Is Liggins the fukkING GOAT


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scarlxrd

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1. Eat a mayonnaise sandwich
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-Get friends of different races :mjpls:

-If I were a teenage cac I'd go through the whole teenage angst thing :pachaha:

-Get offended over nothing/complain about discrimination towards whites :skip:

-Misuse slang

-Play Golf

-Say, "I'm not racist but..." And then make a racist comment

- Commit crimes and use the mentally unstable excuse
 
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Don't Believe the Hype
My homey choked his (now ex) girlfriend and while he was doing it, yelled, "you did this to yourself - a second time!"

Her last b/f choked her out, too. She has NOT returned any correspondence since. He feels real bad.
 
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Piss in her face while she sleep.....

Another one: during sex, quickly call her an ugly bytch outta nowhere, and say you don't even know why you wasting good dikk on her ugly ass; you just doing her a favor by fukkin' her, and you just using her as an ugly nut rag. Remember, you gotta rattle off all that shyt fast as hell so she don't even know what hit her. Then nut RIGHT after you say all that shyt (you gotta time it right)....then kiss her romantically on the cheek/forehead and tell her you love her...then dip outta there.....

Then when she ask you later on about the bullshyt you said during sex earlier, intentionally hesitate for a few seconds with the :skip: face......then tell her you was just playing, and was doing some roleplay shyt. Make sure you laugh and smile while telling her this, to confuse/anger the fukk outta her......
 
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I'm a young nikka that works in a big department store full of beautiful women (guess that retailer :mjpls:) I interact with a majority of them on a daily basis. Knocked down a few bodies since I been here too

Working here just taught me all women gotta be talked to the same. It ain't hard to eat outchea, nikkas just make it harder than it needs to be


Target???:jbhmm:
 
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