IT Certifications and Careers (Official Discussion Thread)

tofuspeedstar

Bosozoku Champion
Joined
May 17, 2012
Messages
1,434
Reputation
140
Daps
1,635
Reppin
Texas
I don't even do help desk shyt no more. Right now i work with people that claim the system locks them out and they have the correct password :why:

I get that crap some days too when there's nothing going on.


...I'm just like :mindblown:


Then my boss and I :laff:at them before we just reset their pw and they have to change it again.
 

King Sun

Big Boss
Supporter
Joined
May 11, 2012
Messages
29,131
Reputation
2,870
Daps
68,661
Reppin
323,904,480,817,614
I get that crap some days too when there's nothing going on.


...I'm just like :mindblown:


Then my boss and I :laff:at them before we just reset their pw and they have to change it again.

I work for statefarm for internet support now and their customer base is 60% 50-90 year old's forgetting their passwords and shyt. Bad part about it sf is marketing the online shyt so hard :why:
 

tofuspeedstar

Bosozoku Champion
Joined
May 17, 2012
Messages
1,434
Reputation
140
Daps
1,635
Reppin
Texas
I work for statefarm for internet support now and their customer base is 60% 50-90 year old's forgetting their passwords and shyt. Bad part about it sf is marketing the online shyt so hard :why:

Oh man, I deal with actual employees within my company that forget their passwords.. you got stuck with them shytboomers, I feel for you breh.
 

↓R↑LYB

I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
44,204
Reputation
13,693
Daps
171,057
Reppin
Pawgistan
Hey I didn't say it was the most challenging, but it could be worse :ehh:

No it couldn't breh. I wanted to kill myself when I was doing help desk.

Me: IT help desk can I help you
Him: Yeah my God damn computer isn't working. I don't know why you guys keep messing with stuff
Me: Sir what exactly is wrong with your machine? :what:
Him: I don't know but someone needs to come down here and fix it, I'm tired of you guys not doing your jobs right.
Me: Sir I need to know what's what's wrong so I can create a ticket...
Him: THE GOD DAMN SCREEN IS BLANK. NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY COMPUTER WON'T WORK!!!!
Me: Sir have you tri......
Him: I HAVE A DAMN MEETING IN 50 MINUTES, THIS IS FRIGGIN UNACCEPTABLE :damn:
Me: Sir can you check to see if there's a green light on your tower?
Him: What's a tower? :skip:
Me: It's the thing you keyboard and mouse is plugged into. :snoop:
Him: No I don't see a green light. :ld:
Me: Can you hit the power button and see if anything happens :upsetfavre:
Him:
Me:
Him: :merchant:
Me:
Him: Well it seems to be working now, thanks for your help :ohhh:
Me: :deadrose:

And I ain't even make that shyt up breh. Like I said, I wanted to commit that
 

FastEddie215

Rookie
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
189
Reputation
30
Daps
127
Reppin
Philly
any tips you guys have that I can use to put on my resume in order to get employers attention? i know many of you said the hardest part is getting your foot in the door but there has to be a way to speed this process up
 

↓R↑LYB

I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
44,204
Reputation
13,693
Daps
171,057
Reppin
Pawgistan
any tips you guys have that I can use to put on my resume in order to get employers attention? i know many of you said the hardest part is getting your foot in the door but there has to be a way to speed this process up

Outside of having a connect, there's no easy way breh. Just keep submitting your resume and trying to focus on the next set of certs.
 

acri1

The Chosen 1
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
22,844
Reputation
3,640
Daps
98,863
Reppin
Detroit
You've never worked help desk have you :leostare:

It's soul crushing :to:

You get used to it. :manny:

I mean you almost have to work on the help desk for a while, nobody is going to let someone with no experience into the server room. But I want to know whose help desk pays 70k. :merchant:
 

treezee

LWO
Supporter
Joined
Jun 6, 2012
Messages
1,556
Reputation
860
Daps
5,090
Reppin
Lost Angels
No it couldn't breh. I wanted to kill myself when I was doing help desk.

Me: IT help desk can I help you
Him: Yeah my God damn computer isn't working. I don't know why you guys keep messing with stuff
Me: Sir what exactly is wrong with your machine? :what:
Him: I don't know but someone needs to come down here and fix it, I'm tired of you guys not doing your jobs right.
Me: Sir I need to know what's what's wrong so I can create a ticket...
Him: THE GOD DAMN SCREEN IS BLANK. NO MATTER WHAT I DO MY COMPUTER WON'T WORK!!!!
Me: Sir have you tri......
Him: I HAVE A DAMN MEETING IN 50 MINUTES, THIS IS FRIGGIN UNACCEPTABLE
Me: Sir can you check to see if there's a green light on your tower?
Him: What's a tower? :skip:
Me: It's the thing you keyboard and mouse is plugged into. :snoop:
Him: No I don't see a green light.
Me: Can you hit the power button and see if anything happens :upsetfavre:
Him:
Me:
Him: :merchant:
Me:
Him: Well it seems to be working now, thanks for your help :ohhh:
Me: :deadrose:

And I ain't even make that shyt up breh. Like I said, I wanted to commit that

:russ:

At my last job I had a guy ask me "When are we getting Windows 7 for my iPad?" :wtf: No joke! Now at this gig I have access to AD, Exchange, and some servers (file/print etc.) It's not just desktop and it's not network...it's a little of both. Not to mention they're going to pay for me to go here Microsoft MCTS Windows 7 Certification Boot Camp at Global Knowledge. Like I said at the right company you can not only eat you can learn, and take advantage of PAID training :win:

Then move on from there however you please.
 

↓R↑LYB

I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
44,204
Reputation
13,693
Daps
171,057
Reppin
Pawgistan
:russ:

At my last job I had a guy ask me "When are we getting Windows 7 for my iPad?" :wtf: No joke! Now at this gig I have access to AD, Exchange, and some servers (file/print etc.) It's not just desktop and it's not network...it's a little of both. Not to mention they're going to pay for me to go here Microsoft MCTS Windows 7 Certification Boot Camp at Global Knowledge. Like I said at the right company you can not only eat you can learn, and take advantage of PAID training :win:

Then move on from there however you please.

Be careful breh. Some companies require you to either pay that bread back or sign a contract that you'll stay for a # of years if you accept the training. My job said for them to pay for my CCIE Security, it'd require an 18 month commitment. I was like :childplease:
 

treezee

LWO
Supporter
Joined
Jun 6, 2012
Messages
1,556
Reputation
860
Daps
5,090
Reppin
Lost Angels
You get used to it. :manny:

I mean you almost have to work on the help desk for a while, nobody is going to let someone with no experience into the server room. But I want to know whose help desk pays 70k. :merchant:

Support Analyst. Not Helpdesk, but not too far from it. :manny:
 
Top