Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I'm hittin this small event Thursday. Gonna test the waters a bit. I might be rusty but it'll be a good starting point to get ready for the summer
 

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I swear i'm trying to get rid of this white girl(she's been ran through by 10 dudes) who has become wayyyy to attached to me yesterday she sent me a pic( i didnt even ask for it) of her p*ssy and it was all deformed looking:sadcam:any suggestion on how to deal with this
 

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I swear i'm trying to get rid of this white girl(she's been ran through by 10 dudes) who has become wayyyy to attached to me yesterday she sent me a pic( i didnt even ask for it) of her p*ssy and it was all deformed looking:sadcam:any suggestion on how to deal with this
Dog I dont know if thats a good problem or bad problem :mjlol:
 

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Brehs, tinder is goat.

So other chick threw me in the bushes :ehh:

Went hit up 3 other chicks, going on a date with one chick Thursday; the other two said I was :noah: one said "you are so handsome and sexy lawddddd!"
 

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As you get older, you see how easy it is for a man to mess up a single black mother's home

Full disclosure: My mother was a single mom with two kids but I had two stepfathers growing up. Neither one of them was shyt and the fact that my mom put them before me at times has is why we're not as close as we could be today.

So today I'm selling some furniture on Craigslist and a nice lady and her daughter came to pick it up. I'm being nice, helping them move it into their car when she asks me if I got a girl. I'm like nah. So she starts flirting with me HARD like, "Well you got my number... hit me up sometimes."

Women get lonely brehs... Especially single moms. When they see a good man, they pretty much throw it at you.

Where shyt gets fukked up is that if you're :demonic: you can totally come into the situation and fukk everything up. These women are usually so lonely that they'll totally forget their kids if they feel like they got a good chance with a man.

It's just funny to me how it comes full circle. For instance, I was smashing a girl awhile back who had 3 kids by age 26 :merchant: But she was cute so I was like :manny: Brehs, I'd go over there at 8 pm and them kids would be put to bed and never leave their room. shyt was crazy because she knew them lil nagglets would have me like :camby: if I had to deal with them.

Now I'm a stand up dude so the worst I've ever done is smash with no intention of commitment. But imagine what happens when some Ving Rhames from Baby Boy type nikka shows up.

One time when I was visiting ol' girl, I looked at her family pictures and she had a son that reminded me of me when I was a kid. I just shook my head because I saw the cycle repeating itself. I knew that even if it wasn't me this chick was going to latch onto SOMEBODY and that somebody may not have the kids' best interest at heart. I also knew to stop wasting her time. The worst is when nikkas get buddy buddy with a chick and then get cool with her kids, only to break her and her kids' heart. I can't stand nikkas like that. When I was doing my single mom thing, I kept my interaction with the kids to a minimum.
 

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Brehs, tinder is goat.

So other chick threw me in the bushes :ehh:

Went hit up 3 other chicks, going on a date with one chick Thursday; the other two said I was :noah: one said "you are so handsome and sexy lawddddd!"
The one you just went our with?
 

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Damn brehs was doing well getting over this girl who cheated on me and I slipped up and took her phone calls and we went out and I smashed.. I feel like all the work I was doing to be move on has been undone now. She's bad news but damn this broad is like ecstasy:sadcam:

Between the breakup and meeting up again, I went out with 3 different females. I smashed 2, I keep coming back to how gorgeous the ex was. In time i'll get over it but this shyt burns right now
 

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The one you just went our with?

no. the one i just went out with doesn't have kids.

the 3 others....

1 has a kid i found out by looking her up on FB :carlton:

1 i gave my number to...this bytch CALLED my phone :merchant:; she got 2 kids; which i already figured

the 3rd, i gave her my number like 3 weeks ago; we were texting then i got busy and holla'd at the chick i met last week. so i hit her up after getting curved by that chick and she wants to go out Thursday.

You never stop; getting stuck on one bytch is stupid unless you're in LTR/engaged/married. even then you gotta be careful.
 

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no. the one i just went out with doesn't have kids.

the 3 others....

1 has a kid i found out by looking her up on FB :carlton:

1 i gave my number to...this bytch CALLED my phone :merchant:; she got 2 kids; which i already figured

the 3rd, i gave her my number like 3 weeks ago; we were texting then i got busy and holla'd at the chick i met last week. so i hit her up after getting curved by that chick and she wants to go out Thursday.

You never stop; getting stuck on one bytch is stupid unless you're in LTR/engaged/married. even then you gotta be careful.
:russ:is too much to ask to make that carlton smiley an official smiley on here shyt is hilarious
 

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no. the one i just went out with doesn't have kids.

the 3 others....

1 has a kid i found out by looking her up on FB :carlton:

1 i gave my number to...this bytch CALLED my phone :merchant:; she got 2 kids; which i already figured

the 3rd, i gave her my number like 3 weeks ago; we were texting then i got busy and holla'd at the chick i met last week. so i hit her up after getting curved by that chick and she wants to go out Thursday.

You never stop; getting stuck on one bytch is stupid unless you're in LTR/engaged/married. even then you gotta be careful.
I meant the one you just went out with curved you.
 
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