Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Brehs since Im done with my woman now as of 12 something this morning--its this chick I been vibing with at work that everybody eyes but she talks to nobody but me.
I never touched her nor tried to get the number.
Should I try now or will she reject me thinking I took too long and Im scary?

 

[Beerus]

Regarding tinder breh's when I'm supposed to ask for the number doe?
I think I fukked one up right now lmao.

 

[Shameonyou]

Stick to the one you were vibing with

Which one is prettier?

they both very pretty the friend is thicker though but the chik im vibin with looks like a combo of zoe saldana and phylicia rashad....its a tough one

 

[Jesus]

My breh I told ya'll about that was feeling the former stripper...dude was contemplating moving in with this bytch. She's been flaky lately with him and he says he's done, but I know he'll let her back if she called. Like ya'll said he has low self esteem and fukks with ratchets.

My other homeboy who stays in the same apartment complex as me is dating this broad who is batshyt crazy (found her on POF)...dude stay dropping money on her. At any moment she'll snap sometimes and kick him out her place. She tried to cut his dikk off, punched him in the face, etc. Then he'll come to me asking what to do...he never listens and runs back.

I used to think my best friend Will, was a lame for not fukking with many chicks. He's smashed only 3 broads and only of them he was actually dating...dude is 26. But dude has no drama and has his money in place with a IT job. He's moving to ATL soon...so I'd pass on these Oklahoma broads myself.

All my boys were together last night discussing our women issues....here I am thinking my shyt was bad.

 

[Jesus]

Brehs since Im done with my woman now as of 12 something this morning--its this chick I been vibing with at work that everybody eyes but she talks to nobody but me.
I never touched her nor tried to get the number.
Should I try now or will she reject me thinking I took too long and Im scary?

nikkas never learn with the co-workers shyt.

Breh, should I fukk my homeboy/cousin/brother's girl she's sending signals?
Breh, should I fukk with this married chick?

nikkas are ya'll this desperate/stupid...too many bytches in the world to be putting yourself in complex situations.

 

[Two Stacks]

Regarding tinder breh's when I'm supposed to ask for the number doe?
I think I fukked one up right now lmao.

Breh. You ALWAYS move from tinder to real life ASAP. took me less than 24 hrs to go from match to setting up a date. I just won (so far) cause she seem to be a real catch. Them nerd bytches are the ones you keep.

Also see I coulda had a white bytch, but she went back home after spring break. She was like she have a thing for black dudes and i said I have a thing for white girls I gave her my number and told her send me some pictures.

One thing I'm fully over is telling a bytch what i want from her/getting at her. you choose not to do it you might not see that bytch again.

 

[Beerus]

Breh. You ALWAYS move from tinder to real life ASAP. took me less than 24 hrs to go from match to setting up a date. I just won (so far) cause she seem to be a real catch. Them nerd bytches are the ones you keep.

Also see I coulda had a white bytch, but she went back home after spring break. She was like she have a thing for black dudes and i said I have a thing for white girls I gave her my number and told her send me some pictures.

One thing I'm fully over is telling a bytch what i want from her/getting at her. you choose not to do it you might not see that bytch again.

Yeah we was talkin from 10:27 and at 10:50pm i gave her my number(asked her if she had an iphone or android, told me iphone and i said I feel her pain she can text me easier on my number and that im o nthe same struggle with my iphone 4 and I couldn't wait to get the new one lol)
oh well

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

nikkas never learn with the co-workers shyt.

Breh, should I fukk my homeboy/cousin/brother's girl she's sending signals?
Breh, should I fukk with this married chick?

nikkas are ya'll this desperate/stupid...too many bytches in the world to be putting yourself in complex situations.

Ain't like we in the same department.

 

[Beerus]

Ain't like we in the same department.

It's finna be awkward, and like too much.
I just started 2 weeks ago getting at bytches at my job cuz im planning to leave at the end of june mid july.

 

[JackM]

Brehs since Im done with my woman now as of 12 something this morning--its this chick I been vibing with at work that everybody eyes but she talks to nobody but me.
I never touched her nor tried to get the number.
Should I try now or will she reject me thinking I took too long and Im scary?

See what's up wit her.

If she is, play ball....she ain't.....oh well, other yamps in tha sea.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

See what's up wit her.

If she is, play ball....she ain't.....oh well, other yamps in tha sea.

I just wanted to ask the brehs If I even have a chance

 

[Beerus]

I just wanted to ask the brehs If I even have a chance

nikka just try thats the only way u gon know.
its work tho I wouldnt do it if I was not was leaving, but if u dont care about that then holla ask her out

 

[kevm3]

My breh I told ya'll about that was feeling the former stripper...dude was contemplating moving in with this bytch. She's been flaky lately with him and he says he's done, but I know he'll let her back if she called. Like ya'll said he has low self esteem and fukks with ratchets.

My other homeboy who stays in the same apartment complex as me is dating this broad who is batshyt crazy (found her on POF)...dude stay dropping money on her. At any moment she'll snap sometimes and kick him out her place. She tried to cut his dikk off, punched him in the face, etc. Then he'll come to me asking what to do...he never listens and runs back.

I used to think my best friend Will, was a lame for not fukking with many chicks. He's smashed only 3 broads and only of them he was actually dating...dude is 26. But dude has no drama and has his money in place with a IT job. He's moving to ATL soon...so I'd pass on these Oklahoma broads myself.

All my boys were together last night discussing our women issues....here I am thinking my shyt was bad.

Pretty much, your boy wasn't 'smashing all the hoes.' He probably had a thorough screening process and avoided women with the drama and now he has things running very smoothly

 

[nls743]

Heres a random question. ....is a black man thats not some sort of super thug, have six figures and or not a tupac in a business suit, or under 6ft, the equivalent of an obese woman as far as being sought out?

 

[kevm3]

nah, only if you have low self-esteem.

Heres a random question. ....is a black man thats not some sort of super thug, have six figures and or not a tupac in a business suit, or under 6ft, the equivalent of an obese woman as far as being sought out?

Absolutely not. You might be young, but when I came up, I always felt like being black was the thing to be. You don't have to be super-thug or a mega-millionaire. You just got to keep yourself sharp.