hey man you fukk yet
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hey man you fukk yet
no i'm in a bit of a drought at the moment but i'm trying not to put my stock in chasing chicks this summer working on myself a bit but if it happens 
DaRealness
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Just Jane: I've cheated on my lovely fella... but the sex was the best I ever had | Just Jane | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week
A hoe will be a hoe.
Reading between the lines, I like how Jane is actually lowkey patting this chick on the back. I see you.
Just Jane: My drunken romp with co-worker was a BIG mistake…now she won't leave me alone | Just Jane | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week
Some dudes have to learn the hard way that you don't shyt where you eat.
A hoe will be a hoe.
We’ve been together since we met at college seven years ago, when we were 17.
I know he loves and trusts me, and I feel awful that I’ve let him down.
But I just couldn’t help myself.
I went away with some friends for a long weekend at a holiday village to celebrate my best friend’s 25th birthday.
As we were all dancing a guy came up and put his arms around me and I’m sorry to say I really enjoyed it.
We danced for a bit, then he led me to his room and we had sex all night.
I’ve never done anything like this before and I’ve only ever had sex with my boyfriend.
I had no idea it could be like that.
This guy was amazing.
I had orgasm after orgasm and we did things I’d never even dreamed of.
The next day my friends were asking me questions about him and none of them said I was a dreadful person.
In fact, they all thought it was about time.
Although they like my boyfriend, they reckon I should live a little and having been with him for so long I’m like some old married woman, they said.
I know they would never tell my boyfriend, and they even encouraged me to see this guy the next night.
And he was only too happy to repeat the incredible sex we’d had the night before.
The problem is that sex with my boyfriend is now as dull as ditchwater.
I don’t know why I feel secretly pleased with what I’ve done, even though I feel guilty and know that I’ve totally betrayed him.
What should I do?
I know he loves and trusts me, and I feel awful that I’ve let him down.
But I just couldn’t help myself.
I went away with some friends for a long weekend at a holiday village to celebrate my best friend’s 25th birthday.
As we were all dancing a guy came up and put his arms around me and I’m sorry to say I really enjoyed it.
We danced for a bit, then he led me to his room and we had sex all night.
I’ve never done anything like this before and I’ve only ever had sex with my boyfriend.
I had no idea it could be like that.
This guy was amazing.
I had orgasm after orgasm and we did things I’d never even dreamed of.
The next day my friends were asking me questions about him and none of them said I was a dreadful person.
In fact, they all thought it was about time.
Although they like my boyfriend, they reckon I should live a little and having been with him for so long I’m like some old married woman, they said.
I know they would never tell my boyfriend, and they even encouraged me to see this guy the next night.
And he was only too happy to repeat the incredible sex we’d had the night before.
The problem is that sex with my boyfriend is now as dull as ditchwater.
I don’t know why I feel secretly pleased with what I’ve done, even though I feel guilty and know that I’ve totally betrayed him.
What should I do?
Reading between the lines, I like how Jane is actually lowkey patting this chick on the back. I see you.
Just Jane: My drunken romp with co-worker was a BIG mistake…now she won't leave me alone | Just Jane | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week
A whole load of us had gone out for a boozy night and it degenerated into a drunken party.
We were celebrating winning a big contract and our boss had given us £500 to have a good time.
We were drinking champagne with vodka chasers and then I noticed this woman.
I had no idea how I could have missed such a beauty in our office.
We spent ages talking and getting closer and closer. Then she suggested we went back to her flat.
We got a taxi and we were groping each other so much that the driver pulled over and told us to get out.
She pulled me up against a tree and put my hand under her skirt. She wasn’t wearing anything and we almost had sex right there.
Her flat was quite close and we stumbled to it and didn’t make it to her bedroom before we were groping.
We were just about to do it when she threw up and I went home.
On Monday, back at work, I looked round the office for her and actually had to get a mate to point her out.
I was shocked that she wasn’t the stunning female that I’d had almost had sex with.
Worse, she won’t leave me alone. She’s been texting me and hanging around my office desk. Now she’s told me that she expects me to leave my girlfriend, whom I love, for her.
She just doesn’t get that it was a one-night stand, and we didn’t even go all the way.
