Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[VertigoKnight]

BIG FACTS. Not linking a fukking soul on Sunday.

Yep throughout the week chicks were enquiring what I'm doing this weekend.

As if I dont know what day it is on sunday. Even better we have Monday off here in Vancouver. So if chicks want to meet today or monday, we can do that but Valentines day? And you're not my girlfriend?

Nope.

 

[Max.]

Ive been taken since oct....seeing all these hoes that ghost,flaked, had low effort are lookn all salty on IG.. valentines comn up n they makn all the

"I DoNt NeEd a mAn" lmaooo


Theres alot of bytches that get hyped up by ugly n fat dudes n it blows they mind n they think they a dime lmao

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

So many people I know getting engaged this weekend.

Don't know how they do it.

I'm one of those people who can't envision myself tied down to one person forever.

 

[CP3.]

These bots on tinder are insane. They took it to a whole other level

Used to be you could spot them a mile off, now they got normal bios, pics and even use local slang in the chat

 

[Vinny Lupton]

These bots on tinder are insane. They took it to a whole other level

Used to be you could spot them a mile off, now they got normal bios, pics and even use local slang in the chat

What do they try to sell you?

 

[George Gooney]

These bytches feeling the pressure. My phone been blowing up all day. That single on valentines day shyt is no joke to these hoes.

 

[duncanthetall]

Man....I’m salty. Because of covid been using bumble and the like. Have been doin decent. But this one chick I kinda been talkin to since late November. Just cause she’s easy to talk to but also I’ve been working out of town for like 2 months so I hadn’t really been able to try and kick it with her. My second time kicking it with her and she’s at my place and we’re cudding and stuff yadda yadda

Then she hits me with “Before this goes any further: I know we may not have sex tonight but it could happen potentially. I need to tell you years ago I was sexually assaulted and I have herpes.”

Smfh. We’ve been clicking a way I ain’t clicked with a female in a while. I had already told her kinda jokingly that she’s not getting into my pants first date, tho that is something I do try to live by. But man I dunno. We finished watching Wandavision and she headed on home. I appreciate her honesty but of course this was too good to be true. My grown ass is SAD.

 

[DapMeUp!]

Man....I’m salty. Because of covid been using bumble and the like. Have been doin decent. But this one chick I kinda been talkin to since late November. Just cause she’s easy to talk to but also I’ve been working out of town for like 2 months so I hadn’t really been able to try and kick it with her. My second time kicking it with her and she’s at my place and we’re cudding and stuff yadda yadda

Then she hits me with “Before this goes any further: I know we may not have sex tonight but it could happen potentially. I need to tell you years ago I was sexually assaulted and I have herpes.”

Smfh. We’ve been clicking a way I ain’t clicked with a female in a while. I had already told her kinda jokingly that she’s not getting into my pants first date, tho that is something I do try to live by. But man I dunno. We finished watching Wandavision and she headed on home. I appreciate her honesty but of course this was too good to be true. My grown ass is SAD.

This happened to me last summer. I was supposed to share the story in here but I was playing catch up in the thread so I didn't post.

One girl I have known for around 10 years now, she always used to flirt, send nudes, call and the rest but every time I saw her she would act up (obviously I know why now)

But last Summer me and my friend that was smashing her cousin went on a late night creep to the cousins house.
We were all drinking in the front room, I went to the bathroom I came back and my friend disappeared to her cousins room.

Obviously everyone knew what time it was when that happened so things started escalating.
She starts giving me head, getting naked and all the rest...The moment we are just about to get down to it, she drops the herp bomb on me

Obviously after that I was completely tuned out, started to say I'm too drunk to keep it up and all that, but she was trying to continue.
My friend is in the other room oblivious to all of this, and I'm praying he comes in and saves me cause she wasn't letting this go.

For whatever reason, my friend didn't beat either (He had a girl at the time) so he just got top and came in to save me unintentionally.

Had me looking sideways at one of my other friends though, cause I know he beat before

I think i have spoken to her like once after that incident I'm sure she knows I'm not with it anymore.

 

[LezJepzin]

These "Galentine's Day" posts already on my timeline

 

[VertigoKnight]

Man....I’m salty. Because of covid been using bumble and the like. Have been doin decent. But this one chick I kinda been talkin to since late November. Just cause she’s easy to talk to but also I’ve been working out of town for like 2 months so I hadn’t really been able to try and kick it with her. My second time kicking it with her and she’s at my place and we’re cudding and stuff yadda yadda

Then she hits me with “Before this goes any further: I know we may not have sex tonight but it could happen potentially. I need to tell you years ago I was sexually assaulted and I have herpes.”

Smfh. We’ve been clicking a way I ain’t clicked with a female in a while. I had already told her kinda jokingly that she’s not getting into my pants first date, tho that is something I do try to live by. But man I dunno. We finished watching Wandavision and she headed on home. I appreciate her honesty but of course this was too good to be true. My grown ass is SAD.

She foul as hell, not letting you know the first time you met.

 

[MikelArteta]

She foul as hell, not letting you know the first time you met.

that's what some do! I remember when I was going to meet up with this chick and then she mentioned I've been abused and raped in all my relationships I hope you're not that type of guy.

Twice got caught after the fact that they had kids went out once with a chick like 3 times before she told me she had a kid, another time it was only mentioned when I said I travel a lot and she said I can't travel so much because I have a son

 

[MikelArteta]

Man....I’m salty. Because of covid been using bumble and the like. Have been doin decent. But this one chick I kinda been talkin to since late November. Just cause she’s easy to talk to but also I’ve been working out of town for like 2 months so I hadn’t really been able to try and kick it with her. My second time kicking it with her and she’s at my place and we’re cudding and stuff yadda yadda

Then she hits me with “Before this goes any further: I know we may not have sex tonight but it could happen potentially. I need to tell you years ago I was sexually assaulted and I have herpes.”

Smfh. We’ve been clicking a way I ain’t clicked with a female in a while. I had already told her kinda jokingly that she’s not getting into my pants first date, tho that is something I do try to live by. But man I dunno. We finished watching Wandavision and she headed on home. I appreciate her honesty but of course this was too good to be true. My grown ass is SAD.

wash your hands and move on breh

 

[Vinny Lupton]

These "Galentine's Day" posts already on my timeline

I wanted to laugh at them more but it's kinda sad..why don't they just stay off the internet for 3 days instead

 

[Apollo Creed]

I wanted to laugh at them more but it's kinda sad..why don't they just stay off the internet for 3 days instead

attention is their life line breh. Even posting the pics isn’t them sharing their life with people its more so “see i’m not alone i am living my best life”, while internally they wish they were with a man.

when ever folks have to project how well they are doing they are usually miserable.

 

[CW_1991]