I got married women cooking me lunch every other day in the same workplace. Sometimes they get handsy. Perks of being middle aged and not flabbynsick. They put hands on my stomach and my arms. I have a male co-worker who told me he is jealous straight up.
Get married brehs. If I was my young savage self I'd have a double digit body count at work right now..
Them unfulfilled wives be ready to get murdered suicided.