Things you've done that has guarenteed you a spot in hell

TheArchitect

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Nah, son....not sexually

I mean I used to go in front of the mirror in my room, whip out the dikk, put it on top of his head, and just look at the dog in the mirror with my dikk on his head, and just laugh...because he looked funny mean-muggin' with penis atop his head

I was a young, silly boy

Pure comedy...I have to ask though, what breed of dog was he?...
 
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I can't stop shtting in the shower. I just look down at the drain and think :why: and for some reason I get hard :smh: when I feel that warm gooey turd between my toes as I smash it down the drain. It's so demonic but it feels so good..:ohlawd:
 

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putting citric magnesia in the punch at my relatives wedding and telling everybody on pops side not to drink it. Those bama's went down back down to NC shytting on themselves. I got my ass whooped for it too. They were real rude though.
 

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Thread has me cracking the fukk up. I'm at work laughing like a damn idiot.

I'm trying to think of some horrible shyt I've done. Idk. Back when I used to work at a church camp, I got in trouble for buying porn for this one dude on staff during a trip we took on one of the breaks. He was only 17, asked me to cop it for him. Then this nikka gets caught with it and snitches on me. :upsetfavre:
 

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this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.:damn:

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like :childplease: cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.:sadbron::damn:
worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.:mad:




:laff:









:dead:




nikka I'm bout to die they need to put this shyt in a movie
 

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i wont say all of what i did but i can say yea...im going to hell. I must have killed atleast a billion family members in my life time :scheme: but seriously I dont even think its worth it for me to pray anymore bc im screwed. Heres how it goes when i pray

Me: Dear God...
GOD::childplease:
 

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kill people
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for fun

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1st one :whoa: no foul on the play

2nd one :dead:



they called a fukking ambulance...... Had to go to hospital and everything...

One of the lecturers actually came with me ....I got get well soon cards from people in the class I didn't even know

Had to take the exam in a classroom by myself 3 weeks later......

Aced it....

I know somewhere I got some heavy dose of karma waiting for me
 

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they called a fukking ambulance...... Had to go to hospital and everything...

One of the lecturers actually came with me ....I got get well soon cards from people in the class I didn't even know

Had to take the exam in a classroom by myself 3 weeks later......

Aced it....

I know somewhere I got some heavy dose of karma waiting for me

:russ::russ::russ::russ:
 
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