Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

Yall throwing extras on it

Ain’t say nothing about wives or. getting locked down. Yall can lodge a complaint about women in every corner of the planet.

Just saying in general breh and yeah that's true women are women

 

[cyndaquil]

Yall throwing extras on it

Ain’t say nothing about wives or. getting locked down. Yall can lodge a complaint about women in every corner of the planet.

what do you think this implies breh?

I might have pulled a @MikelArteta but in Colombia

@MikelArteta found a wife out of that situation. Wtf you think we were supposed to think?

 

[Canon]

what do you think this implies breh?

@MikelArteta found a wife out of that situation. Wtf you think we were supposed to think?

I’m sitting along the rio frío river eating her moms cooking and drinking beers with her pops

Living an adventure. Got them puters puting

 

[jay83]

I have yet to meet a woman who is a Chris brown fan that’s worth a damn. No shade at Chris but I swear it has never failed me.

 

[cyndaquil]

I wanna smash a cougar now

Is this what these hoes call "manifesting"?
I may be a believer now

 

[cyndaquil]

I have yet to meet a woman who is a Chris brown fan that’s worth a damn. No shade at Chris but I swear it has never failed me.

Fun story, chick I met 2 months ago immediately asked me to go with her to a Chris Brown concert later that month. I told her no I aint bout to pay to see that dude. She said she would pay for everything. Still no. Anyways I eventually meet up with that chick. She wasn't shyt. Found out she used to sell p*ssy, and her ex beat her but she stayed with him and he got another chick pregnant. I strapped up with that durex extra strong. Beat at the crib, no date, first night. Was supposed to order door dash. Nope. Then dipped and blocked her. Definitely not my proudest fukk.
All that to say yeah Chris Brown fan chicks might be a red flag.

 

[African_brehda]

Advocates for activity first dates really cooked with that shyt.

Took someone I was meeting for the first time to a theme park and I was like a caveman seeing fire for the first time

Touch barrier broken from the very start

Teasing and flirting just going naturally

No awkward moments of silence





Found out I lack any sort of physical coordination though. Lost every single completion