We were celebrating winning a big contract and our boss had given us £500 to have a good time.
We were drinking champagne with vodka chasers and then I noticed this woman.
I had no idea how I could have missed such a beauty in our office.
We spent ages talking and getting closer and closer. Then she suggested we went back to her flat.
We got a taxi and we were groping each other so much that the driver pulled over and told us to get out.
She pulled me up against a tree and put my hand under her skirt. She wasn’t wearing anything and we almost had sex right there.
Her flat was quite close and we stumbled to it and didn’t make it to her bedroom before we were groping.
We were just about to do it when she threw up and I went home.
On Monday, back at work, I looked round the office for her and actually had to get a mate to point her out.
I was shocked that she wasn’t the stunning female that I’d had almost had sex with.
Worse, she won’t leave me alone. She’s been texting me and hanging around my office desk. Now she’s told me that she expects me to leave my girlfriend, whom I love, for her.
She just doesn’t get that it was a one-night stand, and we didn’t even go all the way.
Some dudes have to learn the hard way that you don't shyt where you eat.
Gems Thread Patrons... My friends... My comrades... my self-improvement in love/life brethren; this is where i'm at.
So i'm still with the same lady friend (since jan 2013), and while she's cool and practically drama free (she's wifey material)... i just don't see myself with her "at the moment".
Is there a way i can say, "Can we take some time out?"... but i guess i can answer my own question... i believe i want to cut her off cuz this isn't gonna work. I can tell she wants to settle down
(at 29 she is) and start a family. But here i am, out in the streets kicking it with the fellas, hypebeasting, still have no property to my name... i'm basically philandering into my second childhood - and i don't want to waste her time anymore.
But we're so compatible.
Thing is, as much as i love her - i'm not IN love with her any more...
Here's the story...
April 2013, a customer comes to the shop asking to get her brakes replaced and oil changed. Cool. No biggie (she's actually the bosses neighbor, cuz typically - we don't mechanical shiit here, just body work). At first, i'm thinking,"Oh, another attractive woman w car woes, cool."
So we actually text back and forth, me giving her progress about her car, showing her how to send GIFs through imessage, casual ass convo. Nothing huge.
Then, arrived the day where she came by to pick up her car, we ended up talking outside the office for nearly an hour - about Bullshiit stuff. (this is more attention that i give most customers and vice versa)
Then it got to the point where i said,
"You know what? I'm the kind of shop manager that likes to get involved with the repairs we perform, perhaps sometime i i can sit in the car with you to see how the brakes perform and if there are any internal squeeks stemming from the brakes... it's my priority to guarantee our workmanship."
She said, "Yeah! That'd be a great idea. I'll let you know when we can do that. Thing is, there was a lot of sexual tension and chemistry between us. This girl has never met me before and there she is, yapping about everything, giving me the physical and verbal cues; the chick was attracted.
But nothing ultimately happened. No biggie. So I K.I.M.
(mind you, i was still dating my girl at the time but i figured after a couple months, it's not confirmed that we're in a relationship so i still flirted heavy. Not that i don't today, LOL!).
*Flash forwards 5 months later, September 2013... random text hits phone*
"Hey Howie, I need another oil change, you think you can help me?"
Long story short breaighs. We changed her oil and this time, i bluntly asked, "What are you doing this weekend?"
We ended up kickin' it.
Was the most I had in a long time...
This girl made a very strong impression on me...
So what happened?
Part Deux... on the way...
.
So i'm still with the same lady friend (since jan 2013), and while she's cool and practically drama free (she's wifey material)... i just don't see myself with her "at the moment".
Is there a way i can say, "Can we take some time out?"... but i guess i can answer my own question... i believe i want to cut her off cuz this isn't gonna work. I can tell she wants to settle down
(at 29 she is) and start a family. But here i am, out in the streets kicking it with the fellas, hypebeasting, still have no property to my name... i'm basically philandering into my second childhood - and i don't want to waste her time anymore.
But we're so compatible.
Thing is, as much as i love her - i'm not IN love with her any more...
Here's the story...
