Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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:snoop: who curved you breh


the nerdy chick who's studying for the MCAT. I'd say looks 6-7, personality 9; she was fukking cool as shyt, definitely a great prospect but she wasn't feeling me like she said she was.

She asked me out; said i was attractive, then asked me out again after the first date. so it was like WTF.
 

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damn brehs.

i have like 10 of these australian chicks from tinder on my facebook now

ive broken the fourth wall, but damn there so easy to talk to :noah:


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Today I spent a good few hours trying to explain to my friend that he should cut off a girl that he had a fling with. It was the usual story, friends with benefits and he tried to make it into a relationship and then realised that he was making all the effort. She hit him with the "let's just be friends" routine but steadily kept him wrapped around her finger and played the usual manipulative games that girls like to play. Now she says she's got a boyfriend and my friend still hasn't used this opportunity to officially cut her off. He keeps saying he'll do it when the time's right :snoop:.

I know what's going to happen and I even tried to spell it out for him but he thinks he's different compared to the rest of us guys who have been played before.

i lost count how many times i've come across nikkaz in situations like this or somewhat similar. Best thing to do is advise em' once, and never bother again. Nikkaz are sooo fukked up, that they would justify ANYTHING even if they know the truth deep down.

My neighbour that i knew since the 6th grade, told me on sunday that i was right and how i told him that gettin back with his ex when she dumped him was a bad idea and that she would do it again. Da 1st time he told me he broke up with her, nikka was so depressed. So i hit him with some gems and he went from being :to: to :krs:. Few days later on his birthday, i see shorties whip outside his house and i'm like :dahell::mindblown::stopitslime:and i warned him she would come to his birthday seein as how they broke up only few days ago and it was still fresh and especially since its da day of his bday. So i get to his crib, pull him aside and i'm like :why:and he was like :whoa::whoa: i know i know breh...its just that....and i didn't even let him finish cuz i knew what he was gonna say...."the sex" and sure enough i was right. So i'm like :snoop: do you breh. :yeshrug:but don't come to me later talmbout how i was right :ufdup::birdman:


I have NEVER in my life been in a relationship, but this thread has given me more than enough knowledge on how to be myself, tolerate no sh!t from anyone and how to appreciate a good woman and a relationship whenever they come. :smugdraper:
 

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i lost count how many times i've come across nikkaz in situations like this or somewhat similar. Best thing to do is advise em' once, and never bother again. Nikkaz are sooo fukked up, that they would justify ANYTHING even if they know the truth deep down.

My neighbour that i knew since the 6th grade, told me on sunday that i was right and how i told him that gettin back with his ex when she dumped him was a bad idea and that she would do it again. Da 1st time he told me he broke up with her, nikka was so depressed. So i hit him with some gems and he went from being :to: to :krs:. Few days later on his birthday, i see shorties whip outside his house and i'm like :dahell::mindblown::stopitslime:and i warned him she would come to his birthday seein as how they broke up only few days ago and it was still fresh and especially since its da day of his bday. So i get to his crib, pull him aside and i'm like :why:and he was like :whoa::whoa: i know i know breh...its just that....and i didn't even let him finish cuz i knew what he was gonna say...."the sex" and sure enough i was right. So i'm like :snoop: do you breh. :yeshrug:but don't come to me later talmbout how i was right :ufdup::birdman:


I have NEVER in my life been in a relationship, but this thread has given me more than enough knowledge on how to be myself, tolerate no sh!t from anyone and how to appreciate a good woman and a relationship whenever they come. :smugdraper:

relationships are overrated number 1.

Number 2. even though all the advice you get, you'll enter a relationship and forget it, because in the honeymoon period your girl does whatever you want and what you expect, adn by the time she doesn't your in so deep and enamoured that you just stay .

and yep once a woman dumps you its over, ive never seen it work a woman dumping a guy and them getting back together happily ever after.
 

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relationships are overrated number 1.

Number 2. even though all the advice you get, you'll enter a relationship and forget it, because in the honeymoon period your girl does whatever you want and what you expect, adn by the time she doesn't your in so deep and enamoured that you just stay .

and yep once a woman dumps you its over, ive never seen it work a woman dumping a guy and them getting back together happily ever after.

emotions, sex, length of the relationship means absolutely jack sh!t to me. If i've been with a girl for 3 years or 15 and she begins to act distant or disrespects me, she's out imme-diate-fuking-ley. Even if i'm married with kids, i'll toss shorty to the bushes wit the quickness. IDGAF what my family or her family thinks. No amount of counseling or reconciliation would change my mind. Matter fact, i wouldn't even take part in that shyt to begin with. Fukk this concept of fixing your marriage...shorty better respect my authority and d!ck from the get or find another place to call her home.
 

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emotions, sex, length of the relationship means absolutely jack sh!t to me. If i've been with a girl for 3 years or 15 and she begins to act distant or disrespects me, she's out imme-diate-fuking-ley. Even if i'm married with kids, i'll toss shorty to the bushes wit the quickness. IDGAF what my family or her family thinks. No amount of counseling or reconciliation would change my mind. Matter fact, i wouldn't even take part in that shyt to begin with. Fukk this concept of fixing your marriage...shorty better respect my authority and d!ck from the get or find another place to call her home.

:myman:

many men are weak though, its why women are so fuzzy, giving amazing blowjobs, sex, cooking great meals to draw you in, then for many men all your rules and morals go out the door because shes hot, you said ud never give a woman money, suddenly you hepling her with her rent because she has you.

im blesed through life experiences, no woman has a hold on me besides my mom.

I've walked away from women I loved dearly after being disrespected and that makes me stand for nothing.

even if i were to get married adn have 4 kids, if i found out my wife is cheating, no counselling nothing thats it.
 

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:myman:

many men are weak though, its why women are so fuzzy, giving amazing blowjobs, sex, cooking great meals to draw you in, then for many men all your rules and morals go out the door because shes hot, you said ud never give a woman money, suddenly you hepling her with her rent because she has you.

im blesed through life experiences, no woman has a hold on me besides my mom.

I've walked away from women I loved dearly after being disrespected and that makes me stand for nothing.

even if i were to get married adn have 4 kids, if i found out my wife is cheating, no counselling nothing thats it.

i find myself in those sticky situations at times which is why i cannot stay committed. I gotta be talkin with atleast 28 different hoes. The mindset is a world..and i mean in every sense of that word...of a difference than when you only talking to 1 broad.

and no one can replace my mom...i'd catch a bullet for that woman. :wow: my grandmother too. :noah:

my old man always told me, forget what your mother or any other person tells you...if you in a relationship or marriage and your girl/wife disrespects or cheats on you....she is fukking dead to you and i'm like...i know dad. i kno. :youngsabo:
 

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:myman:

many men are weak though, its why women are so fuzzy, giving amazing blowjobs, sex, cooking great meals to draw you in, then for many men all your rules and morals go out the door because shes hot, you said ud never give a woman money, suddenly you hepling her with her rent because she has you.

im blesed through life experiences, no woman has a hold on me besides my mom.

I've walked away from women I loved dearly after being disrespected and that makes me stand for nothing.

even if i were to get married adn have 4 kids, if i found out my wife is cheating, no counselling nothing thats it.
why is there no nhl playoffs thread breh
 

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If a girl has a set in stone "type" do you man still have a punt at her anyway or just chalk it up as an L if you don't meet those requirements?
 

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If a girl has a set in stone "type" do you man still have a punt at her anyway or just chalk it up as an L if you don't meet those requirements?

K.I.M.

Redundant as it is said, nikkas act like there aren't thousands of women you won't see a single day. :heh:
 
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