Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[stepbackj34spud]

Get them nikkas Spud.

There's a lot of dudes here who only post when URL drops something... corny. Shoutout to all the real battlrap fans.

 

[wizworld]

Dog.... didn't he say that the Prep v Saga battle was dope? So even when he thinks a URL battle is dope, he still has to find something to hate on....

 

[theflyest]

nikka. Theres is only 2 good vets on that card. TODD, DNA, and Real Deal are fukking trash.
I'd say Sno is the worst rookie on that card..either Sno or Prep.

Edit:Forgot about Mr.Wavy. He's the worst rookie on that card easily. Nobody asked for this nikka on this card.

I was thinking Wavy. I have this theory that these nyggas are trying build K Shine back up & they are doing it by intentionally giving him the worst nygga on the card

 

[Young Fab]

Bet DNA say some bullshyt like:

"URL callin up rookies to come and slay vets/
The conversation was like "You ready for dat stage?" "Yes."/
"Well start preparin my nikka cause you got DNA next/
So we gon call Smack Bobby Fisher the way he played Chess!"

*balds fist and paces back & forth*

"THIS IS WHAT I DO!"

 

[kevthesureshot]

Bet DNA say some bullshyt like:

"URL callin up rookies to come and slay vets/
The conversation was like "You ready for dat stage?" "Yes."/
"Well start preparin my nikka cause you got DNA next/
So we gon call Smack Bobby Fisher the way he played Chess!"

*balds fist and paces back & forth*

"THIS IS WHAT I DO!"

Crowd says "Yeahhhhhhh" followed by a don demarco

 

[FreshAIG]

Bet DNA say some bullshyt like:

"URL callin up rookies to come and slay vets/
The conversation was like "You ready for dat stage?" "Yes."/
"Well start preparin my nikka cause you got DNA next/
So we gon call Smack Bobby Fisher the way he played Chess!"

*balds fist and paces back & forth*

"THIS IS WHAT I DO!"

I dead ass can hear him saying this lmao

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Bet DNA say some bullshyt like:

"URL callin up rookies to come and slay vets/
The conversation was like "You ready for dat stage?" "Yes."/
"Well start preparin my nikka cause you got DNA next/
So we gon call Smack Bobby Fisher the way he played Chess!"

*balds fist and paces back & forth*

"THIS IS WHAT I DO!"

DNA is somewhere scratching this line out of his notebook with that old young nikka face


DNA yelling "THIS IS WHAT I DO" after some mediocre line is always funny

 

[Momentum]

Guaranteed DNA does a "Clips got Rex the fukk outta here, get Chess the fukk outta here" flip

 

[Momentum]

And to circle back, I finally watched that Relly Rell vs Suge. I never seen someone get violated so bad without their being an actual punch in the battle.

Relly Rell rapped his heart out for 7 minutes, crowd was with him the whole time, he was feeling good

Suge comes with that bully shyt, disrespecting him off top about taking the battle only the paper, making him flinch, then hitting him with so many haymakers all Rell can do is smile and pretend that he didn't just get violated.

 

[T-K-G]

Guaranteed DNA does a "Clips got Rex the fukk outta here, get Chess the fukk outta here" flip

real nikkas play dominoes

get chess the fukk outta here!

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i dont rock with Suge like that but i guess i need to watch him punk that dude

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Brizz 2nd round against Dot, shyt should be illegal in at least 10 states

Now i wanna see who's the real 2nd round killer, Roc or Brizz

 

[T-K-G]

Brizz 2nd round against Dot, shyt should be illegal in at least 10 states

Now i wanna see who's the real 2nd round killer, Roc or Brizz

surf known for turnin up in his 2nds too


but i gotta say Brizz gotta be a top 5 name flipper in the game right now he completely obliterated DOT and Showoff with them shyts


this is where Verb fukked up, atleast if his name stayed the same Brizz woulda been forced to comee up with original name flips that we never heard before

now you givin a professional name flipper a brand spanking new name

AND HE GETS FIRST DIBS ON ALL THE NAME FLIPS

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Brizz 2nd round against Dot, shyt should be illegal in at least 10 states

Now i wanna see who's the real 2nd round killer, Roc or Brizz

Brizz would kill Roc right now

 

[Ronnie Lott]

surf known for turnin up in his 2nds too


but i gotta say Brizz gotta be a top 5 name flipper in the game right now he completely obliterated DOT and Showoff with them shyts


this is where Verb fukked up, atleast if his name stayed the same Brizz woulda been forced to comee up with original name flips that we never heard before

now you givin a professional name flipper a brand spanking new name

AND HE GETS FIRST DIBS ON ALL THE NAME FLIPS

Bro, I called this a few weeks ago when the rookies vs vets card was announced. The worst thing Verb could have done was change his name to that Vandoom bullshyt. Brizz is gonna feast on that Vandoom shyt. Mark my words.