April 2013, a customer comes to the shop asking to get her brakes replaced and oil changed. Cool. No biggie (she's actually the bosses neighbor, cuz typically - we don't mechanical shiit here, just body work). At first, i'm thinking,"Oh, another attractive woman w car woes, cool."
So we actually text back and forth, me giving her progress about her car, showing her how to send GIFs through imessage, casual ass convo. Nothing huge.
Then, arrived the day where she came by to pick up her car, we ended up talking outside the office for nearly an hour - about Bullshiit stuff. (this is more attention that i give most customers and vice versa)
Then it got to the point where i said,
"You know what? I'm the kind of shop manager that likes to get involved with the repairs we perform, perhaps sometime i i can sit in the car with you to see how the brakes perform and if there are any internal squeeks stemming from the brakes... it's my priority to guarantee our workmanship."
She said, "Yeah! That'd be a great idea. I'll let you know when we can do that. Thing is, there was a lot of sexual tension and chemistry between us. This girl has never met me before and there she is, yapping about everything, giving me the physical and verbal cues; the chick was attracted.
But nothing ultimately happened. No biggie. So I K.I.M.
(mind you, i was still dating my girl at the time but i figured after a couple months, it's not confirmed that we're in a relationship so i still flirted heavy. Not that i don't today, LOL!).
*Flash forwards 5 months later, September 2013... random text hits phone*
"Hey Howie, I need another oil change, you think you can help me?"
Long story short breaighs. We changed her oil and this time, i bluntly asked, "What are you doing this weekend?"
We ended up kickin' it.
Was the most I had in a long time...
This girl made a very strong impression on me...
So what happened?
Part Deux... on the way...
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DaRealness
I think very deeply
And you're absolutely right... coincidence that our posts erected at the time.
Back to the story...
We hung out that night, had several drinks and basically felt like a kid again... being completely infatuated and enamored by this being. Shiit was mind blowing breaighs.
But some how, i didn't ask her to hang out with me again. I felt guilty. Legit guilty. Here i am, a fella with a nice foundation of steak and potatoes at home, and i'm out in the town parading with this little hottie toddy that's has but the shelf life of a tub of yogurt.
As fukked up as it was though, i would casually message her once every month or so asking her to hang out. She'd commit, then flake. She asked me to her birthday, i'd flake. It's like we were playing games for the sake of it (she's an attractive chick with plenty options, i'm sure. And I was in a full fledged relationship; neither of us wanted to show the weaker hand).
So since december, i haven't messaged her until this past May asking her if she could come out to my bday event (to which, would exclude my gf cuz she was out of town for a marathon).
She verbally commits but to no surprise; doesn't show up.
This time, i was putting her in the bushes. 2 strikes and your out!
Then this is where it gets interesting.
A couple weeks ago, she texts me; apologizes for not being able to make it to my bday and wants to hang out for sure. I was skeptical, but told her i'd be out of town for Memorial Day weekend and should do something the following weekend. She goes ok.
We ended up agreeing to going out on Saturday, May 30rst. Throughout that saturday, i knew not to pump myself up because her history of flaking didn't leave a good taste in my mouth. My girl actually wanted to hang out with me that night, but i told her i had, "Guys night out" *hangs head in shame but continues with plans cuz he ratchet*).
I tells her, "Okay, so i'll pick u up at around 9. We're gonna go hit up a friends place then shoot for the strip." She said Cool!
Boy, so i pulls up to her place and... let me tell you, the outfit she wore last time were pants, some standard boots and a semi-revealing shirt. Nothing flattering.
But when she stepped out the house this time (now put your imagine-o-vision goggles on) in a skirt, halter top and some peep toe shoes... legs lookin' more succulent than a batch of lobster tails. Ooh WEE!!
A fella felt real pimpish right thurr.
Long story short; we hit up a couple bars/lounges, meet up with friends, cousin and his mistress came through... we had a blast.
Here's the fukked up part, as we're leaving the first bar...
STANDING IN LINE TO THE VENUE WE'RE LEAVING....MY GIRLFRIENDS BROTHER!!! HOLY SHIIIT!!!!
