The ass whooping of the century :wow:

[prince_peoples]

I was one of those horrible kids you speak of, and i was getting my ass beat on the reg.

getting whopped only made me tougher, and a lot better at doing my dirt.

funny thing is me and my boy was just sharing out worst ass whopping stories today.

Aw man the memories
Gettin ya ass beat like that builds character
Side note: I remember as kids we all knew which ones didn't get whipped
They was always bad for no damn reason, spoiled asf, breaking in folks homes- go to juvie- get out steal a car
All of the ones known to get a severe greazin was like waymint, u wanna steal what?sheeit my moms'll flip out y'all go head

 

[Cat piss martini]

shyt was light....


when i fukked up it was like getting jumped
in by the blood and then the crips after that
threw a few back.....
black people need to bring that belt back,
fukk what crackas are talking about.

 

[knickscrusaderm]

man getting beat as a kid was no joke. My sister was vicious with it.
I remember there one time she beat me so bad i couldnt even sit on my hard as chair in school. I won't even mention the broom and pots she used to knock me across the back with. Its amazing i can even walk properly.
I still love my sister tho
When i got older i realized the stress she was under taking care of all of us.

shyt I remember my worst ass whooping like it was yesterday . I basically left the crib early to chill with my neegas, didn't answer any phone calls (my phone died), and didn't come home till dark. This was around 8th grade.

When I got bak my sis had the illest mean mug on her face and the extension cord in hand. Apparently she called me 20 some times to find out where I was and couldn't get a hold of me cuz my phone died. I felt like I didn't have to explain shyt so I just shrugged my shoulders and went to my room . She came in my room tryna impose her will on me but I wasn't having that . She tried to wild out but I just held her hands down as she tried her best to hit me . But little did I know she already called my pops and he wasn't happy. She ended up calling him again and explained what had just happened. As she comes through my room again to hand me the phone my fukkery senses start tingling and my life slowly starts flashing thru my eyes. All he said was I got 16 for you when I get home. In my mind it basically meant, "nikka you got three hours to live :awwfuk:."

During the time between that phone convo and him coming home, I had already cleaned the entire crib, balanced his checkbook, and finished my college essay. When he walked through the door I thought I was safe cuz everything was in order , but all he said to me was, "Your room, now." My pops got a thick island accent so when he said this in perfect English I knew it was a wrap. He came through with the paddle that said Applied psychology on it and proceeded to whoop the deliquent out of me. Mid-asswhooping I just went numb and started thinking back on all the dumb shyt I did in my short life on some I need 2 change shyt :mjlawd:. He got to 16 and lost count so he kept going until I was wiping my tears with my shirt like :ether:. From that day forward I became a model citizen. Gotta thank my pops for that .

 

[Tom Foolery]

If I had a daughter and she posted nudes of herself, I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing.

 

[MoonGoddess]

shyt I remember my worst ass whooping like it was yesterday . I basically left the crib early to chill with my neegas, didn't answer any phone calls (my phone died), and didn't come home till dark. This was around 8th grade.

When I got bak my sis had the illest mean mug on her face and the extension cord in hand. Apparently she called me 20 some times to find out where I was and couldn't get a hold of me cuz my phone died. I felt like I didn't have to explain shyt so I just shrugged my shoulders and went to my room . She came in my room tryna impose her will on me but I wasn't having that . She tried to wild out but I just held her hands down as she tried her best to hit me . But little did I know she already called my pops and he wasn't happy. She ended up calling him again and explained what had just happened. As she comes through my room again to hand me the phone my fukkery senses start tingling and my life slowly starts flashing thru my eyes. All he said was I got 16 for you when I get home. In my mind it basically meant, "nikka you got three hours to live :awwfuk:."

During the time between that phone convo and him coming home, I had already cleaned the entire crib, balanced his checkbook, and finished my college essay. When he walked through the door I thought I was safe cuz everything was in order , but all he said to me was, "Your room, now." My pops got a thick island accent so when he said this in perfect English I knew it was a wrap. He came through with the paddle that said Applied psychology on it and proceeded to whoop the deliquent out of me. Mid-asswhooping I just went numb and started thinking back on all the dumb shyt I did in my short life on some I need 2 change shyt :mjlawd:. He got to 16 and lost count so he kept going until I was wiping my tears with my shirt like :ether:. From that day forward I became a model citizen. Gotta thank my pops for that .

island parents got to be the worse when it come to this ass whopping shyt. They'll beat you and dare you to tell anyone. I remember when i tried that "im a call the police shyt" my sister was like oh yeah, well let me get this last ass whopping in then. Needless to say my palms were to sore to even pick up the phone let alone dial 911.

 

[jeh]

Cue the Clips vs Roc battle

 

[Cat piss martini]

wtf did she do to deserve that?

come on baby...
you know she did some fukked up shyt.
(some taint the family name shyt)
daughters get away with murder when it comes
to fathers......now a mother would have gave her ass
a nice over hand right and said (long as you live here)
I run shyt now go lay yo fast ass down before i give you round 2.
(fathers go there over fukkin and fukkin up in school)

 

[knickscrusaderm]

island parents got to be the worse when it come to this ass whopping shyt. They'll beat you and dare you to tell anyone. I remember when i tried that "im a call the police shyt" my sister was like oh yeah, well let me get this last ass whopping in then. Needless to say my palms were to sore to even pick up the phone let alone dial 911.

You shuld have known better than to threaten with the cops though Usually that's a death sentence.

 

[prince_peoples]

my moms is Jamaican, and my pops is a 6'3-6'4 jacked rican.

looking back at it now its funny, but at the time

island parents got to be the worse when it come to this ass whopping shyt. They'll beat you and dare you to tell anyone. I remember when i tried that "im a call the police shyt" my sister was like oh yeah, well let me get this last ass whopping in then. Needless to say my palms were to sore to even pick up the phone let alone dial 911.

 

[MoonGoddess]

You shuld have known better than to threaten with the cops though Usually that's a death sentence.

:mjcry; yeah well apparently i seem to like learning things the hard way.

 

[cheek100]

I was one of those horrible kids you speak of, and i was getting my ass beat on the reg.

getting whopped only made me tougher, and a lot better at doing my dirt.

funny thing is me and my boy was just sharing out worst ass whopping stories today.

I bet ur a successful young man these days..

 

[KOohbt]

Child abuse. Just child abuse. Beating on your kids is one thing that needs to leave the BC. People beat on their kids like that because they hate themselves.

Black parents who beat their kids aren't respectable people anyway, no accomplishments, no way of making their kids respect them outside of beating them To create fear.

Beating kids ain't African we learned it from slavery. Masks the lack of seasoned cultural parenting skills that we lost. But we getting out of that thank god.

 

[skokiaan]

I bet she won't do it again.

 

[DrX]

thats nikka parenting, be lazy at guiding your kids, and when they fukk up beat them like a slave and put it on the internet

 

[Taharqa]

thats nikka parenting, be lazy at guiding your kids, and when they fukk up beat them like a slave and put it on the internet