Winter is Coming

[Oroko Saki]

*Kills Christ*
*Eats bagel dogs*
*Gets baked in oven*

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

World on the sabbath

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

*walks on water*
*turns water to wine*
*gets crucified*
*ascends to heaven*
*is hailed as savior*
* at cocaine biceps*

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

you are fired, get your shyt and leave

 

[So UnThotful]

*listens to every drake song*

 

[The Guru]

*steal all the land from Palestinians*

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

*owns a pawn shop*

 

[skeetsinternal]

*buys Brooklyn and removes nikkas*

 

[unit321]

* Have an hour long stand up routine without swearing, get an NBC sit-com and get paid over $1 million per episode, write book called "Sein-language" to make even more money *

 

[john goodman]

*gives you a job*

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

:rules world:

 

[AquaCityBoy]

*Controls the media*

*Gets you fired from your cushy position at CNN, forcing you to resort to some shytty job as a commentator for some third-rate college's baseball team for calling out one of their celebrities (+rep for whoever guesses who I'm talking about)*

 

[Fillerguy]

*pitches in on Jewish neighbor's mortgage when they come on hard times*
*is 30 years old with a fully paid house*
*has a steady job*
*starts child's college fund at 4*
*kids go to college on full scholarship*
*is the most hated culture in history*
*helpful around minorities*
*would never hire a minority for anything other than minion wage work*

 

[Pulgero Polos]

*records the twin towers get hit with both planes from a parked van miles away*

*knew the towers were going to be hit at 8 am*

*claims it was for research*

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

*Controls the media*

*Gets you fired from your cushy position at CNN, forcing you to resort to some shytty job as a commentator for some third-rate college's baseball team for calling out one of their celebrities (+rep for whoever guesses who I'm talking about)*

John stewart ?