At this point in time, i felt crunchy as fukk. I was surprised he didn't punch me in the face, but he didn't assume anything. Just asked me how was it inside and i just said, "it's cool, just here with some people from the auto dealership... come through to Havana and we'll grab a drink! (the place we're headed to, i don't know what the fukk i was doing, exposing myself, but damn, i didn't know how else to react - while the chick i was with was grabbing onto my shirt - i'm sure they knew what was up. Fukk!!!)
So we're walking to the next venue and i'm already feeling like a douche bag cuz I KNOW he was gonna hit up my girl.. for sure!!!'
Knowing that i already asked her bro and his homies to hit up one venue, Havana, as part of my tactic to not get caught up, we decided to hit up club Q instead (hoping him and company wouldn't show up). Haha. I'm slick like that. LOL!
But with the drinks free flowing, she starts unveiling her DEMON side. We hit up the club and She's basically teasing me on the dance floor, twerking her little frame against the pelvis and getting low to where her face is grazing my nether regions; i felt so damn presidential!
Then.. came the moment of truth.com; she put her face against mines, proceeded to commence to the holy moment that took damn near A YEAR IN THE MAKING!!!
She kissed me (but not after biting my lip several times, what a bad girl. bad bad girl... in every sense of the word).
But it was so lustful... so erotic... so suspenseful. All at the same time.
Then, as i walk to the bar. Guess who i freaking run into...
HER GAWT DAMNED BROTHER!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Part 3. The final frontier. A man's final decision...
Coming next.
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You lying Howie. May 30th was on a Friday...
But continue on breh.
But continue on breh.
At this point, i'm thinking, i gotta get the fukk outta here! It's bad enough that the new lady friend is getting too close for comfort (given the situation, no homo).
But under the bright lights, loud music, the excess alcohol; it's the ultimate ingredient for a night of lust and passion.
The right angel side of my brain was like, "Howie, you fukkin' up right now. How can you do this to the woman who has been so faithful to you for the past 16 months and nurtured you, bedded you, washed your clothes, took you on trips, feed you even when you ain't hungry, didn't trip when you doubled up on them Gamma's instead of getting her a better Xmas present, etc.)
Then the left demon side of my brain was like, "Doggie, you young (enough) and need to explore your options. This is a rare opportunity that you get something this spicy... MUY CALIENTE GUAY!! Dine on this piece of meat, cave into your carnal desires. As Hova Camel once said, "You don't want to learn to live with regrets..."
At that point, the friends already bounced, so it was just me, the girl, my cousin and his side piece. So we left out of the club to devoid any pending/potential future circumstances...
As we were walking out, the outside of the club was real noisy and overwhelming to the senses... but i took the lead, acting as though i was the head of the heard, not paying her any mind (it was a game afterall). Thing is, she didn't allow me to walk too far. She pulled me closer and --- here's the kick...
She the held my hand, fam. *sighs* Those soft little natural goddess mittens they call lady hands. She had them. And they feelded real good.
It was as much as an enlightening moment as it was a victorious one. I felt like the protector. I felt so powerful. Remember the first time you heard Dipset Anthem? Or you that time you hit the game winning jumper (even though it was against your handicapped cousin Nester... but still!).
It was a defining moment of my adult hood. So many years, settled with women i wasn't really into for the sake of being with somebody. Or did go on a date with a hottie only to never to see her again cuz i was so awkward (best believe when the adage comes to mind, "if i knew then what i know now." Umph...).
On the drive home, she said she wanted to hang out again... and that she wants to get outdoors more and suggested to go hiking and *gulps*
One on one camping.
I know she's bad for my diet... but my ratchet hunger has an insatiable appetite for a picante pinata puss... and she's got it. Rawrr!!!
We would text back and forth throughout Monday.
I haven't texted her since cuz i know girl is getting ready for finals and she's occupied with work - i'll make myself mysterious in the mean time... in between time. Let her day dream time. Hee hee.
We'll see what this summer holds for me.
Do i drop this new fire cracker cuz of guilt and shame? Knowing that my girl is starting to get suspicious at the same time and could potentially ruin all that i've worked for with my girlfriend?
Or do i throw my current lady boo out the bushes and start something with this young and restless pumpkin t*ts and just bask in the moment of glory and dedication (the true meaning of persistence and patience equals desirable results with a desirable truffle cake shake *takes a chug from her proverbial jugs of life* "aahhhh").
