TheArchitect
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Pure comedy...I have to ask though, what breed of dog was he?...
Things you've done that has guarenteed you a spot in hell
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Pure comedy...I have to ask though, what breed of dog was he?...
ClassyME
Pro
I haven't done that much shyt that made me feel like I was goin to hell but
is wrong wit some of you nikkas? 
I was literally 
readin all that bullshyt.
readin all that bullshyt.
Metta World Movement
Peace and love...to all!!
Rottweiler
Wesley Pipes quotes
Banned
I can't stop shtting in the shower. I just look down at the drain and think 
and for some reason I get hard 
when I feel that warm gooey turd between my toes as I smash it down the drain. It's so demonic but it feels so good..
and for some reason I get hard when I feel that warm gooey turd between my toes as I smash it down the drain. It's so demonic but it feels so good..
Carter G. Hoodson
Tarik is my name ✊✊✊
putting citric magnesia in the punch at my relatives wedding and telling everybody on pops side not to drink it. Those bama's went down back down to NC shytting on themselves. I got my ass whooped for it too. They were real rude though.
Carter G. Hoodson
Tarik is my name ✊✊✊
fukk it, I kinda messed with a close person to me sister 
Wesley Pipes quotes
Banned
When I worked as an usher at the movie theaters. I used to shhhit in the aisles before my shift was over so the next usher would have to clean it up.
Kings County
Law III | Law XXV | Law XV
Thread has me cracking the fukk up. I'm at work laughing like a damn idiot.
I'm trying to think of some horrible shyt I've done. Idk. Back when I used to work at a church camp, I got in trouble for buying porn for this one dude on staff during a trip we took on one of the breaks. He was only 17, asked me to cop it for him. Then this nikka gets caught with it and snitches on me.
I'm trying to think of some horrible shyt I've done. Idk. Back when I used to work at a church camp, I got in trouble for buying porn for this one dude on staff during a trip we took on one of the breaks. He was only 17, asked me to cop it for him. Then this nikka gets caught with it and snitches on me.
Kings County
Law III | Law XXV | Law XV
but 
this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.
he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him likecause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.
worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.
nikka I'm bout to die they need to put this shyt in a movie
i wont say all of what i did but i can say yea...im going to hell. I must have killed atleast a billion family members in my life time 
but seriously I dont even think its worth it for me to pray anymore bc im screwed. Heres how it goes when i pray
Me: Dear God...
GOD:
but seriously I dont even think its worth it for me to pray anymore bc im screwed. Heres how it goes when i prayMe: Dear God...
GOD:
Sierra Mist
Banned
kill people
for fun
for fun
1st oneno foul on the play
2nd one
they called a fukking ambulance...... Had to go to hospital and everything...
One of the lecturers actually came with me ....I got get well soon cards from people in the class I didn't even know
Had to take the exam in a classroom by myself 3 weeks later......
Aced it....
I know somewhere I got some heavy dose of karma waiting for me
