is this your actual girl?

Yeah

 

[Silkk]

Easy solution; reply with "Sure I'll lend you some money, come over". Twist her out, tell her you'll give it to her the next day, and drop her. If you want to make it a long term booty call, then you need different lure, weed for one, is easy....I already buy plenty that I end up not smoking it all, so if a bird wants a hit, she can come over, get high, get throat fukked and move on.

Hell To The fukk No. Gonna get yourself wrapped up in all kinds of unnecessary fukkery

 

[African_brehda]

If you want to(only if you fukking want to).

Ask her how does she feel.

Man’s whatever you do don’t try to introduce logic while she’s expressing feelings. You only going to get frustrated. Instead try to convey what you’re about to say into feelings.

like I said only if you want to

You know she's going to say "fine"

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Yeah

Fam her clearly being upset but not telling you why is a concern, not a major one but still a concern. But couple that with her not picking your calls and this is looking like a big problem. Have the eject button within reaching distance just incase

 

[Sonny Bonds]

How much talking do you guys do on these apps before getting a chick's number?

There's so much flakiness on these apps. Sometimes it feels like if you don't say exactly what a girl wants you to then, she'll just stop responding even if you've been having a conversation.

 

[Astroslik]

Found out this quadroon chick ive been feining for a minute for is preggo by some cac
















my propensity to not shoot on site has come back to haunt me, this chick super baaad to

Whatsup with all the half cacs and quadroons in London?

Went to Stratford mall and it was like a lightskin haven

 

[The True HD]

I was off at the crib and my homeboy showed up to work on some "I know why elizabeth said no" he called and told me about the the young dude that work here was up at work with shortts on all outside of uniform and was chatting her up; then they left together. I told him "aye...i guess the best man got her" but she ain't my problem no more.

he 22 you 30 it's not an age thing seems like a game thing, or maybe he was more aggressive which is how u gotta be with them older jawns....

Nikka slangin' meat all in ya crush right now

she was never your problem
But have more confidence breh, you always the best man even if u ain't

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Her: *says some shyt that clearly implies she's not fine, or she's going through shyt*

Me: what's wrong?

Her: nothing

How do y'all handle this?
I'm really inept when it comes to an actual relationship

shyt you don't gotta beg for her response.


say OK THEN and wait til she's ready to tell you what's wrong

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

he 22 you 30 it's not an age thing seems like a game thing, or maybe he was more aggressive which is how u gotta be with them older jawns....

Nikka slangin' meat all in ya crush right now

she was never your problem
But have more confidence breh, you always the best man even if u ain't

maybe that is the case.
idk if you been reading here recently but I mentioned her over a month ago.
She asked me why I waited so long (when I did ask for the number)
I was tryna get myself together first before messin wit a female cuz I ain't have my own shyt.
(i know im 30 but its a long story)

 

[Astroslik]

Her: *says some shyt that clearly implies she's not fine, or she's going through shyt*

Me: what's wrong?

Her: nothing

How do y'all handle this?
I'm really inept when it comes to an actual relationship

Ehh bushes.

Unless y’all have dates for 1+ year.

But then again, I have a very short leash with women.