Stay tuned, breaghs...
These are my confessions...
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But under the bright lights, loud music, the excess alcohol; it's the ultimate ingredient for a night of lust and passion.
The right angel side of my brain was like, "Howie, you fukkin' up right now. How can you do this to the woman who has been so faithful to you for the past 16 months and nurtured you, bedded you, washed your clothes, took you on trips, feed you even when you ain't hungry, didn't trip when you doubled up on them Gamma's instead of getting her a better Xmas present, etc.)
Then the left demon side of my brain was like, "Doggie, you young (enough) and need to explore your options. This is a rare opportunity that you get something this spicy... MUY CALIENTE GUAY!! Dine on this piece of meat, cave into your carnal desires. As Hova Camel once said, "You don't want to learn to live with regrets..."
At that point, the friends already bounced, so it was just me, the girl, my cousin and his side piece. So we left out of the club to devoid any pending/potential future circumstances...
As we were walking out, the outside of the club was real noisy and overwhelming to the senses... but i took the lead, acting as though i was the head of the heard, not paying her any mind (it was a game afterall). Thing is, she didn't allow me to walk too far. She pulled me closer and --- here's the kick...
She the held my hand, fam. *sighs* Those soft little natural goddess mittens they call lady hands. She had them. And they feelded real good.
It was as much as an enlightening moment as it was a victorious one. I felt like the protector. I felt so powerful. Remember the first time you heard Dipset Anthem? Or you that time you hit the game winning jumper (even though it was against your handicapped cousin Nester... but still!).
It was a defining moment of my adult hood. So many years, settled with women i wasn't really into for the sake of being with somebody. Or did go on a date with a hottie only to never to see her again cuz i was so awkward (best believe when the adage comes to mind, "if i knew then what i know now." Umph...).
On the drive home, she said she wanted to hang out again... and that she wants to get outdoors more and suggested to go hiking and *gulps*
One on one camping.
I know she's bad for my diet... but my ratchet hunger has an insatiable appetite for a picante pinata puss... and she's got it. Rawrr!!!
We would text back and forth throughout Monday.
I haven't texted her since cuz i know girl is getting ready for finals and she's occupied with work - i'll make myself mysterious in the mean time... in between time. Let her day dream time. Hee hee.
We'll see what this summer holds for me.
Do i drop this new fire cracker cuz of guilt and shame? Knowing that my girl is starting to get suspicious at the same time and could potentially ruin all that i've worked for with my girlfriend?
Or do i throw my current lady boo out the bushes and start something with this young and restless pumpkin t*ts and just bask in the moment of glory and dedication (the true meaning of persistence and patience equals desirable results with a desirable truffle cake shake *takes a chug from her proverbial jugs of life* "aahhhh").
Stay tuned, breaghs...
These are my confessions...
And you know i always come through with some kind of visual proof.
She's a beaut, breaighs... and with more curves than a slalom.
She's a beaut, breaighs... and with more curves than a slalom.
She was leant over the whip cuz she dropped her keys... i snuck in a photo like a true creeper.
A giggity giggity...
A giggity giggity...
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brehs i need an opinion on something there's who i'm friends with on facebook(she gave me a lapdance when i was in high school) and instagram she likes to post statuses wishing she had and had someone to come home to as well as her posting the cliche "inbox me something you've always wanted to me" statuses she post the whole "inbox for a tbh" too her instagram is filled with pics that incite sex do you guys think she's crying for dikk 
? she also has a kid btw 
? she also has a kid btw 
brehs i need an opinion on something there's who i'm friends with on facebook(she gave me a lapdance when i was in high school) and instagram she likes to post statuses wishing she had and had someone to come home to as well as her posting the cliche "inbox me something you've always wanted to me" statuses she post the whole "inbox for a tbh" too her instagram is filled with pics that incite sex do you guys think she's crying for dikk
i have no interest in this chick relationship wise(I wouldn't mind fukking her if given the opportunity) but what are you saying?
i'm guessing when you say ether meaning you smashed?Don't fukk with single mothers...talked to this one chick who had a kid and she caught feelings after I gave her the ether. Sensitive damaged goods...worst bundle